I think this will be a good relief from the load of bad news we get all over the place. I belief it will be nice to hear your fun moments with your little ones at home. Children in their innocence say and do very funny things. We will like to hear your experience. Let me share mine.
Listen to this conversion between my 4 year old nephew and his father who is a sound engineer. They are in the living room and his father was fixing a microphone and has just dropped it on the table. His son walks in and picks up the microphone.

Father: Sampson drop the microphone I don't want it to fall from your hand.

Son: (Hiding the microphone behind his back) It is not your crophone. It is Mycrophone.

I couldn't laugh more.

Lol. D kid's smart

That child is smart and witty jor

Lol

My 5years old sis was talking with a girl in our neighbourhood, and she said she wonder who will be cooking for them when sis debby(me) marries. Lol it was my neighbour that over heard it and told me we laughed out loud that day. Children are funny, special and wonderful, with an innocent heart.

I love it when children cover their eyes and shout 'search for me' thinking that when they can't see you, you can't see them either

So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.

cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.

Hahaha! Very funny

DebbyChris:
Lol

My 5years old sis was talking with a girl in our neighbourhood, and she said she wonder who will be cooking for them when sis debby(me) marries. Lol it was my neighbour that over heard it and told me we laughed out loud that day. Children are funny, special and wonderful, with an innocent heart.

True!

cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.

Lol, omg!!!

I was playing with my daughter 2+ and she goes "Daaaaddyyyy" and I looked up and she goes "Close your eyes" and I complied. Next she goes "Close your mouth" I did. "Close your ears", I did and she said "Close your head". And I said "Angel I dont know how to do that one. In the end she asked me to close "Teeth, Leg, face etc. Hmmm! What can I say...She is my branch manager.

My 2yr+ daughter was putting a phone charger(not plugged) in her mouth, so my 5yr old nephew was yelling my name to come quickly. When I got to and asked what d problem was, he said 'Ur daughter wants to charge herself' with fear all over him.
I had a good laugh thereafter.

Zuriela:
My 2yr+ daughter was putting a phone charger(not plugged) in her mouth, so my 5yr old nephew was yelling my name to come quickly. When I got to and asked what d problem was, he said 'Ur daughter wants to charge herself' with fear all over him.
I had a good laugh thereafter.

Lol. Very funny. Children are just so cute. Never a dull moment when you are with them.

My nephew when he was 4 yrs and was learning how to name the parts of his face and he went this way, using his hand to point"my lips, my mouth, my nose, my eye,my fore head, then placing hand on his head he said my five head".

My neighbour's child asked me to give her #10 but told her I don't have .With shock on her face...she was like...."hmmm Aunty! as big as you are,you dont have #I0

Joslyn:
My neighbour's child asked me to give her #10 but told her I don't have .With shock on her face...she was like...."hmmm Aunty! as big as you are,you dont have #I0

hahahaha she knows ur worth.

I took my four year old daughter along to the salon one day. While singing her school anthem for me there,another lady yelled at her and told her to stop disturbing. My daughter kept quiet for a moment, she then hissed and told the other lady "You are not even fine sef." Everyone in the salon began laughing at the lady(she was upset and wanted to hit my daughter),I felt so embarrassed.
Another time I threatened to spank my son if he does'nt obey at the count of three. I said "1,2,2 nd half,2nd a quarter", my son shocked me when he said "Say 3 abeg."

My Four-year old second cousin was telling me a story I that I can't vividly remember now. But what really cracked me was when it started raining and he snudged up to me, obviously terrified by the lightening and thunder strikes. I calmed him down by explaining to him the importance of rain and how it comes from God.

He then told me that since every good thing comes from God, then "poo-poo" and "wee- wee" must come from the devil.

While driving home, another driver shouted 'comot for road'. My 3 year old, would repeat it and laugh, after doing it several times, my six year old said, it is not funny. He said it is funny, then he repeated it and laughed, we all didn't know when we started laughing.

egopersonified:
While driving home, another driver shouted 'comot for road'. My 3 year old, would repeat it and laugh, after doing it several times, my six year old said, it is not funny. He said it is funny, then he repeated it and laughed, we all didn't know when we started laughing.

Hahahahahhahahhahhahaaaaaaa!

My daughter (2+) was waiting to be picked up after she had been dressed for school. I heard her scream "Daddy" and I noticed a fly trying to perch on her lunch box. I paused a bit to see how my daughter would handle the situation. The unrelenting fly kept trying to perch on her lunch box and the next thing I hear my daughter say to the fly was "Stop it". I wish the fly understood.

Try watching kids say on AIT Sundays 7pm.
Kids are so funny in their innocent ways .

Very funny
My son does lots that I can't even remember
Speaks both Yoruba and English
Infact joins it together

He started to use iron and mop at 18months
The brains of these kids ehn
May God bless and keep them
Very intelligent breeds

my little sis told me that she didn't believe our mother gave birth to our elder brother,i asked her why she said so,she said our brother is older since he is taller

Homorlayor20:
my little sis told me that she didn't believe our mother gave birth to our elder brother,i asked her why she said so,she said our brother is older since he is taller

Hahahahahahaha

Kids re so funny.so my 4+ daughter sd to m a day like dt,mummy will u.born.a baby for me,I.looked.at her and.sd yes very soon and she sd is it tomorrow I sd no but very soon,den.she went to meet her dad and sd dady since mummy has.refused to born a baby for me will u born one for.me today,d dad looked at me and we burst out laughing...a day like dt too she was bn.naughty so I spanked her,naturally I tell her sorry afta spanking her butt,but on dis particular day I decided not to,afta abt 10 min of sulking.and she.realised dre will be no sorry for her today,she walked up to wre I was sitting and sd,"mummy can u pls tell me sorry"my anger disappeared immediately as I burst out laughing.

on a christmas day,we all had worn our xmas clothes with our xmas hairstyles(packing gel)when our last born 2plus then,infact she was born with and still had a few strands of hair then(you can count it),looked at us,touched her head with tears in her eyes and said'' where is my hair''?,no be small cry that day.

Homorlayor20:
on a christmas day,we all had worn our xmas clothes with our xmas hairstyles(packing gel)when our last born 2plus then,infact she was born with and still had a few strands of hair then(you can count it),looked at us,touched her head with tears in her eyes and said'' where is my hair''?,no be small cry that day.

Awwwwwwww!

cyara:
So my neighbour's daughter decided to pray for my sister, She lifted up my sister's hand and the next thing she said was "your armpit will not die in Jesus name.

Totfulguy:
My daughter (2+) was waiting to be picked up after she had been dressed for school. I heard her scream "Daddy" and I noticed a fly trying to perch on her lunch box. I paused a bit to see how my daughter would handle the situation. The unrelenting fly kept trying to perch on her lunch box and the next thing I hear my daughter say to the fly was "Stop it". I wish the fly understood.

hahaaaa. and funny enough she honestly thinks the fly can hear her o. kia. I so love children

My two year old daughter then was asked to pray during an evening prayer, she said in Jesus name, i thank God that my stomach is happy, n she was rubbing the tummy. My hubby n I looked at each other and smiled.

Our last born is 5yrs old,she has an ugly teddy yet she named it pretty.one day she took pretty to our neighbours house,and our neighbours child called pretty lobster...come and see my sister,she became very happy that her baby now has a new name
Me:Triumph do you know the meaning of lobster?
Triumph:yes shister its crayfish mother.lol