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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 5:51pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


E pass food ooo.. Walahi ur girl go become another guy side chick or boo fa shocked shocked shocked


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Correction.... I am not just a Gorilla. I am THE SILVERBACK GORILLA. THE ONE AND ONLY! Gerrit?








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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 5:52pm On Sep 29, 2015
What is "xup"
Shebi u are doing like a small boy
whodohgeepee:
keribaby xup?
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haywire1:


U be learner. U go lay down, she go back u then sit on ur joystick while holding ur legs for perfect stroking grin grin

I can send u d video if u need
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donasere:



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haywire1:


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Wat a beautiful question grin

Women r d reason y men cheat :

Base on d fact dat I'm African, Africa culture permits men to marry more than one wife, females must accept d fact dat dey r Africans too. Females r like flowers, beautiful in d morning, wilther @night (omashe oo), this is one of d reasons I don't chase after ladies, na una go use una leg waka come wen una don dey afternoon close to night grin grin .

What does it profit a wife who tinks her husband is for her alone but husband has many concubines secretly outside, that's bullsh1t. Why can't d wife jst accept Africa culture nd request d husband to marry d concubine or concubines as additional wife.
What does it profit a man who stands under mango tree every night chatting, romancing and yanshing is concubine wen he knws dat he's an Africa man.

Most times u will see married men shining eyes on young females with big yansh.

Let's be mature, guyz av ever try yanshing a female, as u pull her pants down for yanshing, one yeye odour frm her puna jst enter ur nose, wtf damn walahi ur joystick go soft sharply. Now imagine u've a dirty wife wit dirty puna and u sample another female outside wit fresh puna, now ask urself Whic of d puna u go die inside grin grin, "Elmisti joystick don dey hard, ashewoo grin grin "



Therefore, a woman who wants a peaceful home shall respect d fact dat we all r Africans,must always be clean and attractive for her man and above all must be ready for anytime anywhere any angle any corner yanshing

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hmmmm haywire oga at d top okay i get ur point on this one buh ill have you know that it takes extra effort staying fresh afta droping 4 kids! But u men fail to think of that Awon Ajala tan na
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

Do you do that too

I don't, I'm not dat kinda person

If u don't like a guy tell d guy straight cos I knw lautech babes do think dey r smart to do chop money nd run wit guys but sharp guys plenty.

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haywire1:


Lol learner, in reverse cowboy, d bae go relax wit hands backward..

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by tonyx4x44(m): 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:





Mad man




Na Reverse cowgirl be dat na


haywire1 no worry... this one know book
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KeriBaby:
Hehehe
U dey ask me my prayer point
Bet why na



Ask ke abi assume!.....
U wey go still fast untop nysc matter!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 5:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


U be learner. U go lay down, she go back u then sit on ur joystick while holding ur legs for perfect stroking grin grin

I can send u d video if u need
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 5:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
KeriBaby:
What is "xup" Shebi u are doing like a small boy
how na?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by tonyx4x44(m): 5:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

Lolzzzz yes bruva infact its more dangerous than telemundo! I was addicted for years and tot relationships were fairy tales and all guys gentlemen until one good for nothing boy nearly raped me!


the day I told my babe those books are a problem...

e nearly turn fight
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Ademasta u don too worry me today o
Na ur home go be d next wrecked one
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goldenone:

hmmmm haywire oga at d top okay i get ur point on this one buh ill have you know that it takes extra effort staying fresh afta droping 4 kids! But u men fail to think of that Awon Ajala tan na

4 kids keee, dats too much fa shocked shocked shocked no matter wat it takes to stay fresh, a lady or woman must do anytin to remain fresh

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 5:56pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


I don't, I'm not dat kinda person

If u don't like a guy tell d guy straight cos I knw lautech babes do think dey r smart to do chop money nd run wit guys but sharp guys plenty.

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tonyx4x44:



haywire1 no worry... this one know book



Lolzzzzz.......



Naija version of kamasutra suppose comot sef!!......we go cal am wa fe ku lale yi!

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by tonyx4x44(m): 5:56pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


Lol learner, in reverse cowboy, d bae go relax wit hands backward..

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plenty variations dey
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 5:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
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donasere:




Ask ke abi assume!.....
U wey go still fast untop nysc matter!
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grin
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whodohgeepee:
how na?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 5:58pm On Sep 29, 2015
donasere:
Some women wii come and break homes and will confidently say dem no send anybody papa! Where is goldenone?? Make she come finish her survey!

Dats by d way!!!

Keribaby I can see u are really shocked bout d events of the day!

Well elmisti had been tru some hardships of late and unfortunately distance made the heart grow cold and lonely so mobi18 who we all blived was too holy fooled erry1 and warmed elmistis heart and Erm bed. So he chose her.
Well u know d saying at any point in time after u fall for one person u find urself falling for anoda pick the second person coz if u truly luffed the 1st u wouldn't fall for the second.

Well enough said!!


We await EL MOBI 7star hotel on 3500.
Elmisti I done buy penthouse suite ooo..


Last bullet: if it feels right bleeping do it! wink
Hmmm tnx sweery mountain of fire prayer ya niyen make thunder fire any woman wey wan break my home!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by ademasta(m): 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2015
elmisti:



Sh go and bring quotation....onirnu sombori....oh lemme inform jibriljunior too....I want quotations for ultra modern shrine ooo....the one that can contain all d 10, 0000 gods dat lives wit me....since mobi18 will be arnd soon, I will av to get dem a house smwr else
Oniranu buruku, esu laalu ogirioko... I don sabi u tey tey no be today. Tuale o! Irunmole to nfi isu tutu gun iyan!! Don't worry, key to mobi18's heart is here with me, and it's my obligation to make sure it lands in the hands of he that cares(righteous soul that is). Not devilish beings like you(elmisti)... Oga o, only you living with 10,000 evil spirits!
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KeriBaby:
You too know grin grin



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grin grin I can send u too cos I've diff packages

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 5:59pm On Sep 29, 2015
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grin
Ubiak?
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by tonyx4x44(m): 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


4 kids keee, dats too much fa shocked shocked shocked no matter wat it takes to stay fresh, a lady or woman must do anytin to remain fresh

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una no dey reason planning?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mukhcech(m): 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


U be learner. U go lay down, she go back u then sit on ur joystick while holding ur legs for perfect stroking grin grin

I can send u d video if u need
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
goldenone:

Sweery am not that kinda girl!!!

Good, dat means d guy na fo0l

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 6:00pm On Sep 29, 2015
haywire1:


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Pregnant
White
Black
Disable
Midget
Bizzare
Begger
Outdoor
Spy camera
Real brothel
Et.c

Jst name it, that waz my bizness during secondary and 100/200 level days grin grin

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haywire1:

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I know he's not *smiles*
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
ademasta:

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Kikikiki.....for ya mind...u think u av the key to Mobi18 hert, guess what?...I changed d lock since b4 u got a name!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2015
tonyx4x44:



***bet y*** lipsrsealed women like plenty children na

una no dey reason planning?

Plenty children keee, wen no b say na pig we dey rear shocked shocked

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