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Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 1:45pm On Oct 12, 2015
FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities

1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit course is more stressful than 4 credit unit courses.
2. A school where the number of students is 5 times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.

3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls

4. A school where students living in hostels are more spoilt and corrupt than students living off campus.

5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with his galfriend for one semester,when the result comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and they call it love. Shame! grin

6. A school where some students always go to night class with engineering mathematics and end up using it as pillow when sleeping.

7.Welcome to a school where some students that normally go to night class everyday peep in the exam hall more than those students they think that don't know anything.

8.A school where girls preferred dating school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.

9.Welcome to school where "things for sale clothes" are sold more than garri in the market cos that's where many gals base.

10. A school where sex is cheaper than One packet of super pack indomie. That's fact

11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys found around the female hostels everynight is five times the number of students found in school library during exam period. wink

12. A school where no girl is living in the village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See Forming

13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass beautiful ones.

14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be difficult to separate the good ones and the bad ones.

15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......

16 If you want to catch many gals,use indomie and egg. That's true

17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by divinehand2003(m): 1:49pm On Oct 12, 2015
Our educational system in Nigeria is a huge joke. And this joke will produce the comedians we have as leaders tomorrow.
You can't have a country of your dreams when the foundation is corrupt and faulty.
Na only baba God go save us from this quagmire we find ourselves.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 2:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
divinehand2003:
Our educational system in Nigeria is a huge joke. And this joke will produce the comedians we have as leaders tomorrow.
You can't have a country of your dreams when the foundation is corrupt and faulty.
Na only baba God go save us from this quagmire we find ourselves.
so what's the panacea to the deteriorating educational system in nigeria?

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by clockwise(m): 2:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Temmi001: 2:31pm On Oct 12, 2015
Abysmally true.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by TheMainMan: 2:34pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Temmi001: 2:36pm On Oct 12, 2015
TheMainMan:
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Themainman...!
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by TheMainMan: 2:50pm On Oct 12, 2015
Temmi001:
Themainman...!
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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 2:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.
that snapping part is irritating

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by ibagbea: 3:31pm On Oct 12, 2015
Chai
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by inevitableme(m): 3:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
Typical Nigeria university embarassed embarassed

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Seuncoded(f): 3:45pm On Oct 12, 2015
Come and Be superMod

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 4:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
inevitableme:
Typical Nigeria university embarassed embarassed
so nothing more to add ?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 4:14pm On Oct 12, 2015
Seuncoded:
Come and Be superMod
which forum?

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by MosquitoLaps(m): 5:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijaboiy

Nairalanders, please show some love to a brother on his birthday by liking this post for no reason.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 6:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
School where girls that go to night clubs are classy...
#abasha!

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by emmancipated(m): 6:25pm On Oct 12, 2015
Where students would want to cover a whole semester workload just a week to the exam date

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by fabulous660(m): 6:37pm On Oct 12, 2015
lol.. absolutely correct. Great Nigerian Students!!!! grin

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 6:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
MosquitoLaps:
Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijaboiy

Nairalanders, please show some love to a brother on his birthday by liking this post for no reason.
HBD BOSS

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Qu3sT(m): 6:45pm On Oct 12, 2015
No. 6 na me be dat.
Them think say Engineering maths go kill eng boys but we survive.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 6:51pm On Oct 12, 2015
fabulous660:
lol.. absolutely correct. Great Nigerian Students!!!! grin
whats your sch?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 6:54pm On Oct 12, 2015
OlayinkaFawaz:
School where girls that go to night clubs are classy...
#abasha!
ofcourse girls that do go for night clubs are classy

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 6:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
Qu3sT:
No. 6 na me be dat.
Them think say Engineering maths go kill eng boys but we survive.
grin engine drawing,hope say u follow them carry board,t square,meter rule

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 6:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
emmancipated:
Where students would want to cover a whole semester workload just a week to the exam date
every student is guilty of that,i do study 3days b4 exam

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 7:01pm On Oct 12, 2015
MosquitoLaps:
Bros, u no lie o.
I remember wen I bin dey 100 level. chai!
Elective course wey bi 3 unit no dey hard reach my main course wey bi 2,

And why dem no go form gentle? U wan fight for school
omo na early graduation for UNIBEN o.
Ask Naijab oiy

Nairalanders, please show some love to a brother on his birthday by liking this post for no reason.
Lol,,how this guy sabi me? grin

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by iamdotune(m): 7:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 7:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
a school where the best student must always be from poor homes.

a school where most thing taught aren't applicable in real life.

a school based more on theory than practical.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 7:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:

Lol,,how this guy sabi me? grin
you also graduated from uniben ?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 7:14pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
you also graduated from uniben ?
Still a student there. smiley
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Kingsley1000(m): 7:19pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:

Still a student there. smiley
ok....i know my list is not complete,what are things that're peculiar to ur sch?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 7:23pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
ok....i know my list is not complete,what are things that're peculiar to ur sch?
Lol,,im not good at gathering Facts like this. smiley
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by CivilzedTyger(m): 7:30pm On Oct 12, 2015
Our Sch the number of mosquito in 1 room can beat the population of china

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