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Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Cutehector(m): 8:36pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Nigerian Women Yoruba First date: You take her to an Owambe Party, naturally she does not put on an under wear. You have sex with her standing behind a car in the dark end of the street. Second date: You meet her in a restaurant just ordering a plate of amala and two kpomo, she sees you and orders for salad, chicken, goat meet, turkey, etc. you go to her house and have sex. Third date: She is pregnant, but not too sure who is responsible. Ibo First date: She tells you about her being the first born of the family, and has twelve others to take care of. She eats and drinks, no sex. Second date: Her father is very sick and needs some money for urgent treatment. She shows you enough just to entice you. Third date: She has never tried it before, you are going to be the first person; however, she has two kids at home, so promise you will marry me. Hausa First date: Get drunk, eat a lot of suya meat, have sex. Second date: get drunk, eat meat, and have sex. Third date: Get drunk, have sex; lets get married. Rivers State First date: Where do you work, oil or gas company?, Good, go to club, get drunk, have sex. Second date: Pay for house rent, assist in setting up business. Play along, then off to her house, good sea food, and more sex. Third date: Informs you of one or two previous kids she has for two different men, and then the big one; she is pregnant for you, consider marriage or my Ijaw brothers will be after you. Cross Rivers First date: Rather you eat at home, makes good delicious Edikankon soup with lots of fishes and meat. Cleans up the house everywhere sparkling even before you are out from the gents. Serves you the food nicely, with a lot of sweet soothing words. Goes to the room, makes the bed and bingo, have sex. Second date: All your cloths washed, the house swept, moped, and dusted. Water to wash up after a hard days job Food is ready before you can change from your work cloth. Sweet words of praises, and swap; have an exhausting marathon sex. Third date: Cloths washed, house clean as never before, food is ready and served as if in a restaurant, then another exhausting rounds of sex. You are the one to now ask, "will you marry me". |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by bronzegoddess(f): 8:41pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Errrm. Edo girl. U meet in a bus, she is averagely pretty. There's some groping, she doesn't even mind. you exchange contacts, u set up a date at your place same day, she spends the night, u have sex. Next day u lose your job, two days later u get a quit notice from landlord, ur car engine has knocked. U can't seem to locate this babe anymore. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 8:41pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Smh |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
@OP ure so point most especially the yoruba, calabar and ibo. "mehnn im starting to think abt my previous playboy flings. |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Mutuwa(m): 8:47pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Why is sexx always present. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by jamex93(m): 8:55pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
bronzegoddess: lwkmd no comment |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Cutehector(m): 8:57pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
quiinnBee:dat ur big balloon head |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Adasun(m): 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Op is dat all |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
bronzegoddess:hmmm |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Spikkylee: 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
G |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by misspicy(f): 9:22pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Incase |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by SenhorSean(m): 9:24pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
hehe... |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Spikkylee: 9:24pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
bronzegoddess: A week later u phn is missing and rat ate ur certificate......There is Gawd ooooo..lol |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by tonychristopher: 9:53pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Cutehector: This is funny |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 10:12pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Hahahahaaaa Gurgle abeg. Come and read what they think of us. "Eldest of 12 siblings with a sick father at home" indeed Igbo gehls sha. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 10:15pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
so wrong about Yoruba girls.. all the ones I've encountered got class & are high maintenance... 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by olajorn(m): 10:18pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Rubbish...See mumu généralisation |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by 2dice(m): 10:22pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Na so so Sex Sex i dey see
Na so our ladies cheap?? 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Laveda(f): 10:30pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
bronzegoddess: |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Smh! |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by bronzegoddess(f): 10:40pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Spikkylee: U don jam edo babe before? U sabi |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Laveda(f): 10:43pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
MhizDeedy:Awayu |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by bronzegoddess(f): 10:51pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:gurgle is ibo? Wonders never end. |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
bronzegoddess:Haha. Oboy. Wetin happen o..... Madam. Why the surprise? 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 12:29am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Spikkylee: 6:37am On Sep 28, 2015 |
bronzegoddess: Ahhh.!!!!..Na joke I dey ooo...Buh three babe dey mke sense die...Enter Uniben |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Laveda(f): 7:48am On Sep 28, 2015 |
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Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 7:55am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Seriously |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Nobody: 8:07am On Sep 28, 2015 |
is that so? |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by shumuel(m): 9:47am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Cutehector Am so marring a lady from Cross River meet about two ladies and its just true about them, she go cook, una go chop and una go belle full, Lol The only problem with these ladies is; if you no get money no branch their side o. Nice on bro |
Re: Nigerian Dates With Women In Some Tribes by Richardonald(m): 10:42am On Sep 28, 2015 |
Cutehector:guy did yoruba offend u ..theirs seem the worst sex sex sex sex sex sex..ahhhh |
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