A friend  had a chat with a Muslim cleric in charge of answering questions online about whether Allah loves pigs and if not why he created them.  He sent it to me and I thought it is quite funny.I hope you will enjoy it too.

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You are now chatting with ‘Tariq’

Tariq: Hello. Welcome to our live chat.

Tariq: How can I assist you today?

you: Hi my name is Mark Dukic.

Tariq: Nice to meet you

you: Nice to meet you Tariq

Tariq: Are you a born Muslim, a convert, or a non-Muslim?

you: oh I am a non Muslim…currently atheist

you: but I am interested in Islam…

Tariq: Is there a specific question I can help you with?

you: ok, to be a good Muslim, I must refer to Quran and hadith or only the Quran?

Tariq: both

Tariq: They are insuperable and indispensable for a Muslim.

you: ok got it…I need to refer both. How easy to convert to Islam? Because I fear Arab language is so hard to understand.

Tariq: It’s very simple actually. All that a person has to do is to say a sentence called the testimony of faith (shahadah).

you: oh really?

Tariq: there are so many things you can learn without learning Arabic

Tariq: So it can be delayed for the time being.

Tariq: If you wish, I can help you convert. It is easy and we can do it now within few minutes!

you: ok another question. If I am bored of Islam and want to leave it, will it be hard?

Tariq: Theoretically yes, but this can’t happen.

Tariq: Islam is a perfect choice.

you: So I am allowed to leave Islam if don’t I believe in it anymore?

you: Is Allah truly the creator of everything in this world and universe? Are there any other gods?

Tariq: No perfect faith form God allows its followers to leave so long as it’s really the ultimate solution for humankind.

Tariq: It would simply mean the faith believes there may be better options

you: ok I understand…

Tariq: but you must not worry about being bored at all.

you: So sir, Is Allah the creator of the world and universe?

Tariq: yes

you: Is Allah a loving god?

Tariq: Yes, but not unconditionally loving

Tariq: he loves and hates

you: Allah hates?

Tariq: He hates sinners and loves them if they become good

you: oh ok. But Allah does all Allah’s creation right?

Tariq: yes, Allah is God.

Tariq: he tells about Allah his attributes

you: So summary Allah is a loving god…right?

Tariq: yes, of course

Tariq: He is loving a and merciful

you: So does Allah loves pig?

Tariq: he does not say he loves it [or] hates it. It’s there to test us. He created it and told us not to eat it.

Tariq: The difference between believer in God and non- believer is that a believer expects God to be good, merciful and loving even when he is tested, it’s true there is Hellfire, Punishments and afflictions but he sees these as deterrents and functional  evil.

you: So Allah really loves pig right? I mean Allah forbid mankind to eat pig because Allah really loves pig right?

Tariq: No, I don’t see any logic in this.

Tariq: Why would he love it?

you: why not? allah is the creator of everything and allah is a loving god, and what’s wrong with Allah loving pigs?

Tariq: It’s a filthy animal.

you: but created by Allah right?

Tariq: I said that God is not so sweepingly loving, He has many attributes all of which make the concept of God.

Tariq: You can see him as loving only.

you: but loving is one of Allah’s attributes right? So Allah loves pig…right?

Tariq: Again, I won’t be made to say what he does not say.

Tariq: The answer is, I don’t know.

you: You don’t know? But all this while I thought Allah is a loving and just god. So Allah must have loved pigs…right?

Tariq: If you though so you are wrong.

you: What’s wrong with Allah loving pigs?

Tariq: I don’t wish to go into this anymore please

you: then I have to conclude that Allah really loves pigs and that’s why Allah forbid mankind from eating it.

Tariq: Am stepping away for prayer. Will be right back

you: Sure no problem mate

Tariq: Am back

you: so you agree with my conclusion? Allah is truly a loving god?

Tariq: God has many attributes, love is one.

you: And Allah loves pig….right?

Tariq: May I ask you a question?

you: sure mate…

Tariq: why do you love pigs so much?

you: because Allah loves pig…so what’s wrong with me loving pig?

Tariq: if you love them do it on your own.

Tariq: You’re overdoing it.

you: Wait? Allah the loving god does not love pigs? Why not?

Tariq: He does not love filth, or people who love filth.

you: but Allah created pigs. You mean He is not a loving god?

Tariq: How about goats and Guinea pigs?

you: Yeah, Why not Allah loves goats right? Allah loves dinosaurs too right?

Tariq: platypuses?

you: why not!…ha ha…

Tariq: ha ha?

you: so Allah loves all animals, right?

Tariq: Making fun of God?

you: Me making fun of all mighty God? Come on mate. I don’t have that power….

Tariq: You will pay for this, mate, when you meet him, mate.

you: Pay? Pay what? Allah does not have a sense of humor?

Tariq: You are doing this very powerfully. You are committing the worst kind of disbelief

you: I thought Allah is a loving god, yet he is slighted by my comment?

Tariq: Pigs won’t go to hell, you may.

you: Worst kind of disbelief? You mean Allah will toss me in hell for saying Allah is a loving god?

Tariq: Let’s call it a day

I think yes

[email] What is an allah tho'? [/email]

For me, this is hilarious...

does Yahweh love pigs Anas09

@Jonnydon22
And the Lord answered and said to Peter, thou shall not call anything the Lord created unclean. Acts 10:15. God created all things and he looked at them and said they r good.
But can we say the same abt Allah?

johnydon22:


Lmoa Yahweh is in no way a fan of pigs too, in fact pig is unclean to Yahweh..

Both deities are confused regarding their alleged creations..

Every animal has their purpose in the ecosystem

johnydon22:


Apparently both Yahweh and Allah doesn't think so. . .They both claimed to have created a pig.

At the same time Yahweh think pigs are unclean, forgetting that he created pigs. so he created it unclean. .Blaming a pig for his own shortcomings.

Allah also hates pigs even though her created pigs. .Is he not confused in the first place by creating something you would hate?

This also affirms how theism is as ludicrous as it is idiotic. . .Something big enough to create the vast universe, seats outside space and time as they claim(lmao) is busy hating a pig. . That is sheer idiocy and childishness.

Both deities are confused...

This pig issue is only another ridiculous issue. Why create something as sweet as pork meat and then say rubbish about it? The annoying thing is that in the story, the demon was cast in the pigs and they went mad and drowned themselves so I don't see why there is so much fuss. Now, my question is, when Jesus cast the evil spirit in the pig, were all the pigs in the world affected? Some people will argue that pigs are dirty but the truth is that pigs that are reared in Europe have better living conditions than a lot of people in Africa

Nothing can turn me away from my pork meat with stew and bread or kpokpo garri. Hian!

johnydon22:
Lol..Yahweh's hatred for pigs has nothing to do with New testement of Jesus sending a man spirity mumbo jumbo on a pig..No..its from the Old testament.

Yahweh said pigs are unclean because its not a ruminant animals and same goes to thousand and one other types of animal that he thinks are unclean.

Created something and complained it is unclean. . Such ridiculous stories can never be rationalized...

Plain ridiculous

very funny... It shows how gullible we humans are

@hahn.
The Lord Jesus did not cast demons into the pigs because they were unclean. The demons inside the mad man requested to be sent into the swines.

Come to think of it, maybe that's why Muhammed said Muslims shd not eat pigs.
He said, satan eats with left hand, so muslims shd not eat with left hands. Am not sure a clear reason was given why muslims shd not eat pork, only that its dirty. Hmmmmmm

Anas09:
@hahn.
The Lord Jesus did not cast demons into the pigs because they were unclean. The demons inside the mad man requested to be sent into the swines.

Come to think of it, maybe that's why Muhammed said Muslims shd not eat pigs.
He said, satan eats with left hand, so muslims shd not eat with left hands. Am not sure a clear reason was given why muslims shd not eat pork, only that its dirty. Hmmmmmm

After Jesus casted the demons into the pigs did it affect all the pigs in the world?

What is it with superstition and the left hand? There are lots of world leaders and successful people who are left handed as there are right handed successes. They seem to misunderstand the meaning of the word "right" in right-hand

Allah love Pig simple.if you think am lying ask him why he created pig in the first place.

Very funny and strange. I fine lefties guys who wear glasses sexy. They have to be handsome though. So I don't get it wen these folk say its associated with satan.

johnydon22:
Lol..Yahweh's hatred for pigs has nothing to do with New testement of Jesus sending a man spirity mumbo jumbo on a pig..No..its from the Old testament.

Yahweh said pigs are unclean because its not a ruminant animals and same goes to thousand and one other types of animal that he thinks are unclean.

Created something and complained it is unclean. . Such ridiculous stories can never be rationalized...

I think the carcass/ meat of pigs is unclean. You are not even supposed to touch it. Nothing wrong with living pigs tho, you can rear them, have them as pets. Just don't consume it. Do you understand Jewish Law?

lepasharon:


I think the carcass/ meat of pigs is unclean. You are not even supposed to touch it. Nothing wrong with living pigs tho, you can rear them, have them as pets. Just don't consume it. Do you understand Jewish Law?

Why should an African be concerned about Jewish law in the first place?

Tobiee:
[email] What is an allah tho'? [/email]

Arm Leg Leg Arm Head

God body.

jayriginal:


Arm Leg Leg Arm Head

God body.

[email] lol, for real is that the full meaning? Satan body nko? [/email]

It Is A Test Of One's Faith Or Did

Jesus Ordered & Permitted You To Eat Pigs??

Kudducini:
It Is A Test Of One's Faith Or Did


Jesus Ordered & Permitted You To Eat Pigs??

Why do I need permission to eat something that is delicious?

And how exactly is eating of pork meat a test of one's faith?

hahn:

Why do I need permission to eat something that is delicious?
And how exactly is eating of pork meat a test of one's faith?

Well I Dont Know Of Ur Belief But My Relegion Forbids It

Comedy Relieve!
Super Classy!!

Kudducini:



Well I Dont Know Of Ur Belief But My Relegion Forbids It

Your RE-LEGION must be Islam?

Pigs don't eat pigs.

Anas09:
Very funny and strange. I fine lefties guys who wear glasses sexy. They have to be handsome though. So I don't get it wen these folk say its associated with satan.

Never knew you are not a guy though. You ought to specify your gender.