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The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:14am On Oct 19, 2015 |
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray You and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice, chicken and drink which sums up To over N1500... The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for You as Gift.. Una go tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner.. Is that not corruption? Imagine! people are wicked!.. So I've decided, on my wedding day when me and my sweetheart will be dancing, people wont spray us directly, they will be putting the Money on a tray for All eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive Your food as follows: No Money: Pure water and tooth pick N200: White Rice without meat + pure water N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + malt N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself.. No cheating!.. Because some people wey don dey fast for the past 21days go wan use my wedding as an avenue to break their fast!.. I don outsmart una, no Money no food for You.. 2 Likes |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:29am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha....this is exciting!!!! But why inviting those ppol who shudnt be there anyway? ![]() |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:36am On Oct 19, 2015 |
KashyBaby:because if u dnt invite dem dey will still cum |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:43am On Oct 19, 2015 |
opeyemiie: Oohh really? Maybe never set up ur reception in the village...have it in the hotel intead where u can order RSVP ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 12:52am On Oct 19, 2015 |
KashyBaby:u knw hw important sum ppl r bt u dnt really nid dem dey r jst dere |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nicolars(m): 7:17am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Lol... Abi na |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 7:49am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Nicolars:nasoo nw |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 9:07pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
seriously dis is funny |
Re: The Biggest Example Of Corruption by Nobody: 9:48pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
opeyemiie:no money no food #gbam |
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