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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dayo23(f): 10:50am On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:

Enlighten me, what should be discussed?
If this same thread is minimised of all the political talks and whatever, you people will still say it is boring.
This is just something we try to do to while away the time and reduce boredom. I don't want to login after 3 days and meet the page on thesame page.
Just try and contribute and have fun.
And if you have any alternative idea, kindly bring it on board.
Btw, no news is out yet about our batch!
#onelove
don't mind the guy, like he has something tangible to contribute. He expect members to be feeding him with fake infos and lies.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by mjblinks(f): 10:54am On Oct 24, 2015
Me and d president have given it a thought and decide to go our separate ways. we want each other to be happy.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by mjblinks(f): 11:01am On Oct 24, 2015
Sent4rina:


Love is brave
Love is confident
Love is protective
Love is romantic.

All these aborementioned are attributes of love.
Does mr president shows these attributes toward mjblinks?
Does she in actual sense concepted with the office of 1st lady or it was forced on her?

As for me, its very obvious that am always ready to show mjblinks abundant love and care...

Ìn tuface's voice
*if love is a crime am ready to go jail for my mjblinks*

Cc: logoDWhiz


That's why I trust you . I can go to d moon with you without fear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dayo23(f): 11:02am On Oct 24, 2015
grin grin grin
mjblinks:


That's why I trust you . I can go to d moon with you without fear.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:06am On Oct 24, 2015
Kbs468:


Mr senate president, what! Increase in allowance? When we are contemplating a pay cut across board as an act of emulating Mr president and his VP who both promised to take only half of their take home pay in order to save enough for funding the free lunch for pupils program, 5k token for unemployed graduates and the incapacitated elderly as well as increasing the NYSC allowance for our CMs as part of boosting our employment drive? Pls kindly drop that idea b4 is gets to the public domain
...if mr president does that, it is soley at his own discertion..... Senate will delibrate on its allowance next plenary.
Kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 11:09am On Oct 24, 2015
mjblinks:


That's why I trust you . I can go to d moon with you without fear.

And i'm assuring u dat u are always save with me.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:14am On Oct 24, 2015
Kbs468:


I believe the issue of allowance has been put to rest.
Yes work and leisure are complimentary, hence my reason too for observing some romantic adventure with my swithart Pweedyuz.
On the issue of the economy, a blue print is already on the card, thus the foreign & Internal Affairs Ministries will be authorised according to the president not to sanction any deal that is tantamount to moral decadence among our youths just like Nigerian Nation is experiencing in Abia state where Secondary school students have the gut to attack CMs attached to their school. A result of decline in educational morals and values
cc
LogoDWhiz
Johndanny
yanabasee
...i believe int he commitment of mr president but i also know that senator bank92 is carryinout an oversight function..it should be a colarborative effort.
Kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:18am On Oct 24, 2015
Kbs468:


Dont worry, by the time Mr president refuses to append his signature on any bill about their personal interest within 90 days, it becomes trash.
..impeachment looms...if...

Disclaimer
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:25am On Oct 24, 2015
Kbs468:
Chisophia and our Ministerial nominee, is Nairaland not a social media? Has NYSC issued any statement relative to A16? Is the summary of the NYSC posting trend not entizing to you? If we dont make here lively, who will? We are graduates for goodness sake and we shall be working either in the public or private sector, so trying to catch fun by mimicking the activities found out there should be a displeasure as there are always room for learning here too.
Were U opportuned to visit NYSC previous threads?
I believe even ogas as seun, yokiti, crazyman or ogbeche77 cannot detest our activities here as far as we operate within specified rules.
Its a food for thought anyway. Onelove
..i cannot guarrantee him scaling through the ministerial screnning...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:




INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
From: Office of the Presidency Golden City
To: Office of the Senate President greatestman
Cc: Vice President
Cc: Deputy Senate President kachikau


In response to your request about the names of pending ministers already nominated but hasn't being screened for confirmation by the senate. These are the name of the Golden City members fit to be ministers but awaiting your screening.

Yanabase
Shuaibbs
Kraspo
Spanishmario
ClassicTutor
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:32am On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:



These senators are just flexing!
You're right! Any deal that is tantamount to corruption will not be sanctioned.
Every contract will be scrutinized to avoid overinflated figures

I know what to do!
...mr president,pls tred with caution..dont protray distinguished senators in bad light...we are doing our best..governance should be protective and complementary..pls
kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 11:39am On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:




INTERNAL MEMORANDUM
From: Office of the Presidency Golden City
To: Office of the Senate President greatestman
Cc: Vice President
Cc: Deputy Senate President kachikau


In response to your request about the names of pending ministers already nominated but hasn't being screened for confirmation by the senate. These are the name of the Golden City members fit to be ministers but awaiting your screening.

Yanabase
Shuaibbs
Kraspo
Spanishmario
ClassicTutor

*whispers*
Good morning Sir... Hope you had a wonderful night... Sir I heard that the office of the Golden Petroleum Company (GPE) is vacant, I think I'd be of much use there given the dwindling revenue from 'oyel'... I really want to work to plug the holes.

*clears throat and continues whispering*

I detest corruption Sir, every single cell in me detests it...
Afterall I heard the perm. secs. do all the work... But I won't mind if you decide to ask me head the petroleum ministry as well... Thank you Sir...
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:39am On Oct 24, 2015
dayo23:
don't mind the guy, like he has something tangible to contribute. He expect members to be feeding him with fake infos and lies.

Okay bro.

That's it.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:40am On Oct 24, 2015
shuaibbs:


*whispers*
Good morning Sir... Hope you had a wonderful night... Sir I heard that the office of the Golden Petroleum Company (GPE) is vacant, I think I'd be of much use there given the dwindling revenue from 'oyel'... I really want to work to plug the holes.

*clears throat and continues whispering*

I detest corruption Sir, every single cell in me detests it...
Afterall I heard the perm. secs. do all the work... But I won't mind if you decide to ask me head the petroleum ministry as well... Thank you Sir...

I think there is a minister in place already for petroleum affairs.

Cc: kbs468
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:43am On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
...mr president,pls tred with caution..dont protray distinguished senators in bad light...we are doing our best..governance should be protective and complementary..pls
kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate.

Ohh. Sure.

But my stance is zero corruption.

So, I won't be friends with people living with corruption.


Btw, you people haven't updated the presidency on the list of senators. And when is the next sitting?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:45am On Oct 24, 2015
Gooday,
senate president and distinguished members of the senate.
Today I,distinguished senator kuchikau as deputy leader of the senate brings before you the list of ministerial nominees sent to us from the presidency..
Yanabase
shuaibbs
kraspo
spanishmario
classic tutor
we should in two (2) days time pass verdict on the above names...
But before then,
nominees concerned should tell us respectively their achievements,expirence and potentail contribution to golden city development and greatness.
Nominees havet 24 hrs to convince the SENATE or face delistment.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:46am On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
...i believe int he commitment of mr president but i also know that senator bank92 is carryinout an oversight function..it should be a colarborative effort.
Kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate

Okay. No problem!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:48am On Oct 24, 2015
mjblinks:
Me and d president have given it a thought and decide to go our separate ways. we want each other to be happy.


Hmm.

Sad news!


Ojeifo12, make it official.

Cc:kbs468
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 11:50am On Oct 24, 2015
Lmayedun-efcc
dhupsy--DG nafdac
to rectify your appointment, convince the senate within the next 48 hrs, your achievements,experinces and potential contributions to Golden city greatness.
As head of your respective agencies what is expected of you and how do you hope to meet up such expectation..
Signed
kuchikau
(on behalf of the senate)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dhupsy(f): 11:51am On Oct 24, 2015
johndanny:
Hi dhupsy our NAFDAC Boss Good morning, how was your night?
Yea...very good o, and urs?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 11:57am On Oct 24, 2015
Yanabase

You are to submit your CV for public scrutiny on or before 12 hours.

We want to know the followings:

Your constituency (Your school)
Your Educational background
Your contribution to Golden City.
Your statement of purpose.
Your assets.

Cc:
Kbs468
kachikau
LogoDWhiz

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by kuchikau: 12:00pm On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
Mr senate president,
what is your candid opinion on already appionted ministers?
Kuchikau
(senate deputy leader and chairman senate commitee on census)...mr senate president,
I an still itching to hear your candid opinion on the above subject matter..
Pls treat as urgent!!!
..
Mr senate president,
my ears are itching to receive your candid opinion on the above subject matter..
Pls treat as urgent!!!
Kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate and chairman senate commitee on census
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
Sent4rina:


Yes boss, i went to some towns and villages so as to know wat dey lack in terms of social amenities and basic infastrures..

You are such a hard working man and that was Y mr president single handedly promoted ur appointment. I hope all you are doing is not meant to trouble the first lady's (mjblinks) heart?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


Chai!

This lady sha!

Kbs468 don't mind her o. You know how the things (politics) in Golden City happen na.
Some things you can't do even if you want to do it.


Btw, it seems she likes sent4rina.
Sent4rina is a good man, I av the option of sending him out of the city on a peacekeeping mission, or divorce my lady.
What do u think bro?

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ojeifo12 this is negligence of duty! I told you never to allow him see it but he did!
*Whispering* Presido Sent4rina no love anything oo because he said love is protective and if love is a crime, he is ready to go to jail because of mjblinks. Dont worry that will be used against him in court. So you dont need to divorce mjblinks because when he goes to jail, who will be there to protect her other than you?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by dayo23(f): 12:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
Gooday,
senate president and distinguished members of the senate.
Today I,distinguished senator kuchikau as deputy leader of the senate brings before you the list of ministerial nominees sent to us from the presidency..
Yanabase
shuaibbs
kraspo
spanishmario
classic tutor
we should in two (2) days time pass verdict on the above names...
But before then,
nominees concerned should tell us respectively their achievements,expirence and potentail contribution to golden city development and greatness.
Nominees havet 24 hrs to convince the SENATE or face delistment.
Pls appointment have not been base on principle of national character, kindly look int this
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2015
kachikau

I am yet to receive all the names of the members of the upper chamber.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:54pm On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
..i cannot guarrantee him scaling through the ministerial screnning...
pls modify ur post by changing the 'should' to "shouldn't"
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


I think there is a minister in place already for petroleum affairs.

Cc: kbs468

yes Harbioollah is the minister of petroleum
His performance b4 the senate will determine if he is to assume any of the following
1 Minister of Justice
2 Minister of Education [state]
3 Minister of sport
4 Minister of defence
5 DG GTA & FRCG (Golden city Television Authority and Federal Radio Corporation of Golden city )
And I also nominate dayo23 for Minister of Defence
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spanishmario(m): 1:12pm On Oct 24, 2015
mjblinks:
Me and d president have given it a thought and decide to go our separate ways. we want each other to be happy.

did I just read this grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by greatestman(m): 1:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
kuchikau:
..
Mr senate president,
my ears are itching to receive your candid opinion on the above subject matter..
Pls treat as urgent!!!
Kuchikau
deputy leader of the senate and chairman senate commitee on census

My deputy we need to just confirm them because our house was not in order when the appointments were made. Which is our fault. So let temper justice with mercy.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:23pm On Oct 24, 2015
LogoDWhiz:



Hmm.

Sad news!


Ojeifo12, make it official.

Cc:kbs468

*Whispering* Minister sent4rina just thank your stars that president LogoDWhiz is such a compassionate man, else I would have wondered how you will protect mjblinks by the time my office would have sent you to jail as you confess*
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 1:27pm On Oct 24, 2015
greatestman:
Yanabase
You are to submit your CV for public scrutiny on or before 12 hours.
We you to know the followings:
Your constituency (Your school) Your Educational background Your contribution to Golden City. The post you are aspiring for Your statement of purpose. Your assets.
Cc: Kbs468 kachikau LogoDWhiz
Kindly scratch the post. They shouldn't know what post they will be hold. Just ask them generally

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