Like someone above said, it could be complex issues but it's not an obligation to post.

People with inferiority complexes,are the ones who go to such length to prove a point that isn't needed. I am me and I do me. I got nobody to prove a point to.

chimajii:


I hope ds came out from ur OWN kitchen and pot, not from some1s DP, facebook,twitter,whatsapp, e.t.c ? odawise u wee get BUSTED!! LMAO!

chronique:
I swear,that her closing sentence scared me. This is the first time a lady has said or done anything to scare me in a long while,even though I wasn't the one she was talking to. I just started imagining different scary images with blood and knife in the kitchen.

I'm quite harmless, I think...
And the revelations here are shocking, to say thhe least...

no be today she begin deactivate come back with another moniker.dirty ikeja police barrack goat wey come Internet dey feel funky.she tell some of my guys say she dey stay GRA hahahahahaha if I begin bring her lies here eh.dem plenty like her,classless dirty girls forming wetin dey no be for this forum.anyway she package herself wella come make some mumu boys dey trip for her.wetin pursue her for catholic section,the girl na correct keziah dem come find out after she form sister Mary for dem and anytime person bust her she go begin send emotional pms to everybody on dat thread so she go get back up.me I get one of the pm.her tory plenty but make I pity her.she don get plenty busting,go dat babyosisi thread too where her type wey manage see unfortunate men marry dem dey form counselors

chimajii:


BUSTED!!! Lwkm!! I thought this herzumphter girl was a chilled girl, when I used to follow ds thread.. Talk about trying to live up to standards .. Eh ya.. And she has deactivated her account. Lwkm!! What a Mess of a Busting!!!

Like tchidi stated above, the revelations here are shocking indeed. I have been an ardent follower of this thread and posted just once, and I am disappointed and embarrassed for her. knew her even before this thread and she was one of the few I used to like. Heck! I even sent her a PM once (I'm female btw). Chai! Probably she is just way too emotional.

DBking:
no be today she begin deactivate come back with another moniker.dirty ikeja police barrack goat wey come Internet dey feel funky.she tell some of my guys say she dey stay GRA hahahahahaha if I begin bring her lies here eh.dem plenty like her,classless dirty girls forming wetin dey no be for this forum.anyway she package herself wella come make some mumu boys dey trip for her.wetin pursue her for catholic section,the girl na correct keziah dem come find out after she form sister Mary for dem and anytime person bust her she go begin send emotional pms to everybody on dat thread so she go get back up.me I get one of the pm.her tory plenty but make I pity her.she don get plenty busting,go dat babyosisi thread too where her type wey manage see unfortunate men marry dem dey form counselors

Na wa !

cococandy:
Bread and akara.

Akara made by me.
Bread made by him.


Go team!!!

This woman

Herzumpther nwanyi oma.

Don't mind dem haters.
You gave us local and continental.

Na because of food dem wan die for your matter. Food oh.
Some of the food here give some people idea on what to eat. While it gives some heart attack due to lack of fund.

Life is simple.
Make una move on abeg.

howdy fellow food heads?? I just cooked eggs following the guidelines from this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2615185/tried-making-own-golden-eggs

I followed all of op's instructions to the letter. OP described it and even attached a pic that looks like an egg that a bite of can cure all the life problems and ailments of an able bodied man. but Alas!! how wrong I was?

I placed the egg in the centre of the computer stockings I used to do primary six (which I kept as a souvenir for nmeri17's children and grandchildren) and relentlessly spun the "nylon" like a female cheerleader after spinning and winding and flinging, I had to visit the basement of my comPAND since that's the darkest and gloomiest abyss where I could do that stupid torch test

I came back upstairs and cooked the egg but not without addition of salt as a precautionary measure to avoid the egg cracking. the salt I added was even more than the food I was gonno eat it with

immediately I saw the first one looking like the graphic pics of boko haram victims, I cracked the other one small to see if I got lucky with one at least

after it was all over, I came back to notice the egg in the pic isn't even Nigerian -- neither is the hand holding it
CONCLUSION
trying to cook a meal any object based on some nairaland thread is tantamount to disastrous consequences

Everyone is invited.. Happy Sunday foodies..

Nmeri17:
howdy fellow food heads?? I just cooked eggs following the guidelines from this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2615185/tried-making-own-golden-eggs

I followed all of op's instructions to the letter. OP described it and even attached a pic that looks like an egg that a bite of can cure all the life problems and ailments of an able bodied man. but Alas!! how wrong I was?

I placed the egg in the centre of the computer stockings I used to do primary six (which I kept as a souvenir for nmeri17's children and grandchildren) and relentlessly spun the "nylon" like a female cheerleader after spinning and winding, I had to visit the basement of my comPAND since that's the darkest and gloomiest abyss where I could do that stupid torch test

I came back upstairs and cooked the egg but not without addition of salt as a precautionary measure to avoid the egg cracking. the salt I added was even more than the food I was gonno eat it with

immediately I saw the first one looking like the graphic pics of boko haram victims, I cracked the other one small to see if I got lucky with one at least

after it was all over, I came back to notice the egg in the pic isn't even Nigerian -- neither is the hand holding it
CONCLUSION
trying to cook a meal any object based on some nairaland thread is tantamount to disastrous consequences

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Wetin I do?

Chillisauce:


This woman

Herzumpther nwanyi oma.

Don't mind dem haters.
You gave us local and continental.

Na because of food dem wan die for your matter. Food oh.
Some of the food here give some people idea on what to eat. While it gives some heart attack due to lack of fund.

Life is simple.
Make una move on abeg.

Beans and yam/potato, plantain pottage etc,

chronique:
I need help on the combinations of healthy foods that I can cook and eat week-in,week-out,without having to repeat certain meals over and over again. Presently,I have only 4 types of soup that I cook(okro,ogbono,egusi and vegetable). And I eat them with fufu,semo,wheat or poundo yam. Aside these,the other meals I cook often are rice,noodles and spaghetti(I don't like them;just eat them to put something in the stomach). What other meals can I add to my menu? When advising,kindly take into consideration the fact that I only have sundays to do any serious cooking. Thanks.

I'm not so much a fan of beans. Pls would you be kind enough to list the etc? That's why I made the post initially. Thanks dear.

cococandy:
Beans and yam/potato, plantain pottage etc,

Glock8:
And she deactivated

Damn!

This one is strong.

chronique:
And I'm quite embarrassed @ the chick who got bursted lifting images of cooked foods from facebook to post here,just to feel superfly. There's nothing that beats being real and truthful to yourself and keeping it real. The fact that people post pics of various intercontinental dishes,doesn't mean they have better lives than you. Just be contented with what you have,and do you(be yourself). When you start lying,you'd need several other lies to keep it up.

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True

chronique:
I'm not so much a fan of beans. Pls would you be kind enough to list the etc? That's why I made the post initially. Thanks dear.

Okay remove the beans then. Plain porridge can be very nice too with lots of veggie leaves.
What of Banga soup, or the Igbo variation ofe akwu? You can use it to eat rice or fufu.
What of Yam and egg sauce/plain stew?

So where do you reside?, let me know what more to suggest based on my experience.
Make I no dey suggest tuwo shinkafa for someone living in France

DBking:
no be today she begin deactivate come back with another moniker.dirty ikeja police barrack goat wey come Internet dey feel funky.she tell some of my guys say she dey stay GRA hahahahahaha if I begin bring her lies here eh.dem plenty like her,classless dirty girls forming wetin dey no be for this forum.anyway she package herself wella come make some mumu boys dey trip for her.wetin pursue her for catholic section,the girl na correct keziah dem come find out after she form sister Mary for dem and anytime person bust her she go begin send emotional pms to everybody on dat thread so she go get back up.me I get one of the pm.her tory plenty but make I pity her.she don get plenty busting,go dat babyosisi thread too where her type wey manage see unfortunate men marry dem dey form counselors

.

Buhahahaha, Nairaland is full of drama,

I'm in naija. I won't be able to dedicate much time to cooking as such,and do not think oi can cope with making banga soup. It's a lot of work. Just a list of food combinations a bachelor can make do with without too much stress. Thanks.

cococandy:

Okay remove the beans then. Plain porridge can be very nice too with lots of veggie leaves.
What of Banga soup, or the Igbo variation ofe akwu? You can use it to eat rice or fufu.
What of Yam and egg sauce/plain stew?

So where do you reside?, let me know what more to suggest based on my experience.
Make I no dey suggest tuwo shinkafa for someone living in France

Fufu with okro and stew.

Nairalanders have been lying since time immemorial.

Must we copy others? .

Nmeri17:



CONCLUSION
trying to cook a meal any object based on some nairaland thread is tantamount to disastrous consequences

I did the same thing last night! Used me Bros smelly sock! Men! After almost getting a headache from it, useless egg was still the same.
I thought I didn't shake it well, now I know better.

chronique:
I'm in naija. I won't be able to dedicate much time to cooking as such,and do not think oi can cope with making banga soup. It's a lot of work. Just a list of food combinations a bachelor can make do with without too much stress. Thanks.

There is this can of palm nut cream I bought in Kaduna. It looked, smelt and tasted like the real deal. You could look it up in nearby shops.

tchidi:


I did the same thing last night! Used me Bros smelly sock! Men! After almost getting a headache from it , useless egg was still the same.
I thought I didn't shake it well, now I know better.

did you tie the socks around your head while spinning

chronique:
I'm in naija. I won't be able to dedicate much time to cooking as such,and do not think oi can cope with making banga soup. It's a lot of work. Just a list of food combinations a bachelor can make do with without too much stress. Thanks.

I don't know what else to suggest.
Most of them that I know would still be considered stressful since banga is stressful.
Like edikaikong or afang.

What about oha soup? With whole wheatmeal fufu? That's a bit easier than those other ones.

I'd suggest you load up and mixed veggies, eggs and meat/fish. (If you have electricity to keep them safe)
That way, you can make simple dinners of steak, eggs and veggies sometimes. That's healthy and easy to make.

Try fish peppersoup too. It's not hard to make.
Look recipes up on http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/soups/

With basic stuff, you can add one a two tweaks at different times and come up with something somewhat different than the last meal.

If you really want that variety, you'll have to dedicate more time to the kitchen. It's not easy.

You can do takeout too if you don't have time to cook always.

Add sandwiches to the mix as breakfast some times. Easy to make.

Nmeri17:
did you tie the socks around your head while spinning

I bu nó okpo!!
The whole jiggling and wiggling joor!!

Ok. Thanks.

cococandy:

I don't know what else to suggest.
Most of them that I know would still be considered stressful since banga is stressful.
Like edikaikong or afang.

What about oha soup? With whole wheatmeal fufu? That's a bit easier than those other ones.

I'd suggest you load up and mixed veggies, eggs and meat/fish. (If you have electricity to keep them safe)
That way, you can make simple dinners of steak, eggs and veggies sometimes. That's healthy and easy to make.

Try fish peppersoup too. It's not hard to make.
Look recipes up on http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/soups/

With basic stuff, you can add one a two tweaks at different times and come up with something somewhat different than the last meal.

If you really want that variety, you'll have to dedicate more time to the kitchen. It's not easy.

You can do takeout too if you don't have time to cook always.

Add sandwiches to the mix as breakfast some times. Easy to make.

Ok. Thanks.

tchidi:


There is this can of palm nut cream I bought in Kaduna. It looked, smelt and tasted like the real deal. You could look it up in nearby shops.

tchidi:


I did the same thing last night! Used me Bros smelly sock! Men! After almost getting a headache from it, useless egg was still the same.
I thought I didn't shake it well, now I know better.

you ladies just save me the stress of making the golden globe...I can imagine the frustration

Rice and vegetables stuffed with nuff smoked fish.

ayyoshert:
Rice and vegetables stuffed with nuff smoked fish.

Ojogbijigbi

Roland17:
Everyone is invited.. Happy Sunday foodies..

Another all time favourite..

Can't wait for the Pre-Season games .. and Kobe's Back!

Mrs0J:
Like for reallllll thats why i don't take Nl serious. I deal with real life ppl

see learner...

May you please give me the down low that drama? I missed a lot.