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Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 9:52pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
i saw this on Facebook & decided to share. I'd just copy & paste exactly as i saw it ... feel free to add yours I can't stop laughing.. ■Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE" ■Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. ■Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill... ■Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green... ■Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer ■Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of mechanical engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. ■Na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his mother dey sale akara and bread for jungle. ■Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. ■Na 4 only Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey their head correct dey obey... ■Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president wey senior the country ■Na 4 only Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop c onnected with MTN modem. [Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online] ■Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book. I salute una Nigerians.... 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Bj5all(m): 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Na only for nairaland person go spend mb paste joke online and nobody go like or comment. Wahala dey oooo |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by CivilzedTyger(m): 4:20pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mad man dey control traffic and pple wen get sense dey obey #so funny buh true |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Lmao Countless times, I've witnessed the ATM stuff. Funny people. |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 5:52pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mhizkel: haven't you done it before? don't lie |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 5:54pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:I haven't. I'm sure you have |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 6:01pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mhizkel: my mother taught me to never trust anyone....not even machines.. |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 6:06pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:Kikikikikik And what would you do if the money isn't complete, yet deducted from your act.? |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 6:15pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mhizkel: oh boy..I would shoot the ATM machine with a Winchester until I see it bleeding |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 6:44pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: And everyone would keep watching you like a......... |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 7:17pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mhizkel:. they had better scamper for cover..or witness the scenario at their peril.. . menn.. Christmas is coming soon o.. what's happening na? anything for the boys |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 7:23pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:Ofcourse they would wanna witness a crazy dude murder the ATM Bajinatu for the boys |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Nobody: 10:46pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Mhizkel: lolololol.. what is bajinatu? |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Kookny(m): 9:29am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Classsyalabolas: Punnan* |
Re: Sarky Nigerian Attributes by Mhizkel(f): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Classsyalabolas:I also don't know it meaning. Lets ask Olamide |
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