Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 9:59am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2 for reference purpose you can check out my blog from my signature! I wrote about 60% of those posts off head! |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 9:59am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone:
Just like i have been, I am and am still going to continue equipping myself cos whoever attends LAUTECH and only rely on lecturers as well as la cram la pour! I pity such set of people! Some of them will end up with first class or 2:1 and will end up being unable to prove it! Thanks again! So are you a nutritionist? The pleasure is all mine... I cut across every course of study... Aptly I'm a Researcher..... |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by zaFuhrer(m): 9:59am On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 10:00am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Why am i scoring anyhow today wey goalie? |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:02am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone: hayzed2 for reference purpose you can check out my blog from my signature! I wrote about 60% of those posts off head! I will surely do that when my hands are free... |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 10:02am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
Hope you had a mosquito free night... Just decode n don't blow the trumpet lol i know already |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:03am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone: Why am i scoring anyhow today wey goalie? Gazaliah on indefinite suspension lol... Come n defend yourself |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by zaFuhrer(m): 10:03am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
The pleasure is all mine... I cut across every course of study... Aptly I'm a Researcher..... Lols, later em qo say Abusites too make mouth #babatawa #2el |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by tk4life(m): 10:03am On Oct 15, 2015 |
joy4real1 y u lyk ghost mode lyk diz nau everytime I log in n I c u na ghost mode u dey always dey anyway mrnin n hw u |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:04am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone: Why am i scoring anyhow today wey goalie? |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by seun305: 10:04am On Oct 15, 2015 |
miccoy:
I would appreciate...if you could give an illustration of a valid argument that's not a fact. now u have to slow down, i did jst one philosophy course far back as 2009. read my last comment again. as for ur illustration go back to my comment too. as i will like us to draw the curtain here. thank u |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:05am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Zeeenas:
i know already
I can be unpredictable attimes.. I love doing ordinary things in an extra ordinary ways..... Thank God you remember the last sentence.... Don't blow the trumpet.... lol |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 10:05am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
The pleasures are all mine... I cut across every course of study... Aptly I'm a Researcher..... Researcher thats strange! I offered research as a course sometime in 300/400 and also a bit in 500L and its just disheartening that we barely researched anything! All they taught us were writing proposals, requesting for grants and some other nonsense! The only way it was useful to me was cos for my project i worked alongside four other people on prevalence and pattern of cardiovascular risk factors among 200 secondary school teachers! |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:07am On Oct 15, 2015 |
zaFuhrer:
Lols, later em qo say Abusites too make mouth #babatawa #2el Pardon |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by seun305: 10:07am On Oct 15, 2015 |
zaFuhrer:
1. Prepare Your Mind: First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind that you are leaving home for a regimented life in the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.
2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of Preference (very important ones first):
1. Very Important Ones a. Statement of Result b. School ID Card c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is better than inadequacy) d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please) e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items) NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D above. The copies may be surplus.
2. Important Ones (For your Convenience) a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the stress of ‘borrow-me’) b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will be given two sets but you may not like the quality) c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber tennis shoes (for rainy days) d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp but it will be more expensive) and a permanent marker g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of casual wear i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory) j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for those that sweat) k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your phones, ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc) l. Novels m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp (small one please) n. Your ATM card(s) o. Cooler cup and spoon p. Phone and charger q. Beverages r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I believe you understand me s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please depending on how you spend
3. Go Early: Please, no matter how close the camp might be to your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They will allow you in. Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!
4. Screening: The screening starts at the gate, where your loads are open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs, etc.
5. Registration: The first registration will certainly be for hostel/ bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify with. Then the paper registrations proper follows. try as much as possible to make everything available. Look out for information pasted on walls. Follow instructions strictly.
6. Your Kits: During the registration, you will get all your kits (shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write your Code Number (CN) on them ‘sharp-sharp ” You will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.
7. Duration: You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st day is the day you will be leaving the camp.
8. No Room For Casual Wears: Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you. No room for casual wears. Parade/marching training starts immediately. The soldiers will not give you breathing space at all. You will have the first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that causes their fainting.
9. Morning Regimented Programme: A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions, by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be called out again for the series of programmes lined up for you. Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and you are out again for evening parade. Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself everyday perhaps except on Sunday.
10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your Costs: You may not like the food. You can always go to the Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.
11. Stealing: Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This is ‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.
12. Soldiers: Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey them. although they are not permitted to beat you, however, they can punish you. No walking, its all jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They could be friendly anyway.
13. Allawe: Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle Allowance.
14. Photography: Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to snap you, please be prudent in spending.
15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To Your Place Of Primary Assignment: You will be posted from the camp to where you will work. The place you work in is called your Place of Primary Assignment (PPA). Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90% of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t pay anybody for assistance. Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when Corps Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the shocking or expected postings as you receive your letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s what dey call it.
16. Transportation Out Of Camp: When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the Fellowship in camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA later same day or the following day. Please, when you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on your mind, having been used up in the camp. But please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles to convey you from the camp to their workplaces. Private and some Govt higher education institutions do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at your cost. Commercial transporters will likely be available at the gate too. Be wise.
17. Accommodation At PPA: You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may give you a temporary accommodation pending the time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky if your employer gives you a room. Many of them don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first ‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already going down!
18. Clearance: This is why you don’t have to go home straight. Your registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the Local Govt you will be posted to is important. Failure to complete it before going home is the beginning of your problem. He may begin to have problems with his subsequent monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then you can take permission to go home. Long process! You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few tips will go a long way. 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:08am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Tick tick says the clock, what you have to do make it fast. Computer still on programing people destination. Hope we get our heart desires at the end. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:08am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Marcelinho: Tick tick says the clock, what you have to do make it fast. Computer still on programing people destination. Hope we get our heart desires at the end. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:09am On Oct 15, 2015 |
One the go Marcelinho: Tick tick says the clock, what you have to do make it fast. Computer still on programing people destination. Hope we get our heart desires at the end. |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by seun305: 10:10am On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:10am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Goldenone |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Goldenone |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 10:11am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
Thanks for your time.
On a final note, eat well, take lots of fresh fruits and vegetables.
And always go for regular medical checks.
I love you all
Have a nice day.... Mtchewwwwww! 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:11am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone:
Researcher thats strange! I offered research as a course sometime in 300/400 and also a bit in 500L and its just disheartening that we barely researched anything! All they taught us were writing proposals, requesting for grants and some other nonsense! The only way it was useful to me was cos for my project i worked alongside four other people on prevalence and pattern of cardiovascular risk factors among 200 secondary school teachers! |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Marcelinho: Tick tick says the clock, what you have to do make it fast. Computer still on programing people destination. Hope we get our heart desires at the end. Siddon dere dey deceive ya slf, niggaz av bn deployed alrdy jare, jst yet to see wr d nonsense computer catapult dem... |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 10:13am On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:14am On Oct 15, 2015 |
goldenone:
Researcher thats strange! I offered research as a course sometime in 300/400 and also a bit in 500L and its just disheartening that we barely researched anything! All they taught us were writing proposals, requesting for grants and some other nonsense! The only way it was useful to me was cos for my project i worked alongside four other people on prevalence and pattern of cardiovascular risk factors among 200 secondary school teachers! Wow!!! I love that project Topic.... CVD risk factors... I did something on that early last year or thereabouts... We have modifiable and non modifiable risk factors.. Hope you're well grounded on Cardiovascular Risk Factors now!!! |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:14am On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:15am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
Wow!!! I love that project Topic.... CVD risk factors... I did something on that early last year or thereabouts... We have modifiable and non modifiable risk factors..
Hope you're well grounded on Cardiovascular Risk Factors now!!! |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Olami90: 10:15am On Oct 15, 2015 |
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by hayzed2: 10:16am On Oct 15, 2015 |
chimajii:
Mtchewwwwww! Thanks bro.... My regards to your friend Donpsymon |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:16am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Zeeenas:
it is gud to b dynamic. Just lyk hw lyf is unpredictable |
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Marcelinho(m): 10:17am On Oct 15, 2015 |
hayzed2:
Thanks bro.... My regards to your friend Donpsymon |