Nice one bro...may God bless you

I use that drink wine verse

SeverusSnape:
Bring God's money - tithe.

Lmao

[color=#990000][/color]Different people read the bible with different mindset... God bless.

I blame Buhari for this

Abeg no misinterpret d bible

Number 5 so so true

mta003:
No 3 so true..........someone even quoted a bible verse for me backing up his point on drinking alcohol.

PM you already

INSHA ALLAH

Cos every tin na by grace

give Caesar what belong to Caesar"
people misuse am dis day

Number 3 na error o.

You can use alcohol to cure your ailment plus,
It's not a sin to drink, it was never mentioned in the bible that taking alcohol is a sin.

INTROVERT:
Enusmith I disagree strongly on the first one. Even your posting this topic is by the grace of God

You didn't get it, what the op is trying to say is that people now use the "grace of God" to give excuse.. Some asks you if you can help him do something and you say "by his grace" and you won't do it...

;Dfunny but it d truth

laurenziz6:


[size=20pt]WEEVIN DA GREAT[/size]

Proudly STC (second to comment)

I can't read your comment. What's your contribution that made the STC?

Give what is ceasar's 2 ceasar. They do say this 2 justify doing fetish things or rituals. Ignorance reigns in dere blood.

ChappyChase:

You didn't get it, what the op is trying to say is that people now use the "grace of God" to give excuse.. Some asks you if you can help him do something and you say "by his grace" and you won't do it...

Thanks

Singingbae:
PM you already

For?

Trash

mta003:
No 3 so true..........someone even quoted a bible verse for me backing up his point on drinking alcohol.

Where is alcohol usage, not drunkenness, condemned in the bible? And can you define WINE as set forth in the bible?

Yomieluv:
bible DON make some people kolo.

imagine some justifying alcohol cos David played "Harp "to Solomon when he's possessed by the evil spirit.

It was Saul not Solomon.

confused op! are you trying to make joke out of the scriptures or u wanna people against using the scriptures for fun?

emusmith:
Scriptures people use wrongly to justify themselves

Thank God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ for His mercy.
Many at times, we use these Scriptures as we joke around or out of ignorance but God isn't too mad at us, I pray

If you grew up in a church environment like me, you will definitely hear most of these;



1. By the Grace of God

These days, that phrase has lost his meaning. See:
A: Are you coming today?
B: By His grace.
A: Oh boy, try come abeg! Money dey wait for you.
B: ohhh! When make I come? I dey come now sef!
A: The money na by the Grace you go take collect am.

So many, insulting the Grace of God anyhow sha.
It's like saying, No! Is the Grace not enough again?


2. Silver and gold have I none, such as I have... Or My Widow's mite

Somebody go come your party or house, make him give Big. He'll say, "Let's give our widow's mite". Oga, you ain't a widow, c'mon! A widower gives Big! Unless your widow's mite beat my expectation o!


3. Paul told Timothy to take a little wine for his stomach

Hmm! I'm sure you've either heard or used that. Besides, Timo had a stomach ish as a teenager. Do you have a stomach problem?


4. Man shall not live by bread alone...you can add beans or rice.

When they want do all manner of food combination and misappropriation! Wetin I dey speak gan?


5. God rested after making man and other animals BUT after making woman, He hasn't rested till now!

Haha! This one sha! E get as e get!


6. Solomon had many wives; 700 housewives, 300 side chicks.

No please, 700 wives, 300 concubines. Besides, he was a king. In those days, kings do it as we even see today. Side chicks aren't allowed in marriage.



7. I love fair ladies because Abraham loved fair women, Isaac the same, Jacob served 14 years for one and even David too...Who am I? Hope na there e end?


Hope your affection is only towards the fairness and not on the other sides?


8. Seeing a heavily endowed girl and saying, "Sister, you are Wonderfully and Fearfully made" God, took 6 days to make only you!

Okay, toasting lines in a coded format. The message is passed.


9. It is well, even in the well

Yea, I use this but with an understanding. Some use it just to end their statements or dodge a very vital question: Who took this money? He says, it's well. It is not o...after you pay back, it will be well.


Christianity is fun joor FROM Atlanta to Ajegunle...
Hope to see you in church tomorrow...Happy Sunday Y'all

Live, Love and Laugh


You can add more...

Judge not so you will not be judged.... This is after they have committed atrocities .

ernesty20:
Not funny..

Modified* in other news, today is my birthday.. Wish me something

SOMETHING..

phameous:

SOMETHING..

lol thank u tho

ernesty20:
lol thank u tho

Oya hapi-bufdae to u.. n many more fruitful years ahead.
Hope d cake is ready...
Have fun.

In those days when I used to smoke, trust me to quickly quote for any adviser " it's not what entereth a man that killeth him but what cometh out of him"
Lord have mercy.

emusmith:
The judging part...you really hit the nail

its really disappointing. I think the crew are MTN(everywhere you go)

phameous:

Oya hapi-bufdae to u.. n many more fruitful years ahead. Hope d cake is ready... Have fun.

thanks dear..
As for the cake, yes it is ready.. Come and celebrate with me

emusmith:


Haha@ the Lord dwells there, how?

He's EVERYWHERE!

Actually, God created every living thing including woman in 6 days. And rested on the seventh.

When people say otherwise I do wonder what version of the creation they read. Or maybe it's a joke?