Xcozee:
where is my madam deracathy?... Also rmfunky

I'm here boss.

observing



Goal
goal
Goal

dedicated to all Married PCM.

deracathy:


I'm here boss.

observing



Goal
goal
Goal

dedicated to all Married PCM.

KingJB:

Baba no vex O
I still dey high on weed now ni
I no cum understand, Shey I high that time ni, abi I no high ni
I no know sha
E be like say I dey normal sha
But I dey fly now *smoking in session*

Puff and pass

KeriBaby:
Make una forget Nysc o
On Frontpage now


The world will come to an end tomorrow, a Christian group has predicted.

The group has told humanity to prepare itself for being "obliterated" by fire as soon as the clock strikes midnight.

The eBible fellowship, an online group for bible study, has published a series of lectures on Why October 7, 2015 is the Likely End of the Worl d.


Chris McCann, who leads the Philadelphia-based group told the Guardian : “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away.”

McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”, as God promised not to cause another flood on the scale as that which afflicted Noah.

Although his theories rely on a lot of dodgy maths, McCann's main message is that according to the Bible, the beginning of the process was on 21 May 2011, when God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s carnage.

He has now finished the 1,600 day task of deciding which of the non-churchgoers will be taken into rapture - and the rest of us are now doomed.

Learning from earlier mistakes, such as that of his mentor the late Christian DJ Harold Camping, who said the world would end in May and then October 2011, McCann has involved an element of doubt.

“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen.

“Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”

The Facebook group has attracted a lot of people desperate for the world to end.

Onyeka Linnus commented: "Woow ....cant wait remains some hours to go,,how many are prepared? Remember 7th octomber".

But one reader Alan Stanier said what everyone else is thinking: "The Bible has not prophesied October 7, 2015, for the end of the world. Some people, seduced into the sin of pride by the lies of Beelzebub, have chosen to interpret the Bible as prophesying so.

"On October 8th, when the world is still here, they will be shown to be false prophets.

"I would like to think they will confess their sin, and admit their minds are not capable of understanding the Mind of the LORD. But I suspect they will merely choose another date."

No wonder my girl said no sex this night.

Holumiedey:


C jinja I dey go back tomorrow

E go help you broda mi

KingJB:

Pure imagination.. Ma'am....
Lol, no inspiration for here jare

wow! that's huge!!!

elmisti:



Good evening bro, u av spoken. Well, wnt try judging dem now, december is a gud tym to evaluate...but I dnt. Like this trend, when will our youths get a shot @ administration..I mean 30-40.....am tyrd of this pple alrdy....And do u know pple wit ge brcket 18-35 makes up more than 60% of our population?

i said nxt yr dec. Secondly , until we ve a youth president forget youth dominance in politics. Btw, OBK appointed youths in his cabinet, remember Frank Nweke den and the minister of info b4 him.

Shegofams:


Puff and pass

Sumtin wey I don mix with beans for yu

Teh teh

KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed! No! Morning it isn't, says another! But the cock goes cuck a doodle! And the old church clock chimed 6!
Why is the sun so dull? Why are the birds not chirping? The whole world stood still In the magic of the moment Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!
Softly Softly she gently threads Here comes she that overshadowed- The sun cowed to a dark corner Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount
One fairy less, One angel less Here comes the queen of fairies Gently gently my priceless jewel I will pronounce your name- Ewa! I will declaim you Ewa!
Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies Eyes golden, face shining Ha! She smiles And the wailing wailer forgets to wail Beautiful princess! Classic diva Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!
God bless the day you were born God bless the womb you were formed Ewa! May I worship you for ever? Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin Let me hold you on the night of the moon I will love you to the moon and back
I will praise you till you smile at me My words lifeless, my looks harmless I am just a wandering wanderer I will forever do your bidding
The princess of Venus! Let me be your prince
And the whole world shall be our stage!
To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines

Goldenone Keribaby Wamenzy Goodyboo Harinholar Haliluck Faithluv5 Mobi18 Lifeisguhd Allsmyles Zeeenas Hadashakeke Emlina Jglad
*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*

Nice, thank God am not a VIP... U brought me back from Sabbatical, no p nah

KingJB:
It is an eclipse! He screamed! No! Morning it isn't, says another! But the cock goes cuck a doodle! And the old church clock chimed 6!
Why is the sun so dull? Why are the birds not chirping? The whole world stood still In the magic of the moment Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!
Softly Softly she gently threads Here comes she that overshadowed- The sun cowed to a dark corner Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount
One fairy less, One angel less Here comes the queen of fairies Gently gently my priceless jewel I will pronounce your name- Ewa! I will declaim you Ewa!
Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies Eyes golden, face shining Ha! She smiles And the wailing wailer forgets to wail Beautiful princess! Classic diva Looks do kill, oh I'm dead!
God bless the day you were born God bless the womb you were formed Ewa! May I worship you for ever? Let me adorn you with Golds nay Diamonds Let me wake and sleep in the holiness of your laps Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin Let me hold you on the night of the moon I will love you to the moon and back
I will praise you till you smile at me My words lifeless, my looks harmless I am just a wandering wanderer I will forever do your bidding
The princess of Venus! Let me be your prince
And the whole world shall be our stage!
To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines

Goldenone Keribaby Wamenzy Goodyboo Harinholar Haliluck Faithluv5 Mobi18 Lifeisguhd Allsmyles Zeeenas Hadashakeke Emlina Jglad
*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*

Nice, thank God am not a VIP... U brought me back from Sabbatical, no p nah

goldenone:
wow! that's huge!!!

What's is huge

Holumiedey:
dspark and Donpsymon how long e go take me to b like this for this NYSC camp

U no fit look like that before camp o... Just zero ya mind for that look.

KeriBaby:
Only God knows when the world would end
Maybe they're talking about a different world
It's all very funny
I guess they do not read their scriptures well



Meanwhile u say call up letter fit show from 14th?
That's great

Will be ready bt we may nt see it till 21st, bt one yeye link fit show or de may allow us like de did during during uploading names.

KingJB:

Sumtin wey I don mix with beans for yu
Teh teh

No wonder, me sef dey see tins

hilsocial:


i said nxt yr dec. Secondly , until we ve a youth president forget youth dominance in politics. Btw, OBK appointed youths in his cabinet, remember Frank Nweke den and the minister of info b4 him.

That's very sad...and I dnt like d fact the cabinet is a clear cut political appointment...he should giv space for private individuals to contribute too..people with thorough field experience...veterans in the industry......Baba might not be as creative as I expected...buh he try smal for gender equality

Jglad:

Nice, thank God am a VIP...
U brought me back from Sabbatical, no p nah

Jglad Ademasta

Welcome back to the land of the living

May the 13 fairies smile at you

DonPsymon:



U no fit look like that before camp o... Just zero ya mind for that look.

I go dey do the one I fit do sha

Some moniker dey funny sha goody1shoe73 i no say u go sabi wu goodyboo b


anoda one candycrush i no like dis game...now na my fellow CM moniker


crazygoat also dey, cray'zman mad'cow nairaland sha


one also dey keribaby

9c piece KingJb. It is said dat at d touch of luv,evry man becomes a poet. R u inluv? lolz

Anoda funny one airtime furnicator sef dey
funny monikers

elmisti:


That's very sad...and I dnt like d fact the cabinet is a clear cut political appointment...he should giv space for private individuals to contribute too..people with thorough field experience...veterans in the industry......Baba might not be as creative as I expected...buh he try smal for gender equality

How many people do u kow there b4 now?

We waiting for them

#Favorablepostingstoall

hilsocial:


Will be ready bt we may nt see it till 21st, bt one yeye link fit show or de may allow us like de did during during uploading names.

omitooguns:
Some moniker dey funny sha goody1shoe73 i no say u go sabi wu goodyboo b


anoda one candycrush i no like dis game...now na my fellow CM moniker


crazygoat also dey, cray'zman mad'cow nairaland sha


one also dey keribaby

omitooguns,ur own moniker sef no b here o. I bn don observe goodyboo,just dat I ain't into dis e -boo thingy

goody1shoe73:
omitooguns,ur own moniker sef no b here o. I bn don observe goodyboo,just dat I ain't into dis e -boo thingy

taaa



my moniker stil get square root pass ya own joor

candycrush come teach me how to play DAT ur game

goody1shoe73:
9c piece KingJb. It is said dat at d touch of luv,evry man becomes a poet. R u inluv? lolz

Love ....
So powerful a word
Light, yet so strong
Eschews the faithful
Draws the gullible

I am on a ride with cupid

itoski:
candycrush come teach me how to play DAT ur game

omitooguns:

abeg o I be monk o

KingJB:

Jglad Ademasta
Welcome back to the land of the living
May the 13 fairies smile at you

I shall not die but live to declare d works of d Lord... Me no die o, always alive. Y u cum call my name with Ademasta, I don't want trouble ooo

Jglad:


I shall not die but live to declare d works of d Lord...
Me no die o, always alive.
Y u cum call my name with Ademasta, I don't want trouble ooo

Die ke, kamari , auzubillah!
Na contextual idiom fa
.......
Dat Monika combo...just seems natural

KingJB:


Love ....
So powerful a word
Light, yet so strong
Eschews the faithful
Draws the gullible

I am on a ride with cupid

Figures. Luv is an ephemeral, silvery thing that beckonz and teases until a man walked close by; then itz lost,lost beyond the daily grinds.....

KingJB:

Die ke, kamari , auzubillah! Na contextual idiom fa ....... Dat Monika combo...just seems natural

Me, am going ooo.... if Harinholar catch u, e no concern me ooo