Jadonjack:


i go understand if orisa tell me he's madly hungry ni

It is either you are ekeji orisa or someone whey no send.

how would you know orisa is hungry or not?

Are they stil speaking typical Yoruba the tongue our ancestors.

absoluteSuccess:


It is either you are ekeji orisa or someone whey no send.

how would you know orisa is hungry or not?

Are they stil speaking typical Yoruba the tongue our ancestors.

Bros, which one b ur own nah.. Haha! Den snd yu 2 me Abi na yu b d orisha wey I chop Im food Fimilorun sile ooo. Lol

chalantmike:
well the sacrifice is not gonna consume itself, the law of nature is give and take, considering yhu were in need, the universe provided by taking from another person, yhu are self.
The spirit must like yhu be that, abi na god.

Thanks man

Jadonjack:


Bros, which one b ur own nah.. Haha! Den snd yu 2 me Abi na yu b d orisha wey I chop Im food Fimilorun sile ooo. Lol

You must pay for the food, in cash or kind. MTN or Etisalat, N2,500 for propitiation.

I couldnt sleep for just 20 minutes yesternight talking with orisa oshodi whose food you ate.

You have to make peace with the orisa. They said you must produce 50k or else.

absoluteSuccess:
You must pay for the food, in cash or kind. MTN or Etisalat, N2,500 for propitiation.

I couldnt sleep for just 20 minutes yesternight talking with orisa oshodi whose food you ate.

You have to make peace with the orisa. They said you must produce 50k or else.

Ah! Maka why!! Bros whish levl nah, e nor good ooo.... Abi, if I gt evn 1k, she I go chop god's food

Do you have a girlfriend? if yes, give her to orisa for a wife, if not then you take her place and become babalosha or babarosa (hmn i know you like that). If you can eat food of the gods, then you have the almighty apepitite.

absoluteSuccess:
Do you have a girlfriend? if yes, give her to orisa for a wife, if not then you take her place and become babalosha or babarosa (hmn i know you like that). If you can eat food of the gods, then you have the almighty apepitite.

Walai, yu b original thief, yu wan join me dey shagg ma wife Lazy thief!!! Lol

Jadonjack:


Walai, yu b original thief, yu wan join me dey shagg ma wife Lazy thief!!! Lol

What an audacity, you are calling a chief a thief?

Do you know who I be? You never sea chum~chin.

absoluteSuccess:
What an audacity, yot are calling a chief a thief? Do you know who I be? You never sea chum~chin.>:

Ah!! Orisha maa binu ooo. Omo kekere lon seh mi

Jadonjack:

Ah!! Orisha maa binu ooo. Omo kekere lon seh mi

Wo, maa ba ire fa big deal,
igbatinba finish pelu ire, ire awa maakorin:
'babalawo mowa bebe, alugbenren!'

absoluteSuccess:


Wo, maa ba ire fa big deal,

igbatinba finish pelu ire, ire awa maakorin:

'babalawo mowa bebe, alugbenren!'

Lol

This is the most funniest stuff have read on nairaland.No shaking bro.

guy na your meal of transformation be that oh!!! you don turn god!!!

Jadonjack, are you still alive?

I cant even remember the number of times i av eaten ebo while growing up.we always search for them especially when it comes with money bonus,coins for dem boys to buy ajepass and ekana gawon.bros notin do u jor,u just uncovered one of the greatest myth ever without knowing.from now on u will see that all those things means nothing.its just superstition taken to far.ebo is nothing but the way old ancestors to give help to those rejected by the society(sara in a way).welcome on board;-)

bigfrancis21:
Jadonjack, are you still alive?

Lol.. I'm still alive oooo.. Alive and strong

hpk:
guy na your meal of transformation be that oh!!! you don turn god!!!

Lol.. Indeed

beejaay:
I cant even remember the number of times i av eaten ebo while growing up.we always search for them especially when it comes with money bonus,coins for dem boys to buy ajepass and ekana gawon.bros notin do u jor,u just uncovered one of the greatest myth ever without knowing.from now on u will see that all those things means nothing.its just superstition taken to far.ebo is nothing but the way old ancestors to give help to those rejected by the society(sara in a way).welcome on board;-)

Yaaa!! Thank God I'm not alone

nwaanambra1:
the gods accepted the sacrifice thru you.

sacrifices ARE MEANT TO BE CONSUMED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DIRE NEED OF THE OBJECT OF THE SACRIFICE IN ORDER FOR THE SUBSTANCE OF THE SACRIFICE TO BE ACCEPTED BY THE GODS!

ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED TO CONSUME SACRIFICES ARE THE MAD, THE SICK, THE VERY HUNGRY, THE HOMELESS, THE ABANDONED ONES, THE LOW OF THE SOCIETY AND PEEPS LIKE DAT.

based on the state u r in at that particular point in time, u r qualified to consume any sacrifice. so no offense is committed.

in our place we will say "udene anagolu aja!" meaning the sacrifice has been accepted by the vultures!

so relax! no shaking!

Please if you know an original native doctor or secret occult for wealth. Please I'm looking for the ones who won't ask me for money to join as I'm completely broke but I can sacrifice anything that they want from me. Please DM me if you know of anyone at all even in Ghana Benin republic

MrPresident1:


You will become a vulture or maybe you were a vulture in your past life. Btw, are you bald headed?

Please if you know an original native doctor or secret occult for wealth. Please I'm looking for the ones who won't ask me for money to join as I'm completely broke but I can sacrifice anything that they want from me. Please DM me if you know of anyone at all even in Ghana Benin republic

absoluteSuccess:
When you are ready, go put the ebo back to crossroad with due commission for the gods.

Please if you know an original native doctor or secret occult for wealth. Please I'm looking for the ones who won't ask me for money to join as I'm completely broke but I can sacrifice anything that they want from me. Please DM me if you know of anyone at all even in Ghana Benin republic

beejaay:
I cant even remember the number of times i av eaten ebo while growing up.we always search for them especially when it comes with money bonus,coins for dem boys to buy ajepass and ekana gawon.bros notin do u jor,u just uncovered one of the greatest myth ever without knowing.from now on u will see that all those things means nothing.its just superstition taken to far.ebo is nothing but the way old ancestors to give help to those rejected by the society(sara in a way).welcome on board;-)

Please if you know an original native doctor or secret occult for wealth. Please I'm looking for the ones who won't ask me for money to join as I'm completely broke but I can sacrifice anything that they want from me. Please DM me if you know of anyone at all even in Ghana Benin republic

Stonecoldstare1:

Please if you know an original native doctor or secret occult for wealth. Please I'm looking for the ones who won't ask me for money to join as I'm completely broke but I can sacrifice anything that they want from me. Please DM me if you know of anyone at all even in Ghana Benin republic

God will make a way for you.

Wait on Him.

Juju will only give you something created by juju, but God will give you from what He has created, wealth inclusive.

I pray you have the desires of your heart without compromising standard morality.

Olorun Oba= Onibu ore (One with an ocean of blessings). I don't know any juju man that can boast of this quality, and I don't know if there's any juju-sponsored wealthy man on Forbes.

Ogun lo lojokan iponju, Ori eni lo lojo gbogbo.