FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities

1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit course is more stressful than 4 credit unit courses.
2. A school where the number of students is 5 times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.

3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls

4. A school where students living in hostels are more spoilt and corrupt than students living off campus.

5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with his galfriend for one semester,when the result comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and they call it love. Shame!

6. A school where some students always go to night class with engineering mathematics and end up using it as pillow when sleeping.

7.Welcome to a school where some students that normally go to night class everyday peep in the exam hall more than those students they think that don't know anything.

8.A school where girls preferred dating school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.

9.Welcome to school where "things for sale clothes" are sold more than garri in the market cos that's where many gals base.

10. A school where sex is cheaper than One packet of super pack indomie. That's fact

11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys found around the female hostels everynight is five times the number of students found in school library during exam period.

12. A school where no girl is living in the village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See Forming

13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass beautiful ones.

14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be difficult to separate the good ones and the bad ones.

15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......

16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie and egg. That's true

17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it.

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Our educational system in Nigeria is a huge joke. And this joke will produce the comedians we have as leaders tomorrow.
You can't have a country of your dreams when the foundation is corrupt and faulty.
Na only baba God go save us from this quagmire we find ourselves.

divinehand2003:
Our educational system in Nigeria is a huge joke. And this joke will produce the comedians we have as leaders tomorrow.
You can't have a country of your dreams when the foundation is corrupt and faulty.
Na only baba God go save us from this quagmire we find ourselves.

so what's the panacea to the deteriorating educational system in nigeria?

Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

Abysmally true.

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Temmi001:
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clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

that snapping part is irritating

Chai

Typical Nigeria university

Come and Be superMod

inevitableme:
Typical Nigeria university

so nothing more to add ?

Seuncoded:
Come and Be superMod

which forum?

Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijaboiy

Nairalanders, please show some love to a brother on his birthday by liking this post for no reason.

School where girls that go to night clubs are classy...
#abasha!

Where students would want to cover a whole semester workload just a week to the exam date

lol.. absolutely correct. Great Nigerian Students!!!!

MosquitoLaps:
Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijaboiy

Nairalanders, please show some love to a brother on his birthday by liking this post for no reason.

HBD BOSS

No. 6 na me be dat.
Them think say Engineering maths go kill eng boys but we survive.

fabulous660:
lol.. absolutely correct. Great Nigerian Students!!!!

whats your sch?

OlayinkaFawaz:
School where girls that go to night clubs are classy...
#abasha!

ofcourse girls that do go for night clubs are classy

Qu3sT:
No. 6 na me be dat.
Them think say Engineering maths go kill eng boys but we survive.

engine drawing,hope say u follow them carry board,t square,meter rule

emmancipated:
Where students would want to cover a whole semester workload just a week to the exam date

every student is guilty of that,i do study 3days b4 exam

Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too

a school where the best student must always be from poor homes.

a school where most thing taught aren't applicable in real life.

a school based more on theory than practical.

naijaboiy:

Lol,,how this guy sabi me?

you also graduated from uniben ?

naijaboiy:

Still a student there.

ok....i know my list is not complete,what are things that're peculiar to ur sch?

Our Sch the number of mosquito in 1 room can beat the population of china