IN THE BEDROOM!?
i once met a girl back when i was living in London, we talked and dated for a few days, and decided to move on to my house for some adult fun. we got home, the usual bullshit, dinner, movie etc and then on to the bedroom department. She was butt naked in my bed, legs wide open and i was fingering her and i could feel something inside her, she said: "come on stop joking!" I told her:" yeah i can feel something inside your VA JAY JAY, do you have a diaphragm or something?!". she said: "no!" anyway we start shagging and i could still feel something deep inside her.  so i told her to spread her leg started fingering her again trying to see what was the thing i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after about 5 LONG minutes i got hold of it and got it out, IT WAS A TAMPON THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE. the craziest part was that she didnt remember forgetting a tampon inside her, meaning that it could have been inside her for ages which can lead to cancer or worse.
Actually the minute i took the tampon out she was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming. now the worst part of that story was the SMELL!!! i have never smelled such a NASTY FUNKY smell in my LIFE!!! it was so horrible. my whole house was contaminated, i opened the window and put the tampon in a dustbin bag and went and threw it in the garbage bin outside, by the time i came back inside, the girl was dressed up, ready to go home. she couldnt look at me and the whole drive back to her place was SILENT!!!!!!!
the next time i heard from her was when she came out of the doctor saying that she was "ok", we never ever met after that faithful night but once in a while i can remember that FOUL smell!!!!!!!!
so the lesson of the day is LADIES, always check for them tampons and never sleep with one, always use pads at night!!!!

that is NASTY was the babe white or black ?

OMG !! That is really a nightmare , wow how do you forget a tampon inside you , I reserve my comments on the girl's personal hygiene

"shudders"

candylips:

that is NASTY  was the babe white or black ?

she was mixed west indian british

Pittbaby:

OMG !! That is really a nightmare , wow how do you forget a tampon inside you , I reserve my comments on the girl's personal hygiene
"shudders"

it is actually not uncommon but normally the girls KNOWS about it being stuck somewhere inside if the string falls off.
toxic shock syndrome is one of the symptoms that can arise from leaving it inside too long as well as cervical cancer.

i had this chick when i was in school and we just started for few weeks. then there was a nite we were to have a celebrated f**k i.e, we don plan wait am for a while. then that particular night, she came and we had our bathe had drinks, told my main guys that no disturbance through out the evening till morning, an ex (just left her for this new catch) now came and told her that she was mine and if that could see her reasons while she will not want to leave me. And believe me, she saw reasons with her and even advised that we could all manage the room since it was dark. i wanted to kill somebody that night. my frriends then calmed me down. I ended up sleepin on the rug( though i non sleep till day break before one girl go burst me knife while sleeping), while the two slept on the bed like sisters. It was not easy

@Akhis

ROFLMAO on that one , I will not have the bravery to stay in the same room with them , I will think they planned it

MRbrownJAY:

IN THE BEDROOM!?
i once met a girl back when i was living in London, we talked and dated for a few days, and decided to move on to my house for some adult fun. we got home, the usual bullshit, dinner, movie etc and then on to the bedroom department. She was butt naked in my bed, legs wide open and i was fingering her and i could feel something inside her, she said: "come on stop joking!" I told her:" yeah i can feel something inside your VA JAY JAY, do you have a diaphragm or something?!". she said: "no!" anyway we start shagging and i could still feel something deep inside her.  so i told her to spread her leg started fingering her again trying to see what was the thing i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after about 5 LONG minutes i got hold of it and got it out, IT WAS A TAMPON THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE. the craziest part was that she didnt remember forgetting a tampon inside her, meaning that it could have been inside her for ages which can lead to cancer or worse.
Actually the minute i took the tampon out she was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming. now the worst part of that story was the SMELL!!! i have never smelled such a NASTY FUNKY smell in my LIFE!!! it was so horrible. my whole house was contaminated, i opened the window and put the tampon in a dustbin bag and went and threw it in the garbage bin outside, by the time i came back inside, the girl was dressed up, ready to go home. she couldnt look at me and the whole drive back to her place was SILENT!!!!!!!
the next time i heard from her was when she came out of the doctor saying that she was "ok", we never ever met after that faithful night but once in a while i can remember that FOUL smell!!!!!!!!
so the lesson of the day is LADIES, always check for them tampons and never sleep with one, always use pads at night!!!!

[size=18pt]KAI!!!!![/size]  + 

but is the bolded [i]really [/i]possible?

lol
Men
gwad help all of you

Mai Suya:

[size=18pt]KAI!!!!![/size]  + 
but is the bolded [i]really [/i]possible?

believe me, IT IS!!!!!

@ Poster, I can barely imagine how u must be feeling,

@whitelexi, i TOTALLY agree wit you, i'm takin salsa classes(cuz i'm not much of a good dancer), so i dont start lookin for my feet cum dat day, The tot of waking up to find one lady bside me every morning is startin to make my skin itch,

My fiancee's been pushin but some GOOD reason, I'm holding back a bit,

The thingy about the pants, bras and pads TOTALLY creeps me out, other's i'm a bit com4table wit, @ the ladies on here(no offense ooo), Marriage totally givs 90% of d guys creeps when talked abt, Thats why we see our beautiful gf's bcum second-hand material AFTER the "I-do" thingy,

@ whitelexi, abeg bro take am easy, lol

my worst 9th mare
was wen my girl got down on me
i mean i was running all over the room beggin
trust me i dnt wanna face such situation ever again

@ 190, I dont get your post , pls explain

That the ONE you love and TRUST will change.

@Pittbaby
i mean
she nearly killed me in bed!
i had 2 take blood tonic and vitamin pills
for 2weeks 2 regain myself!

story story

@190,
Man,u fall my hand! U no dey chop?If one babe fit do u dat thin,wetin go happen if u wan do party?Guy,go train ooooo!
@Poster,
Have ever tot of finding d one u love wit every bone,vein,muscle,artery in ur body being pounded by ur "best friend"?Wot can be more nightmare dan that?

@190, na wa 4 u o, anyways its good u backed out, cuz u 4 don caput,

It was when ma girl caught me cheatin on her she said nothin but after like two days we where about to have sex then she brought out a knife held my d**k nd tried to cut it off i was dead lucky dat day.

Enockia:

It was when ma girl caught me cheatin on her she said nothin but after like two days we where about to have sex then she brought out a knife held my d**k nd tried to cut it off i was dead lucky dat day.

oooo bob

to go back to the past. . . . .
To suffer again----Trust me to suffer again. . .

na wa ooo

ebila:

@190,
Man,u fall my hand! U no dey chop?If one babe fit do u dat thin,wetin go happen if u wan do party?Guy,go train ooooo!

rotflmao

u've said it all, d mysteries of marriage, very unpredictable

i was in bed with a babe when her boyfriend called her.she picked the fone looked at it and said "what is it now"she picked d call and told d guy she was very busy!i felt so bad cos this is SUPPOSE TO BE HER FIANCE! this same ething has happened to me with another girl(i beg no mind me).it makes me get scared of babes.so there is this stupid idea that i ve that if u call a babe and she doesnt pick it up fast she is, that is d disadv of cheating.it has made me trust NOBODY!

soulamanne:

i was in bed with a babe when her boyfriend called her.she picked the fone looked at it and said "what is it now"she picked d call and told d guy she was very busy!i felt so bad cos this is SUPPOSE TO BE HER FIANCE! this same ething has happened to me with another girl(i beg no mind me).it makes me get scared of babes.so there is this stupid idea that i ve that if u call a babe and she doesnt pick it up fast she is, that is d disadv of cheating.it has made me trust NOBODY!

have had an experience like that but the curious thing is the gal in question called me a day before her trad & kept calling after her white wedding.
she wants us to continue f**king but i cant have anything to do with a married woman
makes me wonder what i dont know abt my babe or what i wont know about my wife
well i guess we have to take the plunge & hope for the best

well it aint ma fault
i guess she was calabar or smtin in origin!
well it wassnt my fault,
d doctor only told me 2 get enuf vegetables and blood tonic
and vitamin pills since den!
nor be my fault na!
na so my body be!

@190
you nor dey shame
nah so you go run leave plan for bed abi

@y_me
dat was 4yrs bak
i have since matured in2
ur kinda bed man
if u doubt me
_{try me!}

these nightmares always begin as fun but latter go bad

My greatest fear is having to deal with a woman for the rest of my natural life all because i was convinced that she was the "right one" and after childbirth, she changes into Medusa. Being single and being free is priceless. I see a lot of my buddies who used to be gladiators being transformed into slaves to their wives over a few years. They are constantly hen pecked and nagged 24/7. They can't do anything without consulting their wives first. They have to plead and beg their wives to permit them a few hours to hang out with the guys. Even when there's an argument, the man must always succumb to her wishes for peace to reign in the house. It's always about her, her, her, the kids and her, her ,her. SeXxx that used to be excessive during the dating period is now irregular or non-existent. Some of them consider themselves lucky if they get some once every 2 weeks. What their's is hers and what's her's remains hers.

That is not a life i'm eager to get into anytime soon.

can't remember