Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

Buy puff puff and nutri-c pour inside a drum of water and also put ice block.

Wike is a goner

As PDP senator's kept quiet when Chibuike
Amaechi was in their midst.... So shall your
enemies keep quiet when it's your turn to
shine.....

Send me 1k airtime

francoray:
Buy puff puff and nutri-c pour inside a drum of water and also put ice block.

Wike is a goner

As PDP senator's kept quiet when Chibuike
Amaechi was in their midst.... So shall your
enemies keep quiet when it's your turn to
shine.....

Wicked

A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

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@saint Bonnie and Somebodylovesme and the other two people i cant identify, thank you all so much for the token of love, it will do alot for me today, may your pockets never run dry[/size]
God bless you plenty
i will have the best birthday ever, thanks


if you got nothing reasonable to say, just pass. . .
. . . .God bless

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Sambarry, you expertise is needed here ooo

Buy cabin biscuit and groundnuts. At least, if you chop 6 sticks without water e go hol you well well. Plus change go remain sef

...Happy Birthday in advance.

LOLzz. . . OK

Swissheart:
...Happy Birthday in advance.

thanks

@judgementhammer, nice1 you right though with little extra money, your evaluation is true but i dont wanna do this like other years, we have been cooking such kinda meals. This time i just wanna geraofthehouse, you know wah am saying? wanna mark it in the house sha. Thanks man

Op look for a fast food joint or a nice Restaurants were they sale joff/fried rice @the rate of 250 or 300n then add malt nd water to it with that u guys can make use of that 1k
or
take her to beer join that also have viewing center where u can both watch ball together were u can get pepper soup for 300k add malt or one beer bottle it. 1k can cover for u guys if u see a place like that. But let it be toward in the evening.
Wullp hbd in advice

BuY 500 weed n 2 bottles of coke. U done

Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

meeehn, dats way beyond my 1k budget o. Thanks anyways.


@ojun50, thanks alot

ViNeHaNds:


meeehn, dats way beyond my 1k budget o. Thanks anyways.


@ojun50, thanks alot

I thought you said 2K. If it is only 1k then you can fry plantain and sauce with chilled drinks and watch interesting movies at home.

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

uhn.

Do you really have to celebrate this birthday? Don't dabble into something that will make you a laughing stock among your peers. Youths these days are not nice at all. You can take your girlfriend somewhere nice and different.

Happy birthday in advance

Just get a bag of cold pure water and family cabin biscuite and enjoy your life to the fullest, afterall is every year things, you can do better next year.

Oga put your money for pocket and continue the hustle for now........time will come

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1k will that be possible

Anyway, it all depends on the number of people you are catering for....

Okay... I just read... And I understand now...

Take her to An eatery, let Ac blow your head buy her 2meat pie's and a drink! if she asks why you aren't drinking or taking anything tell her you are diabetic! Ensure you eat well before you leave home ooo

Or better still, go to Musa's place, order suya worth 700-800 naira, buy her malt, and help her eat the onions. She'll understand! MAKE SURE YOU GO IN THE NIGHT!!!

1.Buy 1 pack of Lollipop...
2.Summon. All d available kids around ur hood...
3. tell dem to sing for you
4.Distribute d lollipop
5.Use d remaining change to snap pictures
6.Keep 100 naira change incase d need arises...


AH NO TRY?

1.Buy 3 types of foster Clark to get a very nice juice=180
2.buy pure water ice block 2=10
3.buy additional 2 pure water=10
4.get a very nice jug
5.pour d foster Clark inside the jug
6.now add your ice block and pure water
7.stir very well to get desired result
8.get a very nice 2 glasses of wine glass cups
9.rush to the nearest shop a get 2 egg roll=140
10.go to chemist buy gold circle=50
11.now call your bae to your place
12.close all curtains
13.turn the home theater and play Marvin gaye tracks
14.when she finally arrives bring out the jug of juice
15.put the egg rolls in a very nice plate and along with the wine glasses
16.Now enjoy your birthday
17.FYI: if you cant get foster Clark u can go for chilled kunu or zobo
Thank me later

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.
1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date
2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.
Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300
3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140
4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt
5. Keep the N10 as savings
Thank me later.

I swear you deserve to be minister for finance kai see planning from experience. People like you na bad market

Even arsene Wenger will be proud of you

I hail oh

Gizdodo

hello

Happy Birthday in Advance bro may the All Sufficient God provide for all ur needs according to his riches in glory, and by this time next year i pray u will have in abundance and may u live long to be a testimony to others.

jst put in ur pocket,, heads up n keep smiling till u hv something beta 2 do with it

Jeeeeeez! Abeg, did u sturdy Economics or you are from Ijebu?

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Buy alomo,
You and your friends will kiss it till it is finished.