evegran:
THE OP is clearly outta touch with reality and I'm a bit disappointed in myself for reading the whole thing.
Seriously yet the Op doesn't have a picture of his so called physique on display, instead it's a picture of his second hand shoes. Smfh!

u no even fear say hin fit chop u join.

ClassCaptain:
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Meanwhile

U fit read " The Day MTN taught me d lesson of my life

". ... www.nairaland.com/2638248/day-mtn-taught-me-lesson

And

How 2go relationship landed me in Psychiatric home

www.nairaland.com/2645445/how-2go-relationship-landed-me

I take God beg u..if u dey chop pepper ,no read am a beg ..

wait so ur d one dat wrote that "mtn story" I couldn't finish it sha, but I must finish dis one, ur damn hilarious,Wowww after the stress of the day , its just nice to laugh it off with a story as dis, kudos lad ....
Keep it up ....

Henrycom:
cuz of this tori I no go church oooo. still waiting for the completion part cuz of this tori I no go church oooo. still waiting for the completion part cuz of this tori I no go church oooo. still waiting for the completion part

See bad man here oooo. You come dey use op do excuse. I sure sey God never conclude wetin he go do with you.

Op...*kisses* you're talented jare,, don't mind dem haterz.

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MrsAnyanwu:
wait so ur d one dat wrote that "mtn story" I couldn't finish it sha, but I must finish dis one, ur damn hilarious,Wowww after the stress of the day , its just nice to laugh it off with a story as dis, kudos lad ....
Keep it up ....

Thanks

Episode 18 ( The Prophecy )

Ok calm down sir..am just playing with u .seeing dat u are so moody.We are suppose to be happy in d house of d lord "" hehe hehe .. " He said.

I just day look d man.. When he turn Basketmouth or Bovi wey dey crack jokes .. No be your fault. Na wetin carry me come here.

You can now see d pastor... in his office.. .. He said as he beckoned o


At last...I standa slowly and Walked into the pastor Seun office. . I enter meet book for everywhere, i greet am ..The man no greet me.. He just use hand show me chair.. He was a new pastor..No be d one way day church be this during d sex scandal.


.
Well done sir ...
Yes how may i help u
" I am boo
" Osin ..yes av heard about u ..Like i said earlier how may i help u....
..??

Hmmn Sir i have a deep probelm i will like to share with u sir.

Na so i start i start my formulated tori . I tell am about my life . How i take dey knack babes and everything and how i day live a sinful life .

I narrated amidst tears how i met God and received Christ.. and how i am now a new being in Christ.

I jump enter how i still single and how getting a life partner be don day cause me wahala for me all dese days and how Av been praying to God for my own wife. and life partner.



The man just day look me.he no say a single word..me sef day look ,hope say dis man day chop my lies sha.

Episode 19 ( prophecy)

Amid tears * ( so after all my troubles and travail Sir, i went for serious prayer) .I narrate how on the 7th day of prayer, An angel in a white gown appeared to me.how i fell into a trance and d angel showed me a particular member of d church.. I was in a black blazers and had a ring in my hands.


The angel of d lord showed me a member of d church and lo and behold.before God and man .it was. inchinbong,dressed in a flowing white wedding gown.

I now look d angel and ask him " Angel of God. angel of God. what shall your son do with the lady before me verily.

..What did d angel say " The pastor finally spoke for d first time since i entered the office.showing his interest...His face was strong and Bold...

Sir,he told my she was going to be my wife... He told me we are destined to be together. And i caught d blessing. it was So vivid and clear. Pastor, With a great deal of faith.i approached her to Tell her this but she didnt even give me chance to explain instead she slapped me ......

Is it only slap she slapped u ?? The man of God asked
" haa she insulted me too and warned me never to approach her again.

" She should have done worst...

Haha

" yes Mr boo .do u really think u can fool the lord's annointed.

i shock small ,but still managed to pull an answer

"No sir..i dare not lie.. It was shown crystal clear..What God has joined together...
" Get out of my office
" Sir ...
" i said Get out..Why you are really ready to turn new being..Come back for repentance and restitution.

" But sir what happened to the revelation of

...Get out now before i open the gates of hell on you.. ..You agent of the devil.. We heard of your acts here and unless you trurly repent of your act .And what ever plan you have for the girl.Nemesis will catch up with u.

And indeed as he prophesied, nemesis did catch up with me..

Episode 20

I walked out in Shame from the church and Rather than go to class for lectures ,i went back home.. I have never been more disturbed in my life. Church wey she day go wey we think say we fit use enter d parole, dat one no click.

My guy, Methylblack later called me that Two lecturers wey dey take two of our core courses fixed emergency tests that morning and threatened that anybody that was not around would carry over the course..Shior..

i was least bothered about d Tests and the yeye lecturers. after all,one of dem na female lecturer wey i day tear at will...she go help me resolve dat one abeg.


Ichinbong was on my mind throughout the night.. I kept rolling up and down looking for ways to make this babe come and get my " Gbolaga". I couldnt sleep peacefully.

ClassCaptain:
Episode 20
I walked out in Shame from the church and Rather than go to class for lectures ,i went back home.. I have never been more disturbed in my life. Church wey she day go wey we think say we fit use enter d parole, dat one no click.
My guy, Methylblack later called me that Two lecturers wey dey take two of our core courses fixed emergency tests that morning and threatened that anybody that was not around would carry over the course..Shior..
i was least bothered about d Tests and the yeye lecturers. after all,one of dem na female lecturer wey i day tear at will...she go help me resolve dat one abeg.
Ichinbong was on my mind throughout the night.. I kept rolling up and down looking for ways to make this babe come and get my " Gbolaga". I couldnt sleep peacefully.

Waitin for epi 21 guy! Sippin my coke wit epa

the honourable class captain nice work bro keep it coming I dey follow u

Episode 21

By the 5th day, I started reading up..I waka go buy MTN 50 naira card repay my former debt. con borrow MTN 100 naira join.use am buy 10 mb.

I was indoors all through as i had cancelled all form of visits from anyone that day.Not even Missnora way talk say she day come visit me fit make me change my mind..I had to brain storm..I only have two days left.

.And i am too sure these guys would not Extend the time wey dem give me..Because me sef don follow two of them bet this kind thing before and i no give them any time extension as i chop their money, clean mouth.

So we no need go near weda dem go extend time or not.

I was in my room.. Researching " How to meet a girl and make her visit you withnin two days ". Na yeye and unhelpful results Google just day give me.

. i login enter nairaland. Day read charlesnneji bang rules .all him posts and topics from A to Z na hin i read.. I even go create topic "How to make a girl visit you at home..The insult wey i get i no fit forget till date..Shey na d yabbing from friedplantain,vizkiz .or all dese ladies i wan talk. Person wey yab my papa.person wey call me fool ..infact i later regret bringing up dat kind topic sef.

Ichinbong,pls kindly help op out with the concluding part .....
Nice one tho...Waiting patiently

Nice one bro

Episode 22 ( Not a Laughing matter )

I called two of the most matured girls wey i don tear and ask dem wetin dem think say be my weak point and how i fit see any girl no matter how stubborn get.. Both of them surprise for my question but all d advice way dem give me na hin i don try on top ichinbong..haha

Dat same day,i called one of my big Bros .Tosyne2much wey be like my mentor for all dis woman matter and package ,na still same same he give me again. Same,old method wey i don try..

I was so tired and frustrated ..I went to Mama Peter store,bought 5 canned origins and one don simon. maybe if i drink am.. wey i con high small ,something go pop up...

.I drink am reach 3rd origin bottle.Nothing came up oo..No idea whatsover.. Everything for Charles nneji. All dese "10 things to toast a lady.. how to be a gentlrman.. Shior , Na all of dem i don try for this babe. E no work

Shebi na even babe wey give u listening ear all dat one go work for..Ichinbong no even wan see me around her not to talk of See chance speak to am sef.

swaggprofessor:
guy u must b high on expired la casera. Whc type senseless african magic story u copy so??

He is actually high on a combo of expired LA casera and gala

guysis:
He is actually high on a combo of expired LA casera and gala

But talk true u da enjoy the effect of the expired product on the op

op. let me help u out of your writer block cos it seems this story is about to anticlimax. just conclude by saying the girl finally came to visit you at home and came along with other girls you have sampled to give you the beating of your life. very straightforward. hit like if u agree.

GideonG:
We plenty jae

na so makesense

lmm4real:


But talk true u da enjoy the effect of the expired product on the op

What have you learnt from the story so far okoro?

Episode 23 ( The Beginning of the End )


The call from one of d guys wey we bet, Profojah. Con further discourage me sef..The guy just be day use me laugh say i be fool. He kept telling me he knew i could never get d babe to visit me not to talk of tear am. Say people wey strong pass me ,even lecturers don try am,d babe no gree


" Choi ..guy u better day use style gather 40k down before Saturday come oo.Shebi we tell u u no hear.. Better start selling your clothes small small or call your mama for house.. Guys go obtain u if u no get dat money cos kingsley1000 and richommie don plan say na d money dem go use carry their babe go outing this saturday oo.

He admonished seriously to start sourcing for d money..and sincerely i knew i had to start doing that..Friends matter no reach this one cos When i suppose free dem dat time too.i chop d bet money without remembering Friendship .

Well.This has taught me that it is not everything a man will always get. F or d first time in a long while, i knelt down and prayed to God.. i just told him to take control. That was one of my deepest and most sincere prayer i ever prayed in my life.

Really i felt I needed God more than anything now especially after what the Pastor said to me yesterday. Tomorrow i go see if i fit wyne ma parents send me some money and whine some of my other babes dem. Collect money take pay my debt..

I drank the 6th bottle of origin,cooked some indomie and egg and watched the only Christian film on my system ' Gods not dead as i slept off

So u can imagine my surprise,when Ichinbong messaged on whatsapp the next day ". " HI"..

Foolish boy,...

alexistaiwo:
op. let me help u out of your writer block cos it seems this story is about to anticlimax. just conclude by saying the girl finally came to visit you at home and came along with other girls you have sampled to give you the beating of your life. very straightforward. hit like if u agree.

Unlike

Op u better conclude this story this night ohh. I no wan dey laff like mumu for office tommorrow.

hahahhahahahaha!! God is not dead my nigga!

meanwhile,Bastard Fiorentina don dowa my ticket

Bros Nawa to u o,pepper almost enter my throat now now for laff o

richymain:
hahahhahahahaha!!
God is not dead my nigga!


meanwhile,Bastard Fiorentina don dowa my ticket

Lol my ticket still dey on...
Get games every time at => http://afriwap.com/sport-betting-tips

Dats why i said op should MINIMIZE his screen so dat d story go de shorter and will be interesting, he is already contradicting himself; his dudes voluntarily agreed to add up the proceeds (40k) from their gamble and give it to him if he could bleep ICHINA, he didnt reflect anywhere they agreed dat he wil pay 40k if he looses . Well, he try sha for the courage. Next tym dont use 4 months to submit ur Ministerial list, u ll end up submitting Amaechi, Audu & co.

For Episode 2
[/quote]But this time, day seem a little bit skeptical .. Four of my guys ,Kingsley1000,richhommie ,profojah and Yinkss1 even bet 10 000 naira each ,say if i fit get the girl to visit me,con tear am and record am or give any evidence sey na true true...dem go give me the 40k..

Make hin no be like say dem no bet too,Seun and lalasticlala sef follow bet 500 naira each making all together 41 k. .See Easy money abeg !!
[/quote]

Boyooosa:
Dats why i said op should MINIMIZE his screen so dat d story go de shorter and will be interesting, he is already contradicting himself; his dudes voluntarily agreed to add up the proceeds (40k) from their gamble and give it to him if he could bleep ICHINA, he didnt reflect anywhere they agreed dat he wil pay 40k if he looses . Well, he try sha for the courage. Next tym dont use 4 months to submit ur Ministerial list, u ll end up submitting Amaechi, Audu & co.

choi...I actually said bet !!! check again sir

ClassCaptain:


choi...I actually said bet !!! check again sir

Read ur Episode 2 and Type 'Am sorry' 100 times before u preoceed to the next episode.


But this time, day seem a little bit skeptical .. Four of my guys ,Kingsley1000,richhommie ,profojah and Yinkss1 even bet 10 000 naira each ,say if i fit get the girl to visit me,con tear am and record am or give any evidence sey na true true...dem go give me the 40k..

Make hin no be like say dem no bet too,Seun and lalasticlala sef follow bet 500 naira each making all together 41 k. .See Easy money abeg !!

Boyooosa:

Read ur Episode 2 and Type 'Am sorry' 100 times before u preoceed to the next episode.


But this time, day seem a little bit skeptical .. Four of my guys ,Kingsley1000,richhommie ,profojah and Yinkss1 even bet 10 000 naira each ,say if i fit get the girl to visit me,con tear am and record am or give any evidence sey na true true...dem go give me the 40k..

Make hin no be like say dem no bet too,Seun and lalasticlala sef follow bet 500 naira each making all together 41 k. .See Easy money abeg !!

lol. What am saying is that once they bet the money, it automatically means to my own available knowledge.that if I fail to fulfill d terms why day made d bet,I will of course have to pay naw.Anyways thanks