donTbone:

You a graduate of Elect Elect or u just took interest in it?

donTbone:

Oya! say a big shout out to all guys that has ever changed deflated tyre before!

Eyekandi:


.... So I just wanna uhmm, you know, send a huge shout out to all dem guys who change deflated tyres... it aint easy to jack that thing up and down .. Phew..

You guys are really what you are.. Tubeless Guys

How's that?

Blazinraj01:
Nope, I took interest. I studied Accounting

donTbone:

Hmmmmm...you started well and ended awwww!
Issorite!

Eyekandi:


sorry

falconey:

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PunkyVeer:


Lol, we were kids! Kids then were still kids, unlike today's kids. The only thing I believe most of us knew about sex, was from watching dogs having sex. We leered & cheered at THAT instead

donTbone:

Oya repeat the shoutout again! but pretend to be normal this time o!

donTbone:

Eyekandi:


I wanna send my shout out to all the guys out there who have ever changed a deflated tyre, that stuff is hard,,, much love guys...

x6blade:
you be live wire

Blazinraj01:

ikombe:
This wan na pure man

donTbone:


Oya come gimme a hug! that's sweet mehn

donTbone:


Should I believe that or not?
Like, that's for real?

Eyekandi:


Hugss.....

Blazinraj01:
For real. I know it is hard to believe

MadCow1:



Kini Big deal.

5 Feminine chores I did as a child

1. COOK:: Yeah.. I cooked the shiit out of dishes. Soups, beans, jollof rice, etc. I was so good I became the official Cook of the house. My friend had to undergo surgery for overfeeding to unblock his intestine after eating my 4 plates of my legendary beans in one sitting.

2. GOING TO THE MARKET: Yep! I was that cute fineass young man in the market with a shopping list pricing Okazi, Egusi, meat, e.t.c. That shiit upped my negotiation skills to a high level and that has come in handy in my current career in Contracts and Procurement.

3. Baby Sitting: For Shizzle.. It didn't help that I am senior to my brother and my youngest sister by atleast twenty years. Yeah!! I was with my mum when she went into labour for their cuteasses. Funny story. But yeah.. I had to bottle feed them, burp them, change their diapers, give them their bathes sometimes, carry them till they fell asleep at night and baby sit them on many occasions.

4. Housekeeping: Mmhmm.. Sweep, mop, dust, arrange, e.t.c.. Did all that shiit.

5. Laundry.: Yeah. I did that too. Hated it but hells, I did it.






pffft.

misspicy:
In a Nigerian family setting,every child is mandated to do chores to keep the house clean and sparkling so things can move smoothly,some chores are classified as feminine while some are for the masculine gender to do,but in a situation where only a gender dominate in a family the children are forced to do all the chores whether feminine or masculine...

Below are 5 masculine chores i did as a female child

1) car washing : washing of cars is seen as a male duty but i did it though am a female,because we had no male adult except dad..inshort i bet no guy on nairaland can wash car inside out as well as i can

2) clearing of compound : this is weeding of grasses especially during rainy season so everywhere can look clean....this is a chores i do every last saturday of the month,inshort i don't think any nairaland guy can handle hoe and cutlass like me

3) slaughtering of livestock : slaughtering of sunday chicken is a regular routine for me,now imagine me killing the christmas goat ...though this is a masculine chore,i bet some nairaland guys are afraid of catfish which i slaughter for dinner pepper soup everyday

4) jeans washing : you all know how stubborn jeans trousers and skirts are,i remember how i do scrub dad's jeans every laundarying saturday....



5) shoe polishing : shoe polishing is a chore i will not forget in a hurry,my dad's black and brown shoes always got a shine every morning,most times i tell friends about this,they have this suprised look on their faces ...i know the best brand of polish for shoes but am not gonna tell you all

So guys,what are the feminine chores you did while growing up or are still doing,ladies lets see masculine chores you all did too....leggo

misspicy:
In a Nigerian family setting,every child is mandated to do chores to keep the house clean and sparkling so things can move smoothly,some chores are classified as feminine while some are for the masculine gender to do,but in a situation where only a gender dominate in a family the children are forced to do all the chores whether feminine or masculine...

Below are 5 masculine chores i did as a female child

1) car washing : washing of cars is seen as a male duty but i did it though am a female,because we had no male adult except dad..inshort i bet no guy on nairaland can wash car inside out as well as i can

2) clearing of compound : this is weeding of grasses especially during rainy season so everywhere can look clean....this is a chores i do every last saturday of the month,inshort i don't think any nairaland guy can handle hoe and cutlass like me

3) slaughtering of livestock : slaughtering of sunday chicken is a regular routine for me,now imagine me killing the christmas goat ...though this is a masculine chore,i bet some nairaland guys are afraid of catfish which i slaughter for dinner pepper soup everyday

4) jeans washing : you all know how stubborn jeans trousers and skirts are,i remember how i do scrub dad's jeans every laundarying saturday....



5) shoe polishing : shoe polishing is a chore i will not forget in a hurry,my dad's black and brown shoes always got a shine every morning,most times i tell friends about this,they have this suprised look on their faces ...i know the best brand of polish for shoes but am not gonna tell you all

So guys,what are the feminine chores you did while growing up or are still doing,ladies lets see masculine chores you all did too....leggo

donTbone:

oh!
That's so lovely!

That awkward moment when you were "dream acting" kisses
and hugs with your pillow/teddy bear...and mum just walked into the room and dashed
you a hot slap!

donTbone:

If u still never tap light illegally for electric pole, u still a learner faa!

JustTara:
Gbam! Learnt that one in school in February, saves me both money and fuel.

donTbone:

Buhari will soon catch you!
Better you start paying that electricity tariff now!