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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by porrigeyam(m): 1:57am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Bae lemme put my rice inside your pot |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 3:17am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Jonathan2787:and u dont know anything abt fckingfigures. so sad too bad. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 6:28am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Mzdivacious:you are a pro and i will be honoured to fvck a pro and learn in the process |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by suyamasta(m): 6:59am On Oct 12, 2015 |
1. There is a difference between asking for sex and begging for sex! 2. Theres nothing lame about asking a girl for sex (Its a honest expression) 3. By assuming she wants to get down is dangerous but if u ask u know whether she wants it too or not! 4.If u guys are sexually familiar then u can just initiate the process tru body language 5. If its ur first time with her, just politely tell her u wan sex! #Chikena 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by eightsin(m): 7:39am On Oct 12, 2015 |
wat-da-hell... make your move without much thoughts cos u will surely screw up if u hassle too long... she either agree or disagree... the world doesn't end there. |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Igemburg(m): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Well, as for me, I dont have any problem geting a girl to fall for my act. Honouring my invitation to my house is a 50% chance. Then my sweet mouth and my looks kills it all. Also, my machine underneath will make her come back after shez been hard hitted |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:01am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Igemburg:igemburg igemburg finest boi i trust you |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Igemburg(m): 9:30am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Jonathan2787:Naso bro no dull time at all |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tosyne2much(m): 9:43am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Niyiframes:Egbon, if u no want make ogun strike your joystick, no cheat on your wife oooo 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rotswag(m): 9:58am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Daninya11:. Na dis kind people FG nid giv federal appointment. Bros ur name supoz dey minister list jooorr! U badt gon!! 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rixy007(m): 1:13pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Tell her u wan to lick her plate nd she should come for ur banana |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 2:56pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Jonathan2787:wait its been 2 days n ur still on thiskids everywhere...when i come online to chill n see mentions from fools like u.makes me a tad dumber. sad for u tho u could never afford me.im more virtuous than ur future wife now move on nd stop quoting me oponu ode |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 2:57pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
tosyne2much: tosyne2much hahahahaha paddy mi I'm just saying ni oo, nobody too old to learn something new u know... I've always been faithful to my wife since very long time ago tho... right from when I met her till now. ; but Ogun yen ti poju oo pady mi, help me edit am to something more lenient abeg. |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by leCaptain(m): 2:58pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Enegod:I swear you're a clown...lmao |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:01pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Mzdivacious: Yeepa! Oro yen po gan oo maami, e j'ebure iya mi awo olugbebe. |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:10pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Enegod: And interestingly enough, her wicked mom or solja dad is the who shows up to open the door when you pressed the bell. |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 3:12pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Niyiframes:lmaooo alaye e fimile e je ki nbu.ori e o pe..been taking his quotes playfully since.him no wan get sense 2 Likes |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rilwayne001: 3:14pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
predatorX: Bad guy 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Rilwayne001: 3:15pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Missbronze, where ya at? I need your opinion on this |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 3:35pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
predatorX: Baba are u from Hollywood ni? All that stress cos u wan get down with her? I haf dye! As u talk so eh, person go need take leave for work for that day oo 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by NemzySeries(m): 4:23pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
walks into her nude. & say "shall we break d heavens open"? |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 4:41pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Daninya11:Hah So DanIya na u dey teach guys how to fornicate? I will tell your Yarinya |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Enegod(m): 4:51pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Niyiframes:then You are screwed!!! |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 4:56pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Enegod:100% screeeewed Lol. 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by LasoulMacuby(m): 5:24pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
I remember using Chris De Burgh songs to slam so many Azzes |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by glloomy(m): 5:51pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Listen my friend sex is not a joke first part is to make a gal comfortable with you let her trust you let her develop her feelings for you let her fall 4u how is this possible with your behaviour and your real love, Sex is equally important as it builds and boosts a relationship to another stage, But make her comfortable you will yourself understand whether she is convinced or not u dont have to ask it will happen still if you want to ask dont ask directly just praise her about her hairs, lips smile dont praise her private body parts as this can misguide her, slowly steadily things will turn in your favour ask for a small kiss first if she agrees slowly go ahead but not forcefully keep her happy u will ultimately win her love be like a man win her trust sex is enjoyable more wen a gal is mad in love with u and she trust u than sex is passionate try this out its a slow process but surely will lead to success and dont rush give some time tc godbless 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:10pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
This sounds like someone i know . petux: |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:18pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Be easy on the guy now, better to learn than to suffer in silence. NL is a platform for everyone to learn. Mzdivacious: |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 7:46pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Why did you let the kitty out of the bag, the nigga confided in you Kingsley1000: 1 Like |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Mzdivacious(f): 10:01pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
tuk2ato:ok dear..i didnt mean it as an insult like that to him tho oo |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Yungwealth(m): 10:25pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Shoro niyen ? ShutTheFhuckUp: |
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tharaomo(f): 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
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