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I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 2:39am On Oct 10, 2015 |
Many have speculated that (your Somali brother - me), has died because he has not posted in several weeks. This could not be further from the truth. I am currently married and having a good time on vacation. I am waging a holy war (Jihad) on my wifes punnnanii. Your Brother, from a different mother (not an ape), Ajuran 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 2:49am On Oct 10, 2015 |
May the fufu nation live for 10,000 years 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 3:33pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Fulaman198 come Ajuran is back 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
This clown never ceases to amaze me. I think many Nigerians are happy to see you alive Ajuran. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Angelou(m): 6:48pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Another flat skulled buck teeth somali displaying his naivety again :/ |
Re: I Am Still Alive by GuyFawkes: 7:31pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Welcome back Ayanle Easy on your new bride. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:02pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Re: I Am Still Alive by GuyFawkes: 10:20pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Ajuran:Damn. You are wicked Hope you put a bun in her oven? 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:25pm On Oct 10, 2015 |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 8:00am On Oct 11, 2015 |
oh gosh Ajuran, you are still your old incorrigible self. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 8:35am On Oct 12, 2015 |
Congratulations, warya! Here's hoping she's the proper dominatrix you wished for, although apparently not from the sounds of it... 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by absoluteSuccess: 1:55pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Ajuran: God bless, here comes the moving bag of bones! Be gentle on the woman, please. You can always run, There is no escape from Putin. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:32pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: Oh my gosh you just killed me |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: I want a second wife macaanto. This one, pretended to be a dominatrix to get to my heart I can she is a miskeen and not a soldier like I thought she was 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 5:30am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Fulaman198: Howdy there, Fula? How are you? Its not like he's made a secret of it, lol. Well, too bad. Someone needs straighten him out, forreal forreal! |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 5:43am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Ajuran: War adib yeelo. Second wife, kulaha - talking like a divorcee already. But I trust a sister (unless she's one of those niqqabis, I don't *trust/anything* them, really). |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 5:55am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Ajuran: Second wife ko, wife second ni. This man your are still recovering from the injury you sustain from your first wife now going for the second wife 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 5:57am On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: Straighten him out might caused him much damage don't you think so |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 6:08am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Funjosh: Nonsense, you've been lied to. A good, well-deserved straightening out can only correct the crooked. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Funjosh(m): 6:30am On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: Lolz....... Crooked get level, this guy crookedness done pass crook if you understand what I mean. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 6:35am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Funjosh: Yeah. I'd apologize on behalf of our ethnicity, but he's off his rocker and on his own anyhow. |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: ROFL I'm doing well Enlightened, how about yourself? well be careful ROFLLLL. He may ask you to straighten him out with some whips and chains and some feet in his face (said too much). |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 7:37am On Oct 13, 2015 |
Fulaman198: I'm doing great, Fula. My temper's out of whack tho, lol. He'd be stu.pid to, for sure. But let's see if he's gained anything with marriage. 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 8:22pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: Tbh, I'm not sure if Ajuran got married or if this is another game . Why is your temper out of whack? lol |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:55am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Fulaman198: she is on her period 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 1:57am On Oct 14, 2015 |
Fulaman198: Hey, STOP, projecting your foot fetish upon me. WTF 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 5:36pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Ajuran: Haha |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 5:37pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Ajuran: Oh oops |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 10:49pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Well, since you guys are on the subject, I don't get mood swings or whatever with my periods. PMS is like an urban legend to many of us - plenty of us simply don't get it (deal with it), or know exactly WTH it is. I do, however, have a sleeping TEMPER, which I remember mentioning. Still, if you guys'd rather talk periods, I'm game for that too |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Ajuran: 6:34pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: siil laa aaan waa dhibaato 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Nobody: 7:05pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Ajuran: What's disturbing, I mention my temper and come back to y'll discussing my period, lol. @ the above, tho - terribly unimaginable. Gousla'aan kadaliik 1 Like |
Re: I Am Still Alive by Fulaman198(m): 7:42pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
EnlightenedSoul: I didn't mention it, Ajuran my good friend pointed it out. I wasn't so sure what the case was . But now I know. What's causing you not to sleep well? 1 Like |
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