dannydaniels:
Gosh ......dis stuff got me scared...i pray i never experience dis kinda problem....else ill faint with her there too

As in eh

https://www.nairaland.com/2675308/girlfriend-nearly-died-hands-during#39132240

Who copied who??

idu1:
Am confused






















Women matter don tire me abeg

I no fit study am

me even try study am...I go university go study womanology, I get carry over like 10 times even for dier 1unit course.. so tey university tire for me say I no fit graduate...dem later kon give me certificate of attendance say make I no vex...

misspicy:

i have heard abt things like this,especially from d yeebos,a guy told me a girl's father padlocked her kitty,dat no matter how a guy arouse her he wunt be able to penetrate....that d girl will be begging for sex like this buh,his d!ck cannot enter....lol

Hahahaha roflwkm


Assuming it was ur own kitty-cat that was locked, omo na gobe oooooo

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha roflwkm


Assuming it was ur own kitty-cat that was locked, omo na gobe oooooo

it will make sense ....

O boy na God save you oh. You for don be. Beta run and find a conscious gal. Dem plenty!

HungerBAD:
Are you an undertaker?

You wan bury her before your eyes go clear? God answered your prayers so she don't die in your house, and you are still sticking around?

You just met her. She is not your problem, more over, according to you, it is sex you are after anyway.

Let her go.

And don't even mention love here.

Undertaker

Lovexme:
https://www.nairaland.com/2675308/girlfriend-nearly-died-hands-during#39132240

Who copied who??

This is not fair enough, this guy should have taken permission from me before editing and re-posting my experience. Well, since all I need is some advice from people which I've got tangible ones, then I need not to huzzle for front page. I pray you will never experience such.
Anyways, thanks for editing and re-posting at least I've got some useful advice from your re-post but you should have acknowledged my monicker. God bless bro.

Thryphosa:


This is not fair enough, this guy should have taken permission from me before editing and re-posting my experience. Well, since all I need is some advice from people which I've got tangible ones, then I need not to huzzle for front page. I pray you will never experience such.
Anyways, thanks for editing and re-posting at least I've got some useful advice from your re-post but you should have acknowledged my monicker. God bless bro.

You quoted the wrong moniker, bro.

Lovexme:


You quoted the wrong moniker, bro.

Oh sorry! Thought I quoted the plagiarist.

misspicy:
it will make sense ....

How will you cope without joystick ?

Thryphosa:


Oh sorry! Thought I quoted the plagiarist.

No problemo

Dominiquez:
She is married to a spiritual husband who is very jealous and won't allow any other man have her.

Bros be careful before you use your life do sacrifice for her pussy.

Blessed are those with spiritual eyes for they shalt see danger where others see FUN!!

Her Spiritual Husband dey Jealous

Thryphosa:
Pls I need some pieces of advice from matured minds. I met this young beautiful damsel sometimes two weeks ago. We exchanged phone numbers and we started working things out on phone.....you know what I mean nah, fast forward. Six days ago, she came visiting with a younger girl. We just cracked some jokes together, watched some movies, had lengthy conversation and she left.
Her next visit was 4 days ago, which she came all alone. I was so happy, as I was thinking of visiting her honey pot which didn't happen that day, we did everything except sex as she said she was not ready to give me that day. I had earlier learnt she is having her SIWES programme in that town, and would end it by December, so I need not to put her in a rush, knowing my time would come soon.
She promised to be around again on Saturday. At about 10am, when mopping my living room and doing some chores I heard some knocks on my door, lo and behold she was the one, putting on a white trouser and a pink top looking so attractive and charming.There was no light, so I had to put on the generator. She was watching TV as I quickly rounded up my chores. I was supposed to cook but I did not, I only soaked some corn flakes and we took it together. Door locked, gen still on, and playing sound system. We left for bedroom, started kissing and she willingly allowed me to pull off her trousers. As I wanted to penetrate, she made some sounds which I thought was normal due to the penetration. Before I could even penetrate, she fainted.
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused and afraid. She was as if she was dead, no part of the body was moving, no supply of oxygen, what a strange experience! I have had sex with many girls without such occurrence. I have not even seen such I only heard about it occasionally. I shouted, wailed, cried but she was not moving. My neighbour in the other flat had travelled to Minna on Friday and my place is far from where I could get a transit system.
I thought of what I could do, I couldn't even think, memory blurred. I went straight to the bathroom, brought out a pail of water poured it all over her, began to beat, slap her, praying, confused, blowing air into her ears, pressing her cheeks, doing all what I could do. Suddenly she came to life but couldn't talk. I tried to make her sit or stand she could not, she was weak. I wanted to take her to the hospital, but her body, cloth, undies were soaked with water I poured on her, only her trouser which I pulled off earlier was dry, and besides there was no vehicle at my disposal. I tried to make her sit directly opposite the fan, away from the bed on the rug. She couldn't still move her hands well, tired still, and couldn't talk, couldn't open her mouth. I pressed her cheeks, difficult to open her mouth.
Again she fainted the second time, lying like a dead person. Again, I poured her more water, beat her, did all kind of things, prayed. Again she regained consciousness but couldn't still talk. I pressed her cheeks so hard, she cried. I made her to talk by force. She was weak, I made her to stand with my support. She would want to lose her mind again, but I would slap her and would come back. I made sure I didn't allow her to rest, I engaged her with talk which she was too tired to reply. After sometime, I took her to the bathroom, bath her, didn't allow her to sit, she asked for water but I didn't give her. She told me she was cold I put off the fan. She began to feel conscious and could identify me and talk again.
I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refused saying she was okay. She needed rest, but I didn't allow her to sleep, cos I was afraid she might lose consciousness again. At about 3pm, she has started to feel much better. I was happy to hear she was hungry, I fried plantain, and cooked noodles. She ate so well, and spread her cloth outside to dry. After eating, she was feeling sleepy, I was afraid to allow her sleep. We moved to the living room cos everywhere in the bedroom was soaked with water. She laid on the tiles and slept but I was with her monitoring her, though I knew she was conscious enough. I woke her up at some minutes past 5. She was looking as agile as before. It was just by the Grace of God, I don't know where I would have been. God indeed intervened, despite being a sinner, he heard my supplication and cry.
After she was awake and feeling fine again. I asked about her past similar experience. She later made me to understand that she had a similar experience with her first boyfriend, and even her second boyfriend and that I was the third person. She concluded that the reason is that she's afraid of sex. I don't believe that, I think there's more to it. And I also inquired if she has ever told her parents or elders sisters about that, she said no, that she's always afraid to tell them cos she's only 20 and they would scold her. I instructed her and gave her transport fare to travel home yesterday, Sunday in other to inform her parents, she initially refused but later admitted to do that. She later felt better on that Saturday and left my place at about 6:30pm.
She came around again on Sunday afternoon around 1pm so as to charge her phone with generator cos her phone was down. At about 4:30pm on Sunday we left together for the park. He boarded a vehicle going to her place, the car took off in my presence and later got to her parents at around 6pm on Sunday.
Pls good people of nairaland I need your advice. What do I need to do? What's your take on this? Have you had or heard about a similar experience? What do you think is happening? Pls mod, help me move this to the front page, so that people can advise me. I don't know if she's also a member of nairaland or she comes visiting too. Thanks everyone in anticipation of your advice .

you have to risk it to get the biscuit.

now u gettn me scared... I wee just faint too..

tosyne2much:
How will you cope without joystick ?

I will cope well o,till i marry n tell papa to unlock it

misspicy:

I will cope well o,till i marry n tell papa to unlock it

Dey dia make bra dey wear you


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agohmamuda:
Am I the only one who knows how to identify Ogbanje Spirits?

mr man,,, carry ur two leg run ooo,, clear symptoms of ogbanje.... lolzzz... run!!!!!!!!!!!!

tosyne2much:
Dey dia make bra dey wear you

*Gives her a Bible to swear*
Oyah swear that you have never bleeped before

Emi #teamvirgin...
Dnt start what you cannot finish o

Kingsley1000:
thats unfortunate,i suspect shez epileptic...i suggest u dont have sex with her again,infact find an excuse to break up...so u can avert this murder i envisaged




u can only be in a platonic r/ship with her...dont have sex with her(mak she no die4ur hand)

she ain't epileptic it's just anxiety ... can't really remember the medical term... once had a virgin who behaved same way, as a sharp boy I really doubted her buh after close observation I saw she wasn't faking the fast and racy heartbeat..

this guy must have noticed it too but ignored it based on focus on d task of b*nging lols.
I suggest the guy takes her to a psychologist or a counsellor. (she ain't mad o). the problem is in her head that's why she is having the panic attacks..

I solved my own ex's case by a lot of talk over a long period and put her in control of the whole ish...plus some alcohol entered her system shaaa.

but Am 100% sure it's not epilepsy...

misspicy:
Emi #teamvirgin...
Dnt start what you cannot finish o

Virgin ke ?

Hmmmm

tosyne2much:
Virgin ke ?

Hmmmm

Thryphosa:
Pls I need some
I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refuseve this to the front page, so that people can advise me. I don't know if she's also a member of nairaland or she comes visiting too. Thanks everyone in anticipation of your advice .

Chief, call that young girl and tell her to go and see a cardiologist. Her problem is actually a serious one - a heart problem called neurocardiogenic syncope. everytime she gets excited, her heart beat goes off rhythm and shuts down but starts again and she wakes up when blood flow is restored to the brain. I dated a girl with the same problem so I'm telling you from experience. She needs medical intervention asap before it gets worse. Unless she gets a pacemaker, her sexual health/life is screwed depending on the actual trigger of her syncope.

Thank God and repent from your ways bruh. Lol

Big thanks to all of you on Nairaland for your advice. I hope you all had great moments at work? I have learnt my lessons but I thank God not behind bars/confinement.

The best friends are Nairalanders, if I had confided in a friend or colleague at work, the whole secret could have been blown open to the public and by now became a laughing stock. You guys rock!
And for those who threw abusive words at me, mocked, or made jests of the issue. I say thank you and pray you will never be a victim.

And more importantly, I thank God for His mercies and loving kindness, and I pray earnestly for His forgiveness. With the help of God, I will do the needful and settle down soon.

Thanks and God Bless. Thryphosa.

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Sure, she is an obanje with a mission to bring a soul along with her to their kingdom. to say u no pray, U for don see urself for the other kingdom. God save u. men deseaseee from premarital sex ooooooooo

all dose one she dey do na scam. If u put better prick wey strong well like 2days eba wey don cold for her toto...She go wake by force.

Kingsley1000:
thats unfortunate,i suspect shez epileptic...i suggest u dont have sex with her again,infact find an excuse to break up...so u can avert this murder i envisaged




u can only be in a platonic r/ship with her...dont have sex with her(mak she no die4ur hand)

Its more like brain seizure since she cried out its a brain freeze due to brain tumour similar to brain cancer kno a girl who is affected it freezes all their organs its painful tho

Sometimes am always happy how my health is

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