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Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 11:34am On Sep 28, 2015 |
I think this will be a good relief from the load of bad news we get all over the place. I belief it will be nice to hear your fun moments with your little ones at home. Children in their innocence say and do very funny things. We will like to hear your experience. Let me share mine. Listen to this conversion between my 4 year old nephew and his father who is a sound engineer. They are in the living room and his father was fixing a microphone and has just dropped it on the table. His son walks in and picks up the microphone. Father: Sampson drop the microphone I don't want it to fall from your hand. Son: (Hiding the microphone behind his back) It is not your crophone. It is Mycrophone. I couldn't laugh more. 263 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by afolwalex20(m): 11:41am On Sep 28, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Lol. D kid's smart 8 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Dannan: 7:41pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
That child is smart and witty jor ![]() 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by DebbyChris(f): 8:15pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Lol My 5years old sis was talking with a girl in our neighbourhood, and she said she wonder who will be cooking for them when sis debby(me) marries. Lol it was my neighbour that over heard it and told me we laughed out loud that day. Children are funny, special and wonderful, with an innocent heart. 115 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 8:16pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
I love it when children cover their eyes and shout 'search for me' thinking that when they can't see you, you can't see them either ![]() 356 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by cyara(f): 9:02pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name. 288 Likes 20 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 9:07pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
cyara: Hahaha! Very funny 16 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 9:08pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
DebbyChris: True! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by DebbyChris(f): 9:33pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
cyara:Lol, omg!!! 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
I was playing with my daughter 2+ and she goes "Daaaaddyyyy" and I looked up and she goes "Close your eyes" and I complied. Next she goes "Close your mouth" I did. "Close your ears", I did and she said "Close your head". And I said "Angel I dont know how to do that one. In the end she asked me to close "Teeth, Leg, face etc. Hmmm! What can I say...She is my branch manager. 239 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Zuriela: 8:08pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
My 2yr+ daughter was putting a phone charger(not plugged) in her mouth, so my 5yr old nephew was yelling my name to come quickly. When I got to and asked what d problem was, he said 'Ur daughter wants to charge herself' with fear all over him. I had a good laugh thereafter. 338 Likes 25 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 8:20pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Zuriela: Lol. Very funny. Children are just so cute. Never a dull moment when you are with them. 33 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by kashamyanat: 9:12pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
My nephew when he was 4 yrs and was learning how to name the parts of his face and he went this way, using his hand to point"my lips, my mouth, my nose, my eye,my fore head, then placing hand on his head he said my five head". 145 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Joslyn(f): 9:31pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
My neighbour's child asked me to give her #10 but told her I don't have .With shock on her face...she was like...."hmmm Aunty! as big as you are,you dont have #I0 270 Likes 12 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by aderome(f): 9:40pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Joslyn: hahahaha she knows ur worth. 41 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Hannysmilez(f): 10:08pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
I took my four year old daughter along to the salon one day. While singing her school anthem for me there,another lady yelled at her and told her to stop disturbing. My daughter kept quiet for a moment, she then hissed and told the other lady "You are not even fine sef." Everyone in the salon began laughing at the lady(she was upset and wanted to hit my daughter),I felt so embarrassed. Another time I threatened to spank my son if he does'nt obey at the count of three. I said "1,2,2 nd half,2nd a quarter", my son shocked me when he said "Say 3 abeg." 484 Likes 46 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 6:29am On Oct 03, 2015 |
My Four-year old second cousin was telling me a story I that I can't vividly remember now. But what really cracked me was when it started raining and he snudged up to me, obviously terrified by the lightening and thunder strikes. I calmed him down by explaining to him the importance of rain and how it comes from God. He then told me that since every good thing comes from God, then "poo-poo" and "wee- wee" must come from the devil. 131 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by egopersonified(f): 8:10am On Oct 03, 2015 |
While driving home, another driver shouted 'comot for road'. My 3 year old, would repeat it and laugh, after doing it several times, my six year old said, it is not funny. He said it is funny, then he repeated it and laughed, we all didn't know when we started laughing. 105 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 12:56pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
egopersonified: Hahahahahhahahhahhahaaaaaaa! 17 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 12:41pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
My daughter (2+) was waiting to be picked up after she had been dressed for school. I heard her scream "Daddy" and I noticed a fly trying to perch on her lunch box. I paused a bit to see how my daughter would handle the situation. The unrelenting fly kept trying to perch on her lunch box and the next thing I hear my daughter say to the fly was "Stop it". I wish the fly understood. 196 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Bidexluv(f): 12:54pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Try watching kids say on AIT Sundays 7pm. Kids are so funny in their innocent ways . 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Dyt(f): 1:29pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Very funny My son does lots that I can't even remember Speaks both Yoruba and English Infact joins it together He started to use iron and mop at 18months The brains of these kids ehn May God bless and keep them Very intelligent breeds 62 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Homorlayor20(f): 2:01pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
my little sis told me that she didn't believe our mother gave birth to our elder brother,i asked her why she said so,she said our brother is older since he is taller 62 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Dyt(f): 3:29pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Homorlayor20: Hahahahahahaha 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by shindarayo(f): 8:08pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Kids re so funny.so my 4+ daughter sd to m a day like dt,mummy will u.born.a baby for me,I.looked.at her and.sd yes very soon and she sd is it tomorrow I sd no but very soon,den.she went to meet her dad and sd dady since mummy has.refused to born a baby for me will u born one for.me today,d dad looked at me and we burst out laughing...a day like dt too she was bn.naughty so I spanked her,naturally I tell her sorry afta spanking her butt,but on dis particular day I decided not to,afta abt 10 min of sulking.and she.realised dre will be no sorry for her today,she walked up to wre I was sitting and sd,"mummy can u pls tell me sorry"my anger disappeared immediately as I burst out laughing. 288 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Homorlayor20(f): 11:08pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
on a christmas day,we all had worn our xmas clothes with our xmas hairstyles(packing gel)when our last born 2plus then,infact she was born with and still had a few strands of hair then(you can count it),looked at us,touched her head with tears in her eyes and said'' where is my hair''?,no be small cry that day. 195 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Totfulguy: 11:59pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Homorlayor20: Awwwwwwww! 52 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Nobody: 7:52am On Oct 13, 2015 |
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Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by nnamdiosu(m): 10:00am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Totfulguy: hahaaaa. and funny enough she honestly thinks the fly can hear her o. kia. I so love children 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by remecy(f): 1:10pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
My two year old daughter then was asked to pray during an evening prayer, she said in Jesus name, i thank God that my stomach is happy, n she was rubbing the tummy. My hubby n I looked at each other and smiled. 107 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by Merryglad(f): 8:37pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
Our last born is 5yrs old,she has an ugly teddy yet she named it pretty.one day she took pretty to our neighbours house,and our neighbours child called pretty lobster...come and see my sister,she became very happy that her baby now has a new name Me:Triumph do you know the meaning of lobster? Triumph:yes shister its crayfish mother.lol 58 Likes 6 Shares |
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