sexydivaomalich:
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hhaha

livinbygrace:
Pls,what business can someone do with One Million Naira in Lagos State Festac precisely?You advise and information would be highly appreciated.

adedayourt:
WOULD YOU LIJE TO PUPU BEFORE THE TAKE OFF?

bayocanny:

Abi nah I hate it when people trying to be saying what they are not

tosyne2much:
Wonderful write-up Op
Sadly, I have never travelled out of the country

samhay:
Got to those officers, one of dem collected my papers, checked. I opened my wallet as usual and spilled the excuse. As e see blank wallet, hell was let loose, his mood changed, started talking with a her 'u won't go anywhere', 'I will make sure I delay you'.

Me: Oga I wnt leave, a whole Nigeria without having any money and you knw we run cashless policy, dats y all my money is in my acct.

I. O:Which useless cashless policy, so that means u should not have any money with you abi, beta go and withdraw your BTA, it's ur money am nt collecting it, but I just want to see it.

#Looked at his tag, saw a yoruba name, checked d oda 2 sitting, dey r Igbo and r now busy wit oda guys, I turned into speaking yoruba, tellin him

'Daddy, u r old enough to be my father, will u now watch me leave 9ja and go and bcom a nuisance in anoda country? Bla bla bla bla bla....... All in yoruba

Oga no gree, he carry form out,

Emmahunk:
It's unfortunate that sometimes when we think we know it all, we end up exposing our ignorance.
I have gone through your post and my dear believe it or not, 99% of the questions are necessary even the one that most amuses you.
An official who asks how long you are staying is at that point doing a mental check of the travelling allowance you declared and how far that can go. This is to avoid you turning into a public charge.
Who are you going to is no way useless as it's one of ICAO'S requirements that a traveller's contact in host Country should be known. This contact can even be a hotel where you have reserved accommodation.
On the question of the amount you are traveling with, today in Nigeria, there is a maximum amount of money you are allowed to travel with depending on your purpose of traveling. This is therefore the reason you might be asked, 'what are you going to London for?'
Even the question of are you on leave is not dumb? The genuineness of your traveling is what is being evaluated.
Wonder why you don't find the questions on America's visa application dumb. Questions like have you mental illness, are you a sponsor of any terrorist group etc.
Just learn to answer the questions and forget how useless they sound

Teeboy22:
3. What is in your bag? Let me see.


There are usually many things in
a travellers bag. From clothing to
accessories and gadgets. How do
I start listing that there is a
toothpaste, a bathing soap, a
deodorant, cloths, charger, papers etc.? The annoying thing
with this question is that after
listing all you can remember is
stacked in your bag, the asking
official goes ahead to say “open it
let me see.” Whenever I hear this question, I usually just drop my
bag and open it. Security officials should just cut
the chase and demand to see the
content of my bag.

Teeboy22:


soon

agarawu23:


They will only ask these question if you are traveling with a virgin passport. Once they see your passport with many stamps, the question will reduce..

Two months ago, one guy in the airport was trying to play me but I didn't say anything. Where to? Who are you going with? What's in your bag? Are you a student or worker ? ( he then stretch his hand demanding for my passport, when he opened it, he was like "eleyi ti pe loko o " meaning "this one don tey for farm o" facing his co workers ) I cant laugh because I pretended as if I didn't heard what he was saying . he just gave me my passport sharp sharp. I was like werey, shishi I know get

adebayo201:
1... Sambisa Forest 2... I'm not coming back, I'm moving forward 3... Is it what's in my bag or you just want to see 4... No, we just resume for work 5... My crush of life 6... No, I'm front.. 7... 1kobo 8... Nairaland

Demmzy15:


To your father mother father's house!



When Jesus returns!



Osogbo Weed!



Yh, I told you earlier. I'm on Oshogbo leaves!



Biafran mosquitoes!



Do you smoke Oshogbo leaves too? How can you be asking me "are you back" When I'm not even gone!



Muri metá

Demmzy15:


To your father mother father's house!



When Jesus returns!



Osogbo Weed!



Yh, I told you earlier. I'm on Oshogbo leaves!



Biafran mosquitoes!



Do you smoke Oshogbo leaves too? How can you be asking me "are you back" When I'm not even gone!



Muri metá

allanphash7:
Please what reason do they have asking silly questions from the travellers even non travellers?




Is Airport not a public place any longer?





Midehi you are falling my hand o

iblaw:
I returned to MMIA from the Uk in March and custom officer after checking my luggage asked me "Dont you have any leftover dollar with you", i just zip my bag and walked away.

Those guys are a disgrace to this nation

Republlican:
It depends on so many factors


Your dress sense always dress well then less question


If you are a guy shave



A girls make a good hair



Cut your nails and learn to snub in case they ask a stupid question.

samhay:
Got to those officers, one of dem collected my papers, checked. I opened my wallet as usual and spilled the excuse. As e see blank wallet, hell was let loose, his mood changed, started talking with a her 'u won't go anywhere', 'I will make sure I delay you'.

Me: Oga I wnt leave, a whole Nigeria without having any money and you knw we run cashless policy, dats y all my money is in my acct.

I. O:Which useless cashless policy, so that means u should not have any money with you abi, beta go and withdraw your BTA, it's ur money am nt collecting it, but I just want to see it.

#Looked at his tag, saw a yoruba name, checked d oda 2 sitting, dey r Igbo and r now busy wit oda guys, I turned into speaking yoruba, tellin him

'Daddy, u r old enough to be my father, will u now watch me leave 9ja and go and bcom a nuisance in anoda country? Bla bla bla bla bla....... All in yoruba

Oga no gree, he carry form out, fill am for me, sayin I will refer you to the office. I just dey beg in yoruba. By dis tym now, d oda 2 guys being attended to by d oda 2 officers are now speaking Igbo too, just trying to find favour.

After d man finish filling a form for me, I read am, it's all abt me not avin any BTA.

Mr just continue dey explain, dey beg.

He read through WHT he wrote and said Ohhhhhh!!!!!!

Na so he tear d form.

I com dey shout Ahh thank you sir God will bless you, come dey pray.

Na so he Carty anoda form, start to dey fill again. Re-writing all what he wrote b4 word for word, I come dey wonder, wetin dey worry dis 1. As he finish, he carry my form wan comot, na so 1 tall woman (officer of higher rank) came over and asked wetin dey happen. He explained.

The madam gave an example of sm1 goin to oshodi without money, I still insist say my money dey my acct.

She said OK drop somtin for dis Oga make he allow u dey go.

I comot 500naira,d woman c am, vex. D oda 2 Igbo guys dey beg wit 2k,me dey hold 500.

They settled d 2igbo guys, afta b4 d Oga say make i add sometin, I say make e search me, say na my last card b dat. He collected it and returned my papers.

I was sent to anoda officer.

As he dey check, he asked if I hav anoda passport, I said yes, but e don expire and I no gt any valid visa on top am, dats y i no dey carry am travel.

ril19:
I'll just stash enough cash in my bag which i'll use to slap close any mouth thats opening to ask me an annoying question.

sirTesco:

Not every airport official u snub. No that now. Breach of protocols can cause u embarassment. U can only try that in Asaba and Benin airports. If u go to some airports for the first time and u don't know what to do, hmmmm some frustrated niggas will want to frustrate u.

sirTesco:

u are not wise. Don't give out any illegal cash to any airport official except ur ways are illegal.

sirTesco:

are u from Ika? If no, what tribe? From ur comment though 'werey' .

Teeboy22:
6. Are you back?
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