The exit of Lai Mohammed (the great propagandist, the toothful bulldog, and the slayer of PDP) from the stable of APC as the publicity secretary will definitely open way for a more versatile person. Scouting for a replacement won't be an herculian task for the party because the party is in power.

However, the kitchen would be too hot for Olisa Metu, if all he could do was what he did when they were in power: despite the robust budget. Now that he will lean on slim or zero budget, the mess has gotten messier.

Therefore, since we are the leaders of tomorrow and the much anticipated tomorrow is today, our very own: TonyeBarcanista should be considered. He is timely, versatile, objective and above all; a trained liar. If he could be this articulate without being paid, he will do more when stipend is given.

Afterall, playing the opposition is the best politics ever. All you have to do is apportion blames and put your supposed enemies on their toes. PDP, take note, engaging the service of Barcanista will be cost effective and rewarding to the party and the nation at large.

Please this should move to front page!!!!

I no tell you, tonyebarcanista ..

..You promised to remember me in paradise ..

..Goodluck!

Paulpaulpaul:
The exit of Lai Mohammed (the great propagandist, the toothful bulldog, and the slayer of PDP) from the stable of APC as the publicity secretary will definitely open way for a more versatile person. Scouting for a replacement won't be an herculian task for the party because the party is in power.

However, the kitchen would be too hot for Olisa Metu, if all he could do was what he did when they were in power: despite the robust budget. Now that he will lean on slim or zero budget, the mess has gotten messier.

Therefore, since we are the leaders of tomorrow and the much anticipated tomorrow is today, our very own: TonyeBarcanista should be considered. He is timely, versatile, objective and above all; a trained liar. If he could be this articulate without being paid, he will do more when stipend is given.

Afterall, playing the opposition is the best politics ever. All you have to do is apportion blames and put your supposed enemies on their toes. PDP, take note, engaging the service of Barcanista will be cost effective and rewarding to the party and the nation at large.

Who told u barcanista is not paid? The guy collects money every month from meteh! So u no know?

Paulpaulpaul:

Therefore, since we are the leaders of tomorrow and the much anticipated tomorrow is today, our very own: TonyeBarcanista should be considered. He is timely, versatile, objective and above all; a trained liar. If he could be this articulate without being paid, he will do more when stipend is given.

Bros, the bold isn't true na.

I will actually jump in should such a role or anything similar come up. It will be a pleasure boss!!!

MyMouth:

Who told u barcanista is not paid? The guy collects money every month from meteh! So u no know?

Barcanista is not paid. I will inform you when the money start coming.

Ar u tryin to mock my mentor or u ar fr real?cos if u are i wud slay u,
Nairaland take note,tonyebarcanister my mentor.

TonyeBarcanista:

Barcanista is not paid. I will inform you when the money start coming.

TonyeBarcanista:

Barcanista is not paid. I will inform you when the money start coming.

OK! U just confirmed one of the qualities which the op said u have and which is very important in being the publicity secretary of any political party. U are really a highly trained liar! Not an insult ooo! Jus a compliment!

MyMouth:

OK! U just confirmed one of the qualities which the op said u have and which is very important in being the publicity secretary of any political party. U are really a highly trained liar! Not an insult ooo! Jus a compliment!

I no fit laff. Anyway, tonye is a robust critic with grounded research. Talented barcanister the future is certainly bright! Keep it going.

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, the bold isn't true na.

I will actually jump in should such a role or anything similar come up. It will be a pleasure boss!!!

Olisa Metuh will make judgement day come fast enough for you, no play with that man oooo

I don see am craze up close, it was not a pretty sight, na like hurricane LISA

You never hear of how many people he slap on top hin Son no suppose to bring phone come Nig. Turkish sch..

No find that man trouble...

You dey vex person, but i no wan make you disappear.

TonyeBarcanista:

Barcanista is not paid. I will inform you when the money start coming.

You fit swear with Ogun or Sango??

I no gree Bible, God is too merciful, he gives too many long rope, Sango or Ogun na instant judgement?

dunkem21:
I no tell you, tonyebarcanista ..
..You promised to remember me in paradise ..
..Goodluck!

You na my oga @ the top na

modath:



Olisa Metuh will make judgement day come fast enough for you, no play with that man oooo

I don see am craze up close, it was not a pretty sight, na like hurricane LISA

You never hear of how many people he slap on top hin Son no suppose to bring phone come Nig. Turkish sch..

No find that man trouble...

You dey vex person, but i no wan make you disappear.

Abeg leave Chief Metuh make him enjoy himself o.
You fit swear with Ogun or Sango??

modath:
I no gree Bible, God is too merciful, he gives too many long rope, Sango or Ogun na instant judgement?

Believe me, I'm not! This is a public forum! If I'm under PDP's employment I will gladly state it (because there's dignity in labour). It is nothing to be ashamed of...

Honestly, that dude is a boss. If PDP has a 100 other people like him, the next election will put them back into power

TonyeBarcanista:

Abeg leave Chief Metuh make him enjoy himself o.
You fit swear with Ogun or Sango??


Believe me, I'm not! This is a public forum! If I'm under PDP's employment I will gladly state it (because there's dignity in labour). It is nothing to be ashamed of...

Just send them all your post defection analysis & the curses wey dey follow am, Na serious loaded CV..

TonyeBarcanista..


No forget your guyses when you enter office o!!


Political opponent no reach where dem dey share money or drink beer.

OVI75:
Ar u tryin to mock my mentor or u ar fr real?cos if u are i wud slay u,

Nairaland take note,tonyebarcanister my mentor.

And you can't even spell the moniker/username of your "mentor" correctly.

MadCow1:
TonyeBarcanista..


No forget your guyses when you enter office o!!


Political opponent no reach where dem dey share money or drink beer.

Madcow, I go host NLders to a party if I clinch that position man.

TonyeBarcanista:

Madcow, I go host NLders to a party if I clinch that position man.

Guy Man forget Nairalanders...


Me and you, solo waka, Fresh fish peppersoup and beer..


Depending as you take do sef, I fit port come your network..

Barcanista is not a liar.
He is always objective., unbiased sincere when assessing national issues.
He is just a patriot.

otukpo:
Barcanista is not a liar.
He is always objective., unbiased sincere when assessing national issues.
He is just a parrot.

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, the bold isn't true na.

I will actually jump in should such a role or anything similar come up. It will be a pleasure boss!!!

In my own perspective, Yes, you are. You weren't called a cheap liar but a trained one. I'm just being practical. Ability to doctor the truth is one of the qualities of a great propagandist.

OVI75:
Ar u tryin to mock my mentor or u ar fr real?cos if u are i wud slay u,

Nairaland take note,tonyebarcanister my mentor.

I like him and I read virtually all his composites. He is good, unfortunately, he loves fighting lost battles. PDP is gone!

SirWere:
Honestly, that dude is a boss. If PDP has a 100 other people like him, the next election will put them back into power

I tell you

otukpo:
Barcanista is not a liar.
He is always objective., unbiased sincere when assessing national issues.
He is just a patriot.

Another PDP fanatics. You are right though

DaBullIT:
Barcanista you still open another id to use hype yourself?


Hehehehe

See you, corrupt mind. I've been around for some time now if you don't know.