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Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 7:55am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Nigerian parents are very smart. They tell lies stories
to get
their children on the obedience path or to look really
good
in their eyes. Children on the other hand are inquisitive
and
gullible. Perfect recipe right? Here are some of the common lies Nigerian parents tell their children: 1. If you tell me the truth, I won’t touch you . You later tell them and then get the beating of your life. ![]() 2. I will buy you a bicycle if you come first in class.. When you get that first position they will remind you of everything they bought you since you were born. ![]() 3. Lend me money, I will give you back., Any attempt to ask for the money will lead to you hearing the story of your life. Again. ![]() 4. Bring me any problem, I will solve it for you..Give them a hard problem to solve and they will give you different excuses or they will blame your teacher for not teaching you well. ![]() 5. Don’t play with boys or you will get pregnant: This is so hilarious and common. Most Nigerian parents tell their female children this lie to prevent them from ‘danger’. ![]() 6. Tell the person at the door I am not at home: “My daddy said I should tell you that he is not at home” usually gives away the lie to the visitor. 7. If you work hard, you will get a gift from ‘Father Christmas’ American movies and this lie have made some Nigerian kids wait to receive gift at their doorstep at Christmas but it never happens. 8. I have counted all the meat and one is missing Some mothers tell this one to catch an unsuspecting ‘soup raider’. ![]() 9. When I was your age I always came first If every parent came first, who came second? ![]() 10. When I was your age, I sponsored myself through school Which school? Where is the certificate? But again, wasn’t education free in the 1950's? ![]() Are your parents victims of these lies? Share urs and let's Smile a little this morning ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by afolwalex20(m): 7:57am On Oct 03, 2015 |
true ![]() especially no 1 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by HerexG(m): 7:57am On Oct 03, 2015 |
As a kid the first time is saw a 'Gold Circle' being sold to someone in a chemist store, I asked my father what that was and he told me it is an Air freshner just like Drummer Air freshner ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by IamLEGEND1: 7:59am On Oct 03, 2015 |
I'll be back to laugh in a few minutes |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by sinaj(f): 8:01am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Lol no 3 ![]() Pbs4real cme o! |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by ammyluv2002(f): 8:03am On Oct 03, 2015 |
No 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 8:05am On Oct 03, 2015 |
11) If you drop something on the ground, satan has eaten it : They used to say this one to stop us from being unhygenic but omo forget, I broke the rule when I was 7 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I love you Mama 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by therealdeal10: 8:14am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Dey r always 1st in class none of dem wuld eva admit dat dey carried d class ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Chanchit: 8:14am On Oct 03, 2015 |
HerexG: Your dad go fit lie for Nigeria in the next olympics o. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by chudidonas(m): 8:16am On Oct 03, 2015 |
I. Am hungry.. Will be back to read it |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 8:28am On Oct 03, 2015 |
HerexG:Lmfaoo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 8:34am On Oct 03, 2015 |
booking space I'll b right back |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by bqlekan(m): 8:36am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 8:36am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Spikkylee: 8:43am On Oct 03, 2015 |
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Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by lekjons(m): 9:00am On Oct 03, 2015 |
1. child: hunger is killing me.. mom: u too kill hunger ![]() 2. mom: i'm going to Lagos child: *crying* mom take me along. mom: don't worry, i'll be back in 30mins( ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
nickkylawve:repent ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
lekjons:Lool |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by MrTeymee(m): 12:35pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
no 2 so relatable... |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by seunny4lif(m): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Mum- Child of God doesn't lie ![]() Me- Ok, Ma ![]() 10 minutes later Me- Mummy, Landlord is calling you ![]() ![]() Mum- Tell him I travel to Ibadan ![]() ![]() ![]() Me- But mummy, child of God don't lie ![]() ![]() Mum- Shut up my friend, go and tell him am not around ![]() ![]() All my friends parents Na 1st dem be for school including my father and his best friend ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She dey use leg walked for 5Km to school everyday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by misspicy(f): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
When i saw my first period,my mum said, 'Nancy you are now a woman,don't go near boys o,you will get pregnant like kike'...lol ![]() I had to change my sit in school,coz my sit partner is a boy ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Nna eh, my parents no dey lie they jus expected you to not ask any stupid questions ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by seunny4lif(m): 12:55pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
HerexG: Sorry, but your dad dey lie sha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Na real air freshener becos the thing dey make pussy smell nice ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by seunny4lif(m): 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
dondemex:Why this? |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 2:43pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
misspicy:Lol |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by pbs4real(m): 5:59pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
sinaj:hmmmm..1,2 and 9 ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by olamigbemi(f): 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Hahahahah num 3 my mum would tell you'all d food u av bin eating in dis house nko? |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by khassy(m): 7:00pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
NEPABOY: booking this page for my future boo ![]() ![]() dumb OP ![]() ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
khassy: ![]() |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Lolllllll..... |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by khassy(m): 7:23pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Re: Top 10 Lies Our Parents Once Told. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
khassy:Hey,if u yarn anyhow now I go cut ur light. |
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