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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }

Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

line 10; ';' expected
Illegal termination of if statement.
''I Love Netbeans''

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Doctoadisa(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2015

MzLarem:
'what hapend in 1974 wil repeat itself'..Dis statement is always making me laugh..I still don't knw wat apnd in 1974 ooo..nd mrtopeqs has said it all..Na 2 resume widout list

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Doctoadisa(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2015

MzLarem:
'what hapend in 1974 wil repeat itself'..Dis statement is always making me laugh..I still don't knw wat apnd in 1974 ooo..nd mrtopeqs has said it all..Na 2 resume widout list

...so u want to knw?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Temmi001: 2:15pm On Sep 27, 2015

DharmyYinks:
Finally appeared

Not really jawe. Spoilt my phone's calibration

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:21pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }

Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

[b] <!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="UTF-8"/>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<style>
<body style="background-color:Magenta">
<title>


h1{color:RoyalBlue;
font-size:300px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid blue;
padding: 10px;
margin:50px
}


<h1><br>Khassy might end up foolish for life</br></h1>


p{color:MediumBlue;
font-size:30px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid white;
padding: 5px;
margin:20px
}


<p> I don't have to prove it, just click this link <a href="http://www.khassyisfoolish.com">Khassy is foolish</a> </p>

</body>
</title>
</style>
</head>
</html>

E be like say html5 doesn't doubt the fact that you are foolish undecided

[/b]

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Doctoadisa(m): 2:23pm On Sep 27, 2015

gentleman100:
No more 2015 admission, apply for the next UTME. We're sorry for the inconvenience.

...so this ur wish...that is a bad wish.you knw how much pple ar waiting for the list and u ar here making this type of narcotic insolemending jokes.

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 2:31pm On Sep 27, 2015

Joshbenji:

And if u tink u can du it your self

you need

A pc

1.3gb data

a cable (dats all)

boss no be me need help o...i know how to fix it.. thats what i am trying to explain to the guy. simple SP tools flash can resurrect the phone

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klexycole(m): 2:38pm On Sep 27, 2015

shankies215:

its indeed an HAJJ to remember!
A lot of Nigerians died too, its really sad, i pray God grant their family the fortified to bear the loss, nd i pray he forgives them, grant them Aljana firdaus, nd protect the muslim Ummah at large

ALLAHUMO AAMEEEN.

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:55pm On Sep 27, 2015

Jerryspan:
lolss.I knw kuku go cos where I dey na one villa and no church near by.I just stream live.u nko? Hope sey no be dt ur CTY u go do for church?

omo after STS I kwalay from church

as I come house come find Chicken ma chop before dem return NEPA come bring light.. na there I kuku close service for today grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 2:55pm On Sep 27, 2015

Yungmilio2:

JAVA sweet pass C+

which you sabi

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2015

Temmi001:
line 10; ';' expected
Illegal termination of if statement.
''I Love Netbeans''

try using 8.0.2
kinda complicated at first but sweeter later

still stuck with my 6.7 sha grin

Eclipse is just too difficult to understand angry

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2015

Temmi001:
Not really jawe. Spoilt my phone's calibration

Eeyah...dats nt cool o

[s]add some chemicals to bring it back to life na....chem engr[/s] ;

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:01pm On Sep 27, 2015

Temmi001:
Not really jawe. Spoilt my phone's calibration

ahhahahahahahaha
TAB and spoilt calibrator na Siamese twins grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:02pm On Sep 27, 2015

Doctoadisa:
...so this ur wish...that is a bad wish.you knw how much pple ar waiting for the list and u ar here making this type of narcotic insolemending jokes.

was expecting you'll be more sensible to write something quite sensitive not that poo you wrote up there undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:10pm On Sep 27, 2015

Temmi001:
line 10; ';' expected
Illegal termination of if statement.
''I Love Netbeans''

wheesin:

[b] <!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="UTF-8"/>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<style><body style="background-color:Magenta">
<title>


h1{color:RoyalBlue;
font-size:300px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid blue;
padding: 10px;
margin:50px
}


<h1><br>Khassy might end up foolish for life</br></h1>


p{color:MediumBlue;
font-size:30px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid white;
padding: 5px;
margin:20px
}


<p> I don't have to prove it, just click this link <a href="http://www.khassyisfoolish.com">Khassy is foolish</a> </p>

</body>
</title>
</style>
</head>
</html>

E be like say html5 doesn't doubt the fact that you are foolish

[/b]

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }
Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;
Catch(Exception e) {} ;
//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"
Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence
I hate JAVA

IDGAF!!! GideonG!!!

Need some interpretation mehn undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 3:10pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:

ahhahahahahahaha TAB and spoilt calibrator na Siamese twins

Is d tab really dat bad...I mean its nt good

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 3:16pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }

Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

Chisos

Weedson in trouble grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:16pm On Sep 27, 2015

wheesin:

[b] <!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="UTF-8"/>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<style>
<body style="background-color:Magenta">
<title>


h1{color:RoyalBlue;
font-size:300px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid blue;
padding: 10px;
margin:50px
}


<h1><br>Khassy might end up foolish for life</br></h1>


p{color:MediumBlue;
font-size:30px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid white;
padding: 5px;
margin:20px
}


<p> I don't have to prove it, just click this link <a href="http://www.khassyisfoolish.com">Khassy is foolish</a> </p>

</body>
</title>
</style>
</head>
</html>

E be like say html5 doesn't doubt the fact that you are foolish

[/b]

Int a = JOptionPane.ShowConfirmDialog (null, "Brain Confirmation Box" "Confirmation Box" JOptionPane. YES_NO_OPTION) ;
If (a==0) {
BrainlessMode.begin(a) ;
}

//RESULT
BRAINLESS MODE BEGINS

I don't need to comment again or do I undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 3:16pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:

omo after STS I kwalay from church

as I come house come find Chicken ma chop before dem return NEPA come bring light.. na there I kuku close service for today

lolssss.see dis pikin.shey na deeperlife u attend ni?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:18pm On Sep 27, 2015

DharmyYinks:

Is d tab really dat bad...I mean its nt good

Is worse than bad

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:18pm On Sep 27, 2015

adelolaa:

Chisos Weedson in trouble

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Lordseyad(m): 3:31pm On Sep 27, 2015

Wetin be all these Progz u dey write sef... grin

Make you jxt dey lie for urself(One of ma guys saying whenever we go for Csc class) -

The only thing I sabbi in csc is --

grin

printf("Hello World); grin

I no go even correct sef... but I go still get my A

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Adeshizzy: 3:37pm On Sep 27, 2015

wheesin:

[b] <!DOCTYPE html>
<meta charset="UTF-8"/>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<style>
<body style="background-color:Magenta">
<title>


h1{color:RoyalBlue;
font-size:300px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid blue;
padding: 10px;
margin:50px
}


<h1><br>Khassy might end up foolish for life</br></h1>


p{color:MediumBlue;
font-size:30px;
font-family:verdana;
border: 1px solid white;
padding: 5px;
margin:20px
}


<p> I don't have to prove it, just click this link <a href="http://www.khassyisfoolish.com">Khassy is foolish</a> </p>

</body>
</title>
</style>
</head>
</html>

E be like say html5 doesn't doubt the fact that you are foolish

[/b]

wheesin which department are you

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Adeshizzy: 3:38pm On Sep 27, 2015

Lordseyad:
Wetin be all these Progz u dey write sef...

Make you jxt dey lie for urself(One of ma guys saying whenever we go for Csc class) -

The only thing I sabbi in csc is --

printf("Hello World);

I no go even correct sef... but I go still get my A

Loool...

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 3:39pm On Sep 27, 2015

Lordseyad:
Wetin be all these Progz u dey write sef...

Make you jxt dey lie for urself(One of ma guys saying whenever we go for Csc class) -

The only thing I sabbi in csc is --

printf("Hello World);

I no go even correct sef... but I go still get my A

omo na d A sure pass jare grin

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 4:03pm On Sep 27, 2015

Adeshizzy:

wheesin which department are you

mass communication

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by mystolad(m): 4:09pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:
if (Wheesin.equals"sensible" ) ;
try{
JOptionPane. showMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is normal" ); }

Else{
JOptionPane. ShowMessageDialog(null, "Wheesin is The last hediot alive" ) } ;

Catch(Exception e) {} ;

//Result
" Wheesin is The last hediot alive"

Wheesin
Even JAVA condemn your existence

I hate JAVA

Khassy!!!

#sigh

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by wheesin(m): 4:11pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:

Int a = JOptionPane.ShowConfirmDialog (null, "Brain Confirmation Box" "Confirmation Box" JOptionPane. YES_NO_OPTION) ;
If (a==0) {
BrainlessMode.begin(a) ;
}

//RESULT
BRAINLESS MODE BEGINS

I don't need to comment again or do I

<Doctype HTML>
<html>
<head>
</head>
<body>
<h1> E PAIN AM </h1>
<p> Khassy sounds pained. Dumb he goat acting like if foolishness is his birth right </p>
</body>
</html> undecided

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by adelolaa(m): 4:13pm On Sep 27, 2015

khassy:

try using 8.0.2
kinda complicated at first but sweeter later

still stuck with my 6.7 sha

Eclipse is just too difficult to understand

Eclipse dah beast and the best IDE cool

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ymir: 4:25pm On Sep 27, 2015

Hi everyone. Is the list really coming out tomorrow?

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 4:47pm On Sep 27, 2015

Doctoadisa:
...so u want to knw?

Yes nw

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Dammysmart: 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2015

Deattorney:
So you dey my department

omg! wah level sir... moi 300l

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