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Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by onismate: 10:22am On Oct 03, 2015 |
One of the major problems we are facing in this country is unemployment. So many big Business tycoons had come out to say, “Not that the job is not available only that many of our graduates are not employable.” “Such a statement, but you can’t blame them because so many young people don’t have the necessary skills. I am not mocking anyone because me too, I be graduate. I went through a C.V a lady was sending to a big company for job. I am not perfect but going through that C.V, I wasn’t satisfied. I tried to help but she was still claiming that she was right and infact it was a lecturer that gave her the format. Where I had a problem with her C.V was where she had “Certificate of Attendance” as a qualification. My beloved people, shey ‘certificate of attendance’ na qualification? ‘Certificate of participation’ na qualification? I tried to help her with it but she no gree. She said that it was a lecturer that gave her that format, and that I should leave it that way. What I know, anyone can attend a church or any event and still claim to have certificate of attendance. Below is the photo of the C.V. though I had to cover her name and some other things. If am wrong correct me. http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1039-here-is-a-funny-c-v-written-by-a-nigerian-female-seeking-for-a-job-in-a-big-company 5 Shares
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Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by INTROVERT(f): 10:23am On Oct 03, 2015 |
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Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by hamzakito(m): 10:25am On Oct 03, 2015 |
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Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by funkyglitz: 10:33am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Plenty certification and some are not necessary 2 Likes |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by DaPhilosopher(m): 10:38am On Oct 03, 2015 |
lols! Bros, it is 'where' not 'were' (whether pidgin or not) 6 Likes |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Paulpaulpaul(m): 11:34am On Oct 03, 2015 |
@op, people collect certificate of attendance oh, you better know your own. There are people that couldn't make it, I mean clear their spill-over till their time elapsed. Those are offered certificate of attendance. I'm not talking about third class or pass, but certificate of attendance. 6 Likes |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by bidexmat(m): 12:04pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Behold the new chief judge. for dis gender equality era weh we deh so, she fit get job if she submit empty white sheet as CV sef and u go still deh dia deh scrutinize CVs till rapture takes place. Babes CV na inbuilt, dem no need submit hardcopy 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by MissIndependent(f): 12:16pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
You never see anything. I saw a CV a guy wrote Health Status: Physically fit. Yes this guy is a graduate of one of these schools U.I, O.A.U, UNN, UNIBEN and UNILAG. I was so disappointed. 9 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
MissIndependent:What has the guy's Alma mater got to do with it? #Miscreants Everywhere. No Offence Though. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by sharawwy(m): 12:43pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
All i see is the lux pen that she collected from her bro who bought that 3 in 1 singlets #winks |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Nobody: 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
. 1 Like |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Jetjacky(m): 1:21pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Lol... Too long |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by dipopooo(m): 1:36pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Dis tin fit take style make FP ooo I tot as much 1 Like |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by 7footre(m): 1:56pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
dipopooo:Incase of incasity make I occupytillthen 1 Like |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by dipopooo(m): 2:06pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
7footre: Yes o |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by darmochy1(m): 2:20pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Thank God she didn't write 'sleeping' as one of her hobbies. |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by daxon001(m): 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
bidexmat:as*hole..u are guy...inbuilt CV.very funny...meaning? |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by DrMuzoic: 2:34pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
All na certificate na |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by MissIndependent(f): 3:35pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:Gerarahia mehn Shi*t 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Nobody: 3:38pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
MissIndependent: |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by MissIndependent(f): 3:40pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:Stop quoting me |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Nobody: 3:43pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
MissIndependent:Hey! Easy! You don't have to be all crazy about it. Are you insane? Shiit! 3 Likes |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by damton(m): 4:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Na woman CV no matter , ones she has the natural qualifications, she has automatically passed all Interviews and processes. This is nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by mrlaw93(m): 4:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
The person who owns d cv is dumb.. The op is dumber. . . My opinion 1 Like |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by tempest01(m): 4:18pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
G |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Mwada: 4:19pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
History of corruption the wind of corruption started blowing during the shagari time, buhari try to halt it but Ibb sponsored it, abacha monopolize it. Obj came in and celebrate it while gej skyrocketand defend it, thank God now that baba buhari is here to bombared it |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by ardeks(m): 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
mrlaw93:space booker |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by Simitrendy: 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
LWKMD Job Seekers need ORIENTATION Simitrendy The poster below me is Hon Patrick Obihagbon |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by adedayourt(m): 4:21pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
d cv aint well written must u den make a public spectacle of it. dats unethical nd groos display of immaturity 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny C.v Written By A Lady Looking For A Job In A Big Company by EveInDGarden(f): 4:21pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
God av mercy |
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