sketcherJ:
d andrew liver salt got me it has not been confirmed, some said Nov 6..let's just say it's either late October or early November..by d way I remember u from last year's thread,how are u bro?

Been good o- just enjoying the break!

Were you also an aspirant last year?

chisombenedicta:
They sed nov 6

Aiit,thanks.

Btw,why is this year's thread this dry? . Ours was not all that too but it still was not this dry.

Am tempted to say FTC but mba,No!- I be senior man now,I no be aspirant again

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Leitner:

Been good o- just enjoying the break!

Were you also an aspirant last year?
Aiit,thanks.

Btw,why is this year's thread this dry? . Ours was not all that too but it still was not this dry.

Am tempted to say FTC but mba,No!- I be senior man now,I no be aspirant again

hmmmmm,maybe most of them re working...for ur Mind bah,Ure still a fresher o

chisombenedicta:
hmmmmm,maybe most of them re working...for ur Mind bah,Ure still a fresher o

Working my foot!. Most of them are not working- they just prefer to peep and check if there is any latest news and then logout. It has always been their way. UI and UNIBEN always have the best thread for aspirants every year- love their threads.

I've matriculated,written series of test,loads of exams and passed the notorious MOZ101 with flying colours . With that, I think I'm qualified to be called a stalite and you should show me some respect .

Which course are you coming in for?

Leitner:

Working my foot!. Most of them are not working- they just prefer to peep and check if there is any latest news and then logout. It has always been their way. UI and UNIBEN always have the best thread for aspirants every year- love their threads.

I've matriculated,written series of test,loads of exams and passed the notorious MOZ101 with flying colours . With that, I think I'm qualified to be called a stalite and you should show me some respect .

Which course are you coming in for?

MOZ101 ....accounting

chisombenedicta:
MOZ101 ....accounting

Don't worry- people like you will be the "Material" for next session guys .

Accounting. You've got no probs. Know an accounting guy(part 3) that uses 30% of his time to play video games,another 30% in chasing women and he's still in 2:1. He's kinda brilliant tho.

Umm wait,I've always wanted to ask this question- completing Ican and having a degree in accounting,what's the difference?

Leitner:

Don't worry- people like you will be the "Material" for next session guys .

Accounting. You've got no probs. Know an accounting guy(part 3) that uses 30% of his time to play video games,another 30% in chasing women and he's still in 2:1. He's kinda brilliant tho.

Umm wait,I've always wanted to ask this question- completing Ican and having a degree in accounting,what's the difference?

materials asin txt books,handout or which ....there's a huge difference,buh ion really know.i fink one can go for Ican irrespective of their course,accounting widout ICAN is like soup widout seasoning

Leitner:

Working my foot!. Most of them are not working- they just prefer to peep and check if there is any latest news and then logout. It has always been their way. UI and UNIBEN always have the best thread for aspirants every year- love their threads.

I've matriculated,written series of test,loads of exams and passed the notorious MOZ101 with flying colours . With that, I think I'm qualified to be called a stalite and you should show me some respect .

Which course are you coming in for?

MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo

Leitner:

Working my foot!. Most of them are not working- they just prefer to peep and check if there is any latest news and then logout. It has always been their way. UI and UNIBEN always have the best thread for aspirants every year- love their threads.

I've matriculated,written series of test,loads of exams and passed the notorious MOZ101 with flying colours . With that, I think I'm qualified to be called a stalite and you should show me some respect .

Which course are you coming in for?

MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo

Leitner:

Andrew ko Liver salt ni.

Pls,anyone have an idea when the second list will be out?

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And Dr.Andrew Liver salt

I don't think there is any news yet,save controversial ones;I mean rumour!
But more definitely we are more closer;We gotta relax,get on a treatise, as we await the list!I prognosticate Mid-Nov,but I hope it were earlier by GOD'S Grace.
As it is;
The list has been about 80% ready;
I would have 95% ready if to say 2nd batch alone!
It should only require of OAU ICT to upload;
Merit list sef,are yet to be uploaded!

horeofe:
ntin o o,d thread z just dry

Hmmn!
Letz get on a treatise for the mean time;
BTW;
Rummies please which is more correct; in essay writing?;
A)In as much" B) "Inasmuch" C)Inas much" D)In asmuch"?

michoa:
MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo MOZ 101...bhadest oshomo

I had no choice- it was a compulsory course

JSMMUYIWA:

I don't think there is any news yet,save controversial ones;I mean rumour!
But more definitely we are more closer;We gotta relax,get on a treatise, as we await the list!I prognosticate Mid-Nov,but I hope it were earlier by GOD'S Grace.
As it is;
The list has been about 80% ready;
I would have 95% ready if to say 2nd batch alone!
It should only require of OAU ICT to upload;
Merit list sef,are yet to be uploaded!

Merit list not out? . Thought merit was out nau and 2nd list is what people are currently waiting for.

Anyways,one of you should pls mention when the 2nd list out abeg- want to check for my sister.

chisombenedicta:
materials asin txt books,handout or which ....there's a huge difference,buh ion really know.i fink one can go for Ican irrespective of their course,accounting widout ICAN is like soup widout seasoning

You shall know when you resume next year

So you'd still do ICAN even after your degree?

JSMMUYIWA:
Hmmn! Letz get on a treatise for the mean time; BTW; Rummies please which is more correct; in essay writing?; A)In as much" B) "Inasmuch" C)Inas much" D)In asmuch"?

Any phone with autocorrect will answer the question.

Leitner:

I had no choice- it was a compulsory course
Merit list not out? . Thought merit was out nau and 2nd list is what people are currently waiting for.

Anyways,one of you should pls mention when the 2nd list out abeg- want to check for my sister.

I had meant on the Eportal.
Merit list is yet to be uploaded on the eportal,sure,yeah its there on jamb web.

JSMMUYIWA:

I had meant on the Eportal.
Merit list is yet to be uploaded on the eportal,sure,yeah its there on jamb web.

K, get it.

You also waiting for the 2nd list?

Leitner:
Any phone with autocorrect will answer the question.

Smiles.... Does that answer the question? Baba!C'omon! BTW; What is the difference between; "Even though", " Even","Although" and "Though"?

Leitner:

You shall know when you resume next year

So you'd still do ICAN even after your degree?

lol y not,I myt start in 200lvl....wat course re u studying?

Leitner:
K, get it.
You also waiting for the 2nd list?

NO! But anticipate its release; BTW; What is your sister name?

Leitner:

K, get it.

You also waiting for the 2nd list?

NO!
But anticipate its release;
BTW;
What is your sister course?

chisombenedicta:
lol y not,I myt start in 200lvl....wat course re u studying?

You will read o- know a girl that's also currently doing. She goes for tutorials and study a lot for it.
Medical Rehab.

JSMMUYIWA:

NO!
But anticipate its release;
BTW;
What is your sister course?

Nursing.

Wait,you first asked for my sister's name,didn't you? . Mr.Muyiwa Tread softly

Leitner:

You will read o- know a girl that's also currently doing. She goes for tutorials and study a lot for it.

sure naa...PD taught me how to jack!

Leitner:

You will read o- know a girl that's also currently doing. She goes for tutorials and study a lot for it.
Medical Rehab.
Nursing.

Wait,you first asked for my sister's name,didn't you? . Mr.Muyiwa Tread softly

Why didn't you answer my question systematically?
Why reverse?
Yes I did!
How do u mean?
Tell me nauh?

chisombenedicta:
sure naa...PD taught me how to jack!

And you will teach me how to jack too!Smiles...
U no dey use read or study sef;
U don sabi her termis b DAT!
I hail o!

Leitner:



Anyways,one of you should pls mention when the 2nd list out abeg- want to check for my sister.

Is your sister Kenny by name?
Nice course she has there.

Leitner:

I had no choice- it was a compulsory course
Merit list not out? . Thought merit was out nau and 2nd list is what people are currently waiting for.

Anyways,one of you should pls mention when the 2nd list out abeg- want to check for my sister.

ur sister or u

JSMMUYIWA:

And you will teach me how to jack too!Smiles...
U no dey use read or study sef;
U don sabi her termis b DAT!
I hail o!

Lol....reading get level o,can remember our MTH lecturer telling us to read till our brain start paining us or he will tell us to read for 13hours to remove our mental cobweb...I didn't know the brain av cobweb

chisombenedicta:
sure naa...PD taught me how to jack!

Chisom the Jackometer .

So you did PD?. You got your admission through UME or PD?

JSMMUYIWA:

Why didn't you answer my question systematically?
Why reverse?
Yes I did!
How do u mean?
Tell me nauh?

Never mind. Since you've restructured your post- You've been forgiven,go and sin no more .

Leitner:

Chisom the Jackometer .

So you did PD?. You got your admission through UME or PD?
.

wonder y most pple call me chisom,y not benedicta.....they avnt release our names,it will come Awt wif the 2nd batch hopefully...I didn't do utme

imoscoayo:
ur sister or u

At my age? ,I don dy old small small o .

JSMMUYIWA:

Is your sister Kenny by name?
Nice course she has there.

No,her name is...................
Na me you wan try to dy scope . If you like go start a crusade in sambisa forest,I still won't tell you her name .

chisombenedicta:
wonder y most pple call me chisom,y not benedicta.....they avnt release our names,it will come Awt wif the 2nd batch hopefully...I didn't do utme

Chisom sweet for mouth ; benedicta is too long abeg. Pesin for don cook beans finish before he pronounce that name finish.

You didn't do Utme @ all or you did not do just the PUME?

imoscoayo:
ur sister or u

What is the difference between JAB and K.O? Smiles.....Baba how far you? @Leitner u've gotten a question up here o!

Leitner:

Chisom sweet for mouth ; benedicta is too long abeg. Pesin for don cook beans finish before he pronounce that name finish.

You didn't do Utme @ all or you did not do just the PUME?

Is nor ASif yoruba pple can pronounce it well,they pronounce it as chizom.....I didn't do pume