in an alternate universe women follow all these rules.

EggovinMma:
UNA DON START WITH UNA SILLY THREAD FOR BLOKUS AGAIN?

MAKE UNA KUKUMA GIVE US TISSUE TO CLEAN UNA YANSH! !!

hahaha ...babes i tire o. women eyaf suffer, rules everyday. I will only stick to those rules if and only if the man is worth it. I no dey for gold ring for pig nose matter o.

PunkyVeer:
The "rules" aren't bad but I sense chauvinistic undertones to them. Boyfriend of two weeks my square azz!

How does one grab a quadrilateric azz of equal length now?
Hian!

youngice:

Asin the thing tire me
Never this , is not he will those
Never that, if not he will that
What happened to strong willed men who moulded their wives

Abi ohh my broda..See all those Guys as them dey attack me..Shiorr

Respect is not demanded. Respect is earned.
If you want all these from your woman, do the same for her, and your love will be reciprocated.
Love is hardwork for both parties.
So it is not just the women, but the men also who must obey whatever rules they put up here.
Thank you.

Relationship



Very complicated that I don't even know what to comment

Seems like a lot of work for the ladies...they might as well worship men..

djphish:
This is how couples should live.. You differ?

this is really good. Very good. Infact! A nice picture writeup,

But NAIJA WOMEN won't just followed this rule,and that's my problem with them

Lol..tell this to my mum

janefrancisca:
hahaha ...babes i tire o. women eyaf suffer, rules everyday. I will only stick to those rules if and only if the man is worth it. I no dey for gold ring for pig nose matter o.

NA YEYE DEY WORRY THEM . BABE WEY DEY DO ALL THESE ONE FOR MAN GET POWER! NA ONLY FOR ONLINE AND FOR MOUTH NAIJA GUYS DEY VALUE WOMAN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

ANY WAY SOME GUYS STILL DESERVE AM SHAA. BEFORE I DO THESE KIND THING FOR MAN, I FOR DON GAIN WELL WELL FROM HIM HAND.HE MUST TRULY BE WORTH IT!

EggovinMma:
UNA DON START WITH UNA SILLY THREAD FOR BLOKUS AGAIN?

MAKE UNA KUKUMA GIVE US TISSUE TO CLEAN UNA YANSH! !!

ONLY A FOOLISH WOMAN REFUSE TO LEARN.


YOU GOT THE POTENTIAL OF A FOOLISH WOMAN

xamuel17:
12. never be too busy for him

more especially when it comes to sex

13. Most especially because you enjoy the sex more than him.

sonofananimal:
ONLY A FOOLISH WOMAN REFUSE TO LEARN.


YOU GOT THE POTENTIAL OF A FOOLISH WOMAN

Na animal born you, so wetin me and you won discuss?

xamuel17:


true talk, becuz having a relationship without sex is like removing punching from boxing

Epic!

i concur

xamuel17:
12. never be too busy for him


more especially when it comes to sex

Applicable to the male folks too.

And last rule is to always submit the Con goh when the man is on fire

Benoxvals:
Seems like a lot of work for the ladies...they might as well worship men..

Wait till you see the one for women. Then you ask if they are actually Angels and Saints.

I DEY EVEN DEY TALK OF TISSUE SEE SEF! ! USELESS SON OF AN ANIMAL! !!

WHY U NO KUKUMA MARRY WOMAN WEY GO USE HAND DEY COMOT SHIITE FROM YOUR DIRRTY YANSH! FOOLISH IDDIOT! !!!

NA GURL WEY NO GET SENSE GO TAKE YOU TO SERIOUS.

Arabs999:
And last rule is to always submit the Con goh when the man is on fire

What do you mean by fire? That is when fire dey burn am abi? Na to quench the fire with water or extinguisher na.

EggovinMma:
I DEY EVEN DEY TALK OF TISSUE SEE SEF! ! USELESS SON OF AN ANIMAL! !!

WHY U NO KUKUMA MARRY WOMAN WEY GO USE HAND DEY COMOT SHIITE FROM YOUR DIRRTY YANSH! FOOLISH IDDIOT! !!!

NA GURL WEY NO GET SENSE GO TAKE YOU TO SERIOUS.

Babe calm down abeg. E never reach like this.

PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. Yeah right! That'd mean it's time to find a new male "relative" of my own Nobody gets new relatives overnight unless they're cheaters or have won the lottery

You go get wahala ooooo.

DuchessLily:


Simple!! U nailed it girl.

@OP we are all human beings (male or female), the rules are very good, infact i would obey much more, if ...........

There won't be a problem obeying these, if he will obey it concerning me too....at least half of it

Gbam! If you require just half of it, it means you are benevolent and considerate.

For me, I don't see a biggy with those. They are nothing, as long as she can be as loyal as loya milk.

dmcdad:

Babe calm down abeg. E never reach like this.

Na the fool find my trouble ooooo.If i date that kind idiooot, na to use my piss take do garri for am with soup.

dmcdad:

Epic!

hmmmmmm

dmcdad:

Wait till you see the one for women. Then you ask if they are actually Angels and Saints.

Sir...I commented from a personal point of view...until i see a counter-thread,my perspective still stands.

EggovinMma:



Na the fool find my trouble ooooo.If i date that kind idiooot, na to use my piss take do garri for am with soup.

Ouch... That's gross.

Abeg leave the guy. I take dog beg you.

If men gets all of these from women,what do women get?


Make we kukuma transform to zombies,because na only una like sweet things. shiooor!

Benoxvals:


Sir...I commented from a personal point of view...until i see a counter-thread,my perspective still stands.

I respect your view regardless. But the aforementioned are not a biggy. For me, they are a cake-walk. Well, maybe it's just me.

dmcdad:

Gbam! If you require just half of it, it means you are benevolent and considerate.

For me, I don't see a biggy with those. They are nothing, as long as she can be as loyal as loya milk.

and what if i require full of it...what does it mean? ..inconsiderate and selfish abi...ok o kontinu

dmcdad:
Ouch... That's gross.
Abeg leave the guy. I take dog beg you.

I no hold am ooooo. I no dey find trouble oo.He asked for it! And I'm always prepared!

chara019:
If men gets all of these from women,what do women get?


Make we kukuma transform to zombies,because na only una like sweet things. shiooor!

Una go get una own for sure na. Infact, una go get all those or most of them in return too.

No look am as cheating. This one na just for men. Nobody talk say una own no go dey. So no fear.