| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 8:08pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Very nice!!!  Our Shakespeare KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed!
No! Morning it isn't, says another!
But the cock goes cuck a doodle!
And the old church clock chimed 6!
Why is the sun so dull?
Why are the birds not chirping?
The whole world stood still
In the magic of the moment
Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!
Softly Softly she gently threads
Here comes she that overshadowed-
The sun cowed to a dark corner
Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount
One fairy less, One angel less
Here comes the queen of fairies
Gently gently my priceless jewel
I will pronounce your name- Ewa!
I will declaim you Ewa!
Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies
Eyes golden, face shining
Ha! She smiles
And the wailing wailer forgets to wail
Beautiful princess! Classic diva
Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!
God bless the day you were born
God bless the womb you were formed
Ewa! May I worship you for ever?
Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds
Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps
Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips
Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin
Let me hold you on the night of the moon
I will love you to the moon and back
I will praise you till you smile at me
My words lifeless, my looks harmless
I am just a wandering wanderer
I will forever do your bidding
The princess of Venus!
Let me be your prince
And the whole world shall be our stage!
To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines
Goldenone
Keribaby
Wamenzy
Goodyboo
Harinholar
Haliluck
Faithluv5
Mobi18
Lifeisguhd
Allsmyles
Zeeenas
Hadashakeke
Emlina
Jglad
*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP* |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by muhyideenabdul(m): 8:17pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Xcozee:
@most 9 hours...though roads are bad just a day if it rained but if not just 8 hours |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by omitooguns(m): 8:18pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KeriBaby:
Lol I totally forgot that registration is still on
And some people go still register on the last
Fear those kinda people o
With all these plenty plenty rumors dem still dey
We sha rush that registration o
Lmao
Omitooguns registered before 7am who wan miss National cake wey dem go share for AKS |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by muhyideenabdul(m): 8:23pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Xcozee:
@most 9 hours...though roads are bad just a day if it rained but if not just 8 hours. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by RayAngel(f): 8:39pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed!
No! Morning it isn't, says another!
But the cock goes cuck a doodle!
And the old church clock chimed 6!
Why is the sun so dull?
Why are the birds not chirping?
The whole world stood still
In the magic of the moment
Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!
Softly Softly she gently threads
Here comes she that overshadowed-
The sun cowed to a dark corner
Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount
One fairy less, One angel less
Here comes the queen of fairies
Gently gently my priceless jewel
I will pronounce your name- Ewa!
I will declaim you Ewa!
Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies
Eyes golden, face shining
Ha! She smiles
And the wailing wailer forgets to wail
Beautiful princess! Classic diva
Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!
God bless the day you were born
God bless the womb you were formed
Ewa! May I worship you for ever?
Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds
Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps
Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips
Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin
Let me hold you on the night of the moon
I will love you to the moon and back
I will praise you till you smile at me
My words lifeless, my looks harmless
I am just a wandering wanderer
I will forever do your bidding
The princess of Venus!
Let me be your prince
And the whole world shall be our stage!
To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines
Goldenone
Keribaby
Wamenzy
Goodyboo
Harinholar
Haliluck
Faithluv5
Mobi18
Lifeisguhd
Allsmyles
Zeeenas
Hadashakeke
Emlina
Jglad
*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*
Wow, kudos to you 1 Like |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Xcozee(m): 8:42pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
A man can never find the right woman he wants,,, God only gives you the raw material...its left for you to cultivate. #Life 2 Likes |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 8:49pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now
The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.
The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.
The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.
Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”
McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.
Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.
He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.
Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.
“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.
“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”
The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.
Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".
But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.
"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.
"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date." |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:50pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
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| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed!
No! Morning it isn't, says another!
But the cock goes cuck a doodle!
And the old church clock chimed 6!
Why is the sun so dull?
Why are the birds not chirping?
The whole world stood still
In the magic of the moment
Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!
Softly Softly she gently threads
Here comes she that overshadowed-
The sun cowed to a dark corner
Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount
One fairy less, One angel less
Here comes the queen of fairies
Gently gently my priceless jewel
I will pronounce your name- Ewa!
I will declaim you Ewa!
Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies
Eyes golden, face shining
Ha! She smiles
And the wailing wailer forgets to wail
Beautiful princess! Classic diva
Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!
God bless the day you were born
God bless the womb you were formed
Ewa! May I worship you for ever?
Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds
Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps
Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips
Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin
Let me hold you on the night of the moon
I will love you to the moon and back
I will praise you till you smile at me
My words lifeless, my looks harmless
I am just a wandering wanderer
I will forever do your bidding
The princess of Venus!
Let me be your prince
And the whole world shall be our stage!
To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines
Goldenone
Keribaby
Wamenzy
Goodyboo
Harinholar
Haliluck
Faithluv5
Mobi18
Lifeisguhd
Allsmyles
Zeeenas
Hadashakeke
Emlina
Jglad
*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*
VIP indeed
awesome lines |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:09pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
deracathy:
VIP indeed
awesome lines RayAngel:
Wow, kudos to you KeriBaby:
Very nice!!!
Our Shakespeare
goldenone:
Choiiii you call these ones dry? Am wowed!!! Modupe O Anything for the ladies  I'm flattered... |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:11pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KeriBaby:
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now
The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.
The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.
The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.
Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”
McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.
Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.
He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.
Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.
“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.
“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”
The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.
Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".
But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.
"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.
"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date." DAT group dey high on elmisti weed. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 9:15pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Asin ehn Very funny story itoski:
DAT group dey high on elmisti weed. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 9:16pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KingJB:
Modupe O
Anything for the ladies
I'm flattered... You shouldn't be jor! You deserve a i'on know what they call it in d poetry world award! Seriously! Do you just imagine those rhymes or you get your inspiration from somewhere? 1 Like |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 9:17pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Ok today is mearnt for ministerial list. I was expecting Fayemi, Fashola, Amaechi , Ngige, Ogbonaya Onu to be there so no surprises. My p is how will PMB ensure they dont loot ur commonwealth. Btw, these past govenors performed atleast meaningful during their time. For Ngige, he remains the best governor Anambra had. For me, i will prefer to see more of technocrats . By nxt yr December i will start judging this govt. I still believe and pray PMB performs for the masses. Good evening all. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:20pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KeriBaby:
Asin ehn
Very funny story
na group where dne tire for life.. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 9:21pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
goldenone:
Great point there!!! Are you talking from experience
Yes oh.
I straightened out a few crooks who worked for me. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Our world wee not end Maybe their own itoski:
na group where dne tire for life.. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 9:22pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KeriBaby:
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now
The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.
The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.
The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.
Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”
McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.
Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.
He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.
Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.
“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.
“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”
The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.
Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".
But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.
"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.
"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date." They shd keep speculating. Nobe 2day dey beging yarn d story. In Jesus i trust. Btw, call up letter will be ready by 14th, we suppose to start seeing it by 21st bt who knows we may start seiing it nxt wk. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
theSpark:
Yes oh.
I straightened out a few crooks who worked for me.
Oh my G! Does that make you the bad guy
I don't like bossy bosses! |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Shegofams(m): 9:23pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KeriBaby:
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now
The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.
The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.
The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.
Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”
McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.
Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.
He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.
Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.
“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.
“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”
The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.
Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".
But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.
"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.
"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date." Well I'm prepared for paradise |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:24pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
itoski:
DAT group dey high on elmisti weed. Tah!....I disassociate myself from such act....that man is not high on any of my product....if world end 2mrw, I hope jah get back up drive |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Rashdimuh(m): 9:26pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Helo peeps help me after registration my dob changed from 1991 to 90 and wen i opend my dashboard it displayed to chang d dob stuff if i want to use it like that can i stil use it cos i am short of cash nw |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hilsocial(m): 9:28pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Rashdimuh:
Helo peeps help me after registration my dob changed from 1991 to 90 and wen i opend my dashboard it displayed to chang d dob stuff if i want to use it like that can i stil use it cos i am short of cash nw Yes, when u get to camp ask dem how to change it, u shd go with ur birth certificate incase bt its not a big deal. Good evening. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:29pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
hilsocial:
Ok today is mearnt for ministerial list. I was expecting Fayemi, Fashola, Amaechi , Ngige, Ogbonaya Onu to be there so no surprises. My p is how will PMB ensure they dont loot ur commonwealth. Btw, these past govenors performed atleast meaningful during their time. For Ngige, he remains the best governor Anambra had. For me, i will prefer to see more of technocrats . By nxt yr December i will start judging this govt. I still believe and pray PMB performs for the masses. Good evening all. Good evening bro, u av spoken. Well, wnt try judging dem now, december is a gud tym to evaluate...but I dnt. Like this trend, when will our youths get a shot @ administration..I mean 30-40.....am tyrd of this pple alrdy....And do u know pple wit ge brcket 18-35 makes up more than 60% of our population? |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 9:29pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
Only God knows when the world would end Maybe they're talking about a different world It's all very funny I guess they do not read their scriptures well Meanwhile u say call up letter fit show from 14th? That's great hilsocial:
They shd keep speculating. Nobe 2day dey beging yarn d story. In Jesus i trust. Btw, call up letter will be ready by 14th, we suppose to start seeing it by 21st bt who knows we may start seiing it nxt wk. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 9:30pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
elmisti:
Tah!....I disassociate myself from such act....that man is not high on any of my product....if world end 2mrw, I hope jah get back up drive no worry mobi18 won't sue u for causing society havoc according to section 419 in d Nigeria constitution  |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by theSpark(m): 9:31pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
goldenone:
Oh my G! Does that make you the bad guy
I don't like bossy bosses! Naah. I'm a cool guy, the kind of boss everyone (except crooks) will like to have. I don't Lord it over my people. |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 9:31pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
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| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:31pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
itoski:
no worry mobi18 won't sue u for causing society havoc according to section 419 in d Nigeria constitution Lol, am neva worid of bn sued....I enjoy state immunity...my mobi is d CJ of dis thred |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:40pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
goldenone:
You shouldn't be jor! You deserve a i'on know what they call it in d poetry world award! Seriously! Do you just imagine those rhymes or you get your inspiration from somewhere? Pure imagination.. Ma'am.... Lol, no inspiration for here jare |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 9:43pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
KingJB:
Pure imagination.. Ma'am....
Lol, no inspiration for here jare
Ingrate, u smoked my joint...u composed dat poem, u com dey tlk. Say no inspiray for dis syde...oya start to dey unsmoke my weed |
| Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 06, 2015 |
elmisti:
Ingrate, u smoked my joint...u composed dat poem, u com dey tlk. Say no inspiray for dis syde...oya start to dey unsmoke my weed Baba no vex O I still dey high on weed now ni I no cum understand, Shey I high that time ni, abi I no high ni I no know sha E be like say I dey normal sha But I dey fly now *smoking in session* |
