Errm, I should prolly add this! Y'all won't see anything this morning! The postings would start coming in around afternoon or even 2mao morning! So relax and don't get yourself tensed up! All is well!

Owliver:
Looolz. una try walahi. i was like whaaaatttttt

God bless u for acknowledging dat
So u guys shld all be on standby to guide us as soon as d CUL dey show...lol


Dexcira....u sef com see o.

Hope dem no suspend u

ademasta:

Only ladies with big big yanshes on this thread alone can cause catastrophe... And that is what we call catastrophic failure in engine design! A kinda failure the happens without prior notice!

Kikikikikikiki....

Service failure

Live overload

No factor of safety can provide for that

KingJB:


you might not be posted to any SITE you chose. The choices are for survey purposes

I saw it

eyah...so dem use ur choice for survey

donasere:


Dem plenty ooooo!!

Awon lifeisgud atii faithluv!

Hehehe.... Especially that kerigirl(keribaby), mobi18, blessedgurl and my beautiful harinholar...their backs(Ukwu) no be here o! Na die o!! If any of those ladies shakes yansh, omo na to dey fall off bridge one by one o... Cos all the supporting forces holding up the bridge wud wearout in no time!

KingJB:

Done did it

DonPsymon:



I no know for you na

★★★ See hin potbelly..

Omo sokoto

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

KingJB:


Kikikikikikiki....

Service failure

Live overload

No factor of safety can provide for that

Hehehe.... Especially that kerigirl(keribaby), mobi18, blessedgurl and my beautiful harinholar...their backs(Ukwu) no be here o! Na die o!! If any of those ladies shakes yansh, omo na to dey fall off bridge one by one o... Cos all the supporting forces holding up the bridge wud wearout in no time!

itoski:

One man say ur DG need hold Press conference to tell dem Y keribaby go Akwa Ibom and Donpsymon was giving Maiduguri cos he told me I should be his maid

Lol baba





I the give you Borno you the vex


Na Yobe you go fes get... When you try redeploy... You go end for Adamawa

DonPsymon:



Don't mind them


Slow mofos


They prolly upload it by 8am

No be government agency? I sabi their ways. It's possible they're still sweeping the computer room or the IT guy is stuck in traffic somewhere around AYA.

This thing na from 9am e fit start. If it starts today

goldenone:
U beta start preparing cos na d same platoon we go dey!

Emi ati e ko
.....
Na u and Keribaby dey go there

And That's How Some Pepz Has been Axed for today!! #LakaWhy NL Admin

DonPsymon:



No worry


When you enter Borno you go know how fa...


You go begin fear public gathering

Boss DAT go be double wahala for dem ooo....because dem Neva fit deal wit DAT Mr Shekau finish not to tall of itoski

donasere:



Lol!!!

Nigerians don't think that way.....



Ehn keribaby's prophet bin stamp dat haywire list na.....


And elmisti carry d list go do the needful!



Plus dg was here doing the needful
Apparently he has a deal with s'eun.

That awkward moment when I share this post after we've seen our states of deployment

abeg make nobody complain say this thread full...... na ur papa get nairaland........

reflections:


Baba, na u dey go dat place

no wahala, as long as you're there too as a drinking mate.

ademasta:

Hehehe.... Especially that kerigirl(keribaby), mobi18, blessedgurl and my beautiful harinholar...their backs(Ukwu) no be here o! Na die o!! If any of those ladies shakes yansh, omo na to dey fall off bridge one by one o... Cos all the supporting forces holding up the bridge wud wearout in no time!

U don dey forget awon goodyboo ati goldenone awon badt ukwu!

Mehn I be number 1 for that list ooo, It means I'll get my first choice and it'll be in stream 1

itoski:

Ur case is special...That's y I go call wazobia yarn dem d koko by 12pm...

DonPsymon:



That awkward moment when I share this post after we've seen our states of deployment

Lol

No worry na smile and laughter get us!!

mistabiola:



★★★ See hin potbelly..

Omo sokoto

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Bet why


I no get pot belly na


*draws closer*


This 1 wey you be the second person wey don tell me say na Sokoto dem throw me go


Lemme do small prayer... So that it'll change o

mistabiola:



★★★ See hin potbelly..

Omo sokoto

★★★~ ©Mistabiola®

Werey boy, where u go since nah


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DonPsymon:



Lol baba





I the give you Borno you the vex


Na Yobe you go fes get... When you try redeploy... You go end for Adamawa

My name no fit pop out from there....The NORTH knows well to reject me....Mistabiola can confirm

theSpark:


No be government agency? I sabi their ways. It's possible they're still sweeping the computer room or the IT guy is stuck in traffic somewhere around AYA.

This thing na from 9am e fit start. If it starts today

Bet they uploaded the reg link around 8am


Them no even get human sympathy

itoski:

Boss DAT go be double wahala for dem ooo....because dem Neva fit deal wit DAT Mr Shekau finish not to tall of itoski

I said it!


I knew you're a terrorist


Bet that's none of ma bizness

Who else is following @nysc_ng on twitter?

itoski:


eyah...so dem use ur choice for survey

Lol....

I can see you in awka

You and your mouth

donasere:

U don dey forget awon goodyboo ati goldenone awon badt ukwu!

WTF! So you have assessed them? U bad gan o

donasere:



Lol
No worry na smile and laughter get us!!

I see it too....

*excuses himself*

Lemme check dashboard

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THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF UPLOADING ALL CUL ON PORTAL IS RIGHT NOW ON D COMPUTER...

FASTEN UNA SEAT BELT


SEE AS PRAYERS DEY FLOW

Where's elmisti, I need 5 wraps of chocolate flavoured sh1t

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