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| The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:01pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
[b]PRO: When you’re hungover and vomiting on a Saturday morning, you can take solace in knowing that you’re all alone and won’t be seen and judged by anyone — except God, of course! Seriously though, when I wake up with even the slightest hangover, I’m thankful that I don’t have to deal with anyone touching me. I can ride out the misery in peace. CON: Why were you drinking so much, babe? Is it because you’re secretly miserable about being ALL ALONE? I doubt you would’ve drank so much if you had someone who loved you by your side… PRO: You can plan your entire life without putting anyone else’s thoughts and feelings into consideration. Want to go away for a month and, like, look at dolphins and drink margaritas or wanna rent a cabin in the woods and build your own Walden pond? Do it! You don’t have anyone’s private parts holding you back. Since you’re not doing anyone else at the moment, just do you! CON: But, boy, wouldn’t it be nice to be able to go on a vacation with a lover and have sex all day in a new bed? Sure, it feels great being selfish and doing whatever you want, but it would also feel nice planning big life moves with someone else. Also, you’re pretty sure that being single has turned you into an inflexible brat who doesn’t understand the art of compromise. If you were in a relationship, perhaps you could evolve? Hon? PRO: YOU GET TO HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER YOU WANT. People in relationships are jealous that you can just go up to someone and be like “Meet me in my ‘hidden place’ in five minutes!” Monogamous people want that! They are totes secretly bummed that they committed to one person’s Instruments for the rest of their life. Suckers! CON: Wait, even though it feels good to bone in an unattached way, you miss the security of having guaranteed sex. Single people have to work in order to get laid. It requires some serious effort whereas people in relationships can just be like, “K, I’m ready.” You want that! You want to be able to get sex without leaving your apartment and, no, you won’t hire a hooker. PRO: You get to dedicate more time to your AMAZING friends. Gosh, you’ve missed them. Your schedules have just gotten so cray cray lately but now you’ll be able to spend some much-needed bonding time. Con: Oh shoot, all my friends got boyfriends when I wasn’t looking. Okay, I guess I’ll bond with myself then! PRO: You can indulge all your gross behaviors. You don’t have to hold farts in. You don’t have to deal with poop anxiety. You don’t have to pretend you’re not hungry and order a salad at dinner. When you’re single, it’s always going to be “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty.” CON: Sometimes it’s not good to be the most disgusting version of yourself. Just sayin’.[/b] |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Nice topic I need to serve my Oga daughter tea....she is still in bed. Brb |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by benedictnsi(m): 3:06pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
obum88:This hot afternoon  Oh sorry, forgot you are a houseboy  |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:09pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
benedictnsi: My brother, where man dey work na there he dey chop |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Well, I still stand in what I believe in ---- SINGLE...less worries, I can go where I want, when I want tat no one is asking me so much questions like I'm taking lie detector test Lol... I juz luv so much to be Single. |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by boboLIL(m): 3:20pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
is dat so? Okay |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by boboLIL(m): 3:22pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
KashyBaby:don't attend different churches in search of ........wen the time comes oh.... Remain single.....say amen! |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:25pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
boboLIL: Hahhahaha...amen... |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 3:37pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Hmmmn. |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Awho(m): 4:10pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
KashyBaby:funny yhu talkng abt freedom ah think it depends on d typ of man ur datng while sum guys can be so posessive odas jst let dia gels hv dia way around #justsayingsha |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Awho: I dunno but I don't like a long term relationship...3months is like years to me..I can't stand if more than tat..I easily get bored looking at d same face all d time. |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Awho(m): 4:23pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
KashyBaby:lol variety d say is d spice of lyf... Ur style is not sad sha buh trust me u've nt seen dat one unpredictable mr incradable dat will blow u wako #justsaying |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by Nobody: 12:08am On Oct 10, 2015 |
Awho: Mmmmm...I think no one can impress me anymore. |
| Re: The PROS And CONS Of Being SINGLE!!! by LieDetector(m): 9:34pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
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