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How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:49am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Its no News any Longer that whenever you ask a Lady what Qualities she Wants in her Man you'll here Different almost impossible Crap and the Most annoying one, "Must be Funny or have a Good sense of Humour" they want a Funny Dude but will hate you Forever when you Make Jokes with them I remember Jokingly telling Kate she was ugly in a Picture I took with her in 2003. Guess wah? She Never talked to me again since then until Yesterday when I got a Wedding invitation and Clearly written at the Base of the I,V in Kate's Handwriting Was 'The Ugly girl is getting married' I was Just Confused cos it was a Honest joke. Before I forget the reason I created this Thread lemme go straight to it In 2004, I met Amaka in Awka. She was Pretty and in my Department. I was Madly in love but did know how to approach her so I Asked a Female Coz of Mine and she listed everything Females wanted in a man without Excluding that one I now Detest I Bulked up, Approached and we became Friends and yes! I was Funny as Hell. I made sure she always Laughed whenever we where together and we shared lotta Secrets together too. I thought all was going well for me and After 8months, Decided to come Straight!! That day, I professed my Love and Read Poems I had composed for weeks to her and Ended it with 'I Love you Amaka'. All through the Period I did all this, she was Just looking At me and Smiling Sheepishly and After I was done, she Broke into Fits of Laughter and started Clapping Next thing I heard was , 'Joe, you're Such a Clown and in fact,you should be in the theatre Arts Dept. Stop wasting Your talents on Science that's never Appreciated Then she hugged me and Said she was gonna Book a Spot for me to Perform on the Upcoming SUG nite cos she Can't be the only one Enjoying my Comic 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by falconey(m): 11:51am On Oct 24, 2015 |
frontpage please |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by GraveOwner: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2015 |
wtf? |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2015 |
You really are funny
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Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:55am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Tallesty1(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Never tell a woman she's ugly. She will never forgive nor forget. Be funny but don't be silly 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by falconey(m): 11:56am On Oct 24, 2015 |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by wilybebsy(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Same shiit happenz 2 me last year |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:01pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Lalasticlala |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Seculent: 12:13pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
This guy na old man o. |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Ragner(m): 12:20pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Lalasticlala farano come and Read woh! |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:21pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Seculent: What do you mean? |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Donlino(m): 12:22pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Tallesty1: So if I see an ugly banshee I should still tell her she's beautiful ba .....it's not possible, I must talk! |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Mumuuu: 12:23pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:25pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
U used ur own hand to buy the chain with which Amaka used to hook you in the friendzone! If they need funny guys...they should buy nite of thousand laughs cds |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:26pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:Old man! By the time u told amaka u loved her, my dad was still a Bachelor! That is if it aint fiction... |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
RobinHez: 1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 12:30pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
RobinHez: 1994? Lol....Not Fictious...The Dates are Tho |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Simplyunique: 12:32pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
I no fit laff oo |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 12:35pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
seriously,but dont crack expensive jokes like calling someone ugly Slimzjoe:
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Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Ragner(m): 12:49pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
MoonChildng: Didn't you read Twas a Joke? |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by RobinHez(m): 12:50pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Slimzjoe:Better! |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by tosyne2much(m): 1:03pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
1994 ke ? Wey I still dey pry one then |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by MoonChildng: 1:06pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Ragner: you want my attention ? Now you have it
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Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by hahn(m): 1:11pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Slimzjoe: @bolded, op you waited too long. After 1 week would have been better. |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
hahn: It was My first time Man....i Taught I was waiting for the Right time |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:14pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
tosyne2much: |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by Slimzjoe(m): 1:15pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
MoonChildng: You Go Like Quarrel Remove that Trash Advert from my thread before I do it for you |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by wristbangle: 1:20pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Slimzjoe: |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by lacasera14(m): 1:21pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
Well..... |
Re: How I Stopped Being Funny by sanbells(f): 1:26pm On Oct 24, 2015 |
You really are a clown. The bae was right. Stop wasting ur talent abeg |
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