quiethollu:


True, but dead mathematics can't pay the expected interest and account would probably rule it off as a bad debt, presumably there was a collateral and the agreement signed between mathematics and law allowed law to take control of the collateral so he was probably gonna sue based on the contractual agreement (the collateral)

Well thought out analysis. But, considering the presumptive existence of collateral, both economics and account can as well lay claim on the properties pledged by the late Mathemaics.

Guess what? I think law is the obvious answer.
Using the principle of pattern deduction; since the story is about central unifying theme(i.e characteristics or jargon) of each subject, and the word "SUE" appears in the story which is a legal cliche..... then, law was responsible for the statement.
Wow, the story is not much of a conundrum after all and neither does it require rocket science to crack.

Thanks for your contribution.

quiethollu:


I guess law..

You are correct after all.

Thanks a whole lots.

EINSTEINPG:
Note: The piece below is purely not a product of my own imagination; as such no credit should be given to me.


CHEMISTRY and his brother, PHYSICS
with deep
sorrow announced the death of their
father,
MATHEMATICS who died in a serious
calculation on blackboard road of chalk
avenue.....
AGRICULTURE has promised to provide
land for
the burial and FINE ART will design
and decorate the coffin ,,,ENTREPRENEURSHIP and his
wife
COMMERCE have pledged to provide
food and
transport for the mourners while C.R.K
and I.R.S will pray for the soul of the late
MATHEMATICS
,,,,then HISTORY and her friend
GEOGRAPHY will
narrate the life story of the late
MATHEMATICS to the mourners while ENGLISH will be
the master of
ceremony and BIOLOGY will tell the
mourners the
disease that killed the late, i must sue
his dead body for the money he borrowed
from me ,,,,,
PLEASE WHO MADE THIS LAST
STATEMENT??

ps: Honestly, I don't know who made the last statement and i am very much interested in knowing that. Please help me out with that.

Government i guess

khassy:


na about Nairabet

Lol. Werey. something better. How plans to do IJMB since una be Tankites now?

PROPOSED 2015/2016 ACADEMIC CALENDAR

1. Commencement of 2015/2016 Session Monday, 17th August, 2015
2. Senate (Special) for Goodstanding Results Tue., 22 nd September, 2015
*3. Fresh Students Come into Residence Monday, 12th October, 2015
4. Commencement of Admission Screening for Freshers Monday, 12th October, 2015
5. Commencement of on-line Registration for Freshers Tuesday, 13 th October, 2015
6. Senate Tuesday, 13 th October, 2015
7. Returning Students Come into Residence Thursday, 15th October, 2015
8. Commencement of on-line Registration for Returning Students Thursday, 15th October, 2015
9. Vice-Chancellor’s Press Briefing for the 31st Convocation
Ceremony
Monday, 19th October, 2015
10. 40th Anniversary Activities Tuesday, 20 th October, 2015
11. 40th Anniversary Activities continued Wednesday, 21st October, 2015
12. Convocation Day 1- Convocation Lecture, Award of Degrees Thursday, 22nd October, 2015
13. Convocation Day 2 - Commissioning of Projects; Luncheon
and Merit Award Friday, 23rd October, 2015
14. End of Screening for Freshers Monday, 26th October, 2015
15. Commencement of Lectures for the Harmattan Semester Monday, 26th October, 2015
16. End of Normal Registration for Freshers Tuesday, 27 th October, 2015
17. Commencement of Late Registration for Freshers Wednesday, 28th October, 2015
18. End of Normal Registration for Returning Students Thursday, 29th October, 2015
S/NO. ACTIVITY PROPOSED DATE
19. Commencement of Late Registration for Returning Students Friday, 30th October, 2015
20. End of Late Registration for Returning Students Friday, 13nd November, 2015
21. End of Late Registration for Freshers Wednesday, 11th November, 2015
22. Business Committee of Senate to Consider List of
Registered Students Wednesday, 18th November, 2015
23. Senate Wednesday, 2nd December, 2015
24. Matriculation Wednesday, 16th December, 2015
25. End of Year Break Wednesday, 23rd -28th December,
2015
26. End of Harmattan Semester Lectures Monday, 25th January, 2016
27. Lecture Free Week & Students Union Activities Monday, 25th – 31 st January, 2016
28. Commencement of Harmattan Semester Examinations Tuesday, 2 nd February, 2016
29. Senate Tuesday, 9 th February, 2016
30 End of Harmattan Semester Examination Tuesday, 23 rd February, 2016
31. Harmattan Semester Break Wednesday 24th – 28th February,
2016
32. Commencement of Rain Semester Lectures Monday, 29th February, 2016
33. Faculty Board of Examiners to consider Final Year Results at
the end of 1st Semester
Monday,7 th -14 th March, 2016
34. Business Committee of Senate to consider Final Year Results
at the end of 1st Semester
Monday, 21st – 23rd March, 2016
35. Senate to consider Final Year Results (1 st Presentation) Tuesday, 12 th April, 2016
36. End of Rain Semester Lectures Friday, 3rd June, 2016
37. Lectures Free Week Monday, 6th – 10 th June, 2016
38. Commencement of Rain Semester Examinations Monday, 13th June 2016
39. Commencement of SIWES, Teaching Practice, SWEP etc Monday, 13th June, 2016
40. Senate Tuesday 14th June, 2016
41. End of Rain Semester Examinations Monday, 4th July, 2016
42. Marking of Examination Scripts & Computation of Results Monday, 4th – 22 nd July, 2016

full one attached below

lilmonarch:
Government i guess

BUL 201: LAW OF CONTRACTS hehehehe.

lilmonarch:
Government i guess

But not only Government sues. As a matter of fact, other elements in the story can equally sue.

EINSTEINPG:
Well thought out analysis. But, considering the presumptive existence of collateral, both economics and account can as well lay claim on the properties pledged by the late Mathemaics.

Guess what? I think law is the obvious answer.
Using the principle of pattern deduction; since the story is about central unifying theme(i.e characteristics or jargon) of each subject, and the word "SUE" appears in the story which is a legal cliche..... then, law was responsible for the statement.
Wow, the story is not much of a conundrum after all and neither does it require rocket science to crack.

Thanks for your contribution.

Ywlc

Ridwan1821:
You are a 200L mathematics student right?

Ceteris paribus, I am.

MsTIQ:
See U ooo Me sef I dey school

. Na for FO office u dey sleep?

You can all check your student ship status now.. Just log in and click on personal details on the left hand side of the portal.. Its either you see "returning" or "withdrawn" khassy and wheesin.. How market na?? I get ijmb forms for sale o

Ousmayne:
You can all check your student ship status now.. Just log in and click on personal details on the left hand side of the portal.. Its either you see "returning" or "withdrawn" khassy and wheesin.. How market na?? I get ijmb forms for sale o

You wan sleep counter abi? see as you dey hustle my prospective customers? Beware oh? Lol. So wassup? You sef dey Tankelize?

1boyl1kevhis:
You wan sleep counter abi? see as you dey hustle my prospective customers? Beware oh? Lol. So wassup? You sef dey Tankelize?

abah.. A whole scholar like me tanke??


Well I no tiff your customers o.. Leddem patronise who dey want jare

matthew80:


Yes. I know of ELE. Myself and a lady.

Are you all D.E or remedial?

quiethollu:


Ywlc

Honestly, your guess as well as your well articulated analysis soared my mind to previously unattainable heights of insight.
Once again, thanks a whole lots.

Are you a returning student or a fresh student?

EINSTEINPG:
Ceteris paribus, I am.

Am a 200L mathematics student also. Pls whats ur real name...I may knw u.

Ousmayne:
abah.. A whole scholar like me tanke??


Well I no tiff your customers o.. Leddem patronise who dey want jare

That had berra be it faa.. and hehe. you scholar? you sabby how you come shower me gifts take lobby for mark. we glorify you finish you comr dey form boss eh.

1boyl1kevhis:
That had berra be it faa.. and hehe. you scholar? you sabby how you come shower me gifts take lobby for mark. we glorify you finish you comr dey form boss eh.

Tfu you and that your 1.49 gp let my people go

Academic calendar

napoleonbaba:
The girl with 42%

Hello guys my name is Oyinda the girl with 42%...i know loads of you guys thought I brought my admission in fact someone said am prof Ambali's daughter, well y'all are wrong am an ex remite(pre degree)2013/2014 set, I wasn't admitted last year and as y'all know remedial result is valid for 2 years and remites don't really need post utme so I only wrote the exam as backup, please and please I'm not Ambali's daughter and I did not buy my admission...thanks for your understanding and please help share this message to clear the rumour....OYINDA

Ps: I'm not Oyinda she's not on nl so she ask me to paste it here for her

Cc:Yustash001

Huh!!!

A responsible roommate(male) needed ASAP @ oke-odo,university road.its a self con,water runs both
@ d toilet nd kitchen, plus a yr electricity charges, all @ 70k .resulting to
N35,000 each. pls call,text or whatsapp 08138118854. pls only a responsible
nd studious guy is needed,be it a staylite or freshers to be, nt just any guy .thanks

EINSTEINPG:
Honestly, your guess as well as your well articulated analysis soared my mind to previously unattainable heights of insight.
Once again, thanks a whole lots.

Are you a returning student or a fresh student?

Ywlc boss , by God's grace i'll soon be a student, I'm a d.e aspirant..wbu?

Donabydeco:

Huh!!!

Lawal??

Ousmayne:



Tfu you and that your 1.49 gp let my people go

Point of correction, na I.4999999999 okay? werey lol. Make I cash you for school lol. Hafana?

am also a big fan of football, although am not really skilful am a striker the guy wit goal sense i dnt realy tin i can play 90mins on a big pitch mayb 50 or 45mins I love futbal sha.

Email me ur whatsapp digits bruh..
I'm glad to be in ur Department


cc: EINSTEINPG

Mehn nairaland is getting dry now, by next week it'll bubble again

To everyone expecting the list...
Remember the deadline given by jamb to all schools to end all admission registration is october 31...
So the list is much more closer than u can think Of...
So chill out lads...

smoke weed get drunk



My last line na joke o..u berra pray wella fa

Lordseyad:
no o baba.. review

Pls correct am


Me don forget jare

agent9:



Pls correct am


Me don forget jare

sebi na after course registration we go know how much we're paying.. no be so?

****
mr
Ayokunlei , sebi na 400L u dey go now?

Are we expecting another admission list?
cos I don't understand y they won't give admission to a Pharmacy aspirant with
258 68% and Waec B's parallel