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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 8:30pm On Oct 24, 2015
Temmi001:
*Shouts a thunderous Amen*
shocked shocked
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 8:32pm On Oct 24, 2015
Temmi001:
It's a candy crush grin
Hmmm....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 8:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
MzLarem:
Justify urself joor cos I'm suspecting u
What re u suspecting oooo??
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
Temmi001:
Good evening and happy whyning. Where have you being?
grin I've been around o.I'm jejely waiting for the rap battle!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by gentleman100(m): 8:38pm On Oct 24, 2015
Temmi001:
Lol. You just reminded me of one post on nairaland.
The guy posted,
''pls how do I comment on nairaland'' and I couldn't help but laugh out loud. So many funny clowns on NL. Oh Lord, thank you for data, and also, thank you for introducing me to nairaland for free humor and exposure.
did I reply you? grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 8:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
Woooh Nighty Night Evening bosses n bossets on this thread Though Chelsea spoil my face Happy weekend Nonetheless
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 8:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
duke59:
drag me to where beta nswer my question o
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:44pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:
Warning from federal ministry of help...with d way
chelsea is going down...Pls SAVE A LIFE
TODAY....HUG A CHELSEA FAN N PREVENT
SUICIDE
joke of tha week! Nobodyy,oya come lemme hug u. (no homo). Kaybeeeee,expect yours on November 22. My Barça will crush you like candy crush wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:46pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:
Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I hustle like I’m broke
Your lines is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I will never choke
I killed your flow with a single freestyle
Ain't dealing wit lame
Lines,
We like drake started from d bottom now we ar here to murder any rapper dat fvck wit us
Niggas be trembling wen they hear my name
I shift rappers destiny like a demand curve shifting from left to right
Am talking abt money ain't talking about sh*it
Nigga be tripping for me,ain't gay man,so get d fuvk off and keep fuvking off and fvck off some more,
Nigga tryna copy my swag BT they don't know wat it is
Nigga forming posh,we ride in Lamborghini they ride in cab,they use tecno 6 we use iPhone 6,
Nigga be chasing dem b*tches and d b*tches roll wit us
Even ur boo flocking around me begging for kiss
Nigga get friend zoned while we b*tch zone em ladies
So who is now d posh
Pay homage to ur boss
if you re broke, its because I broke you
if you choke, its because I choked you
I murder dem rappers and resurrect dem and keep murdering dem
Ama hot nigga like bobby shmurda,we shh murda and burn fake Emcees,
I will roast eat chew crush ur bones cus they ar crunchy like lion crunch
So keep off and get d fvck outta my lane
Your flow are so washed up like a faded jeans
Tell me what more can I say, I can kill it
all day
Am like an electric wire,*Danger keep off*
I sting like a bee
All u fake Emcees watch out
Am storming in like boombay,like a thief in d night****

*Drop mic*
*Pay homage to d bosses and bossets in d house**


cc :
IDGAF
Yungmilio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
nice one
Almost all ur lines were punch lines
Dope

Letz see what d odas will bring to d table
Thumps up man
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 8:50pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
joke of tha week! Nobodyy,oya come lemme hug u. (no homo). Kaybeeeee,expect yours on November 22. My Barça will crush you like candy crush wink
na bcuz i no wan derail thread o
Otherwise i get barca size for hand

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
So assuming we charged a fee for dis rap diss dis is hw all dis our rapper would hv failed us

I will just say itz african timing for nw
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2015
NOBODYY:
na bcuz i no wan derail thread o
Otherwise i get barca size for hand
lol,Barca do their talking on the pitch.. Let's not derail the thread. Chelsea... Chelsea. I just hope they get relegated.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 8:56pm On Oct 24, 2015
Omo i dey vex i wan join this rap battle I do indigenous rap & Am japanese can i join
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 8:57pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
lol,Barca do their talking on the pitch.. Let's not derail the thread. Chelsea... Chelsea. I just hope they get relegated.
Yea dey do their talking on d pitch
That explains why i av a better stats agained barca (head to head)
Talking on d pitch indeed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 8:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
NOBODYY:
Omo i dey vex i wan join this rap battle
I do indigenous rap & Am japanese can i join
no oo we only rap in latin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 9:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
duke59:
no oo we only rap in latin grin
Racist lipsrsealed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
Sorry I'm late guys. .I was busy embarassed embarassed
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:12pm On Oct 24, 2015
NOBODYY:
Racist lipsrsealed
u've got dat right cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by duke59(m): 9:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
Sorry I'm late guys. .I was busy embarassed embarassed
hmmm undecided
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 9:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
NOBODYY:

Yea dey do their talking on d pitch
That explains why i av a better stats agained barca (head to head)
Talking on d pitch indeed
did u really just say you've got better head-to-head start against Barça? Ion know why Chelsea fans always say this. How many Barcelona-Chelsea games have u watched?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:23pm On Oct 24, 2015
Faith388, r u an aspirant?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:23pm On Oct 24, 2015
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday warned university lecturers against academic corruption and inciting students.
Buhari, who gave the warning at the 31st Convocation and 40th Anniversary of the University of Ilorin, said corruption goes beyond money or concerning only politicians.
He said his administration would not accept any institution or lecturer who exploited students academically and incited students to distabilise the system.
The President, represented by Secretary of Government of Federation, Mr David Babachir, said the present administration was ready to support development of infrastructure in institutions.
He added that government would also support vocational studies and education reform as a means to ensure that graduates were fully employed.
Buhari advised the graduands to remain disciplined and uphold their integrity, stressing that they must shun corruption and all forms of social vices as they step out of the institution.
President of Ghana, John Dramani Mahama, spoke on ”African Agenda 2063: Fighting Poverty and Ensuring Prosperity in Africa.”
Mahama noted that African leaders must appreciate their human resources, guide it to attain total freedom.
Mahama advised leaders of Africa to lay concrete foundation for the younger generation.
He said past leaders like Idi-Amin of Uganda, Mobutu Sese Sekou of DR Congo (Zaire) ruled as if they would not die.
He urged all 54 countries that constitute the Africa Union to ensure that the aims and agenda of the union were achieved for younger generation to fulfil their destiny.
Mahama eulogised past African leaders who fought for the liberation of the continent from colonialists.
“Only sound education, peace and utilisation of human resource endowment could bring real freedom for Africans.’’
Gov. Abdulfatah Ahmed of Kwara said he had established the Doctor Abdulfatah Ahmed Indigent support Fund to help support indigent students of the institution.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the governor also donated N10 million to the Department of Physical Sciences and Life Science of the University of Ilorin.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 9:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
did u really just say you've got better head-to-head start against Barça? Ion know why Chelsea fans always say this. How many Barcelona-Chelsea games have u watched?
See as i just dey look u

www.soccerpunter.com/soccer-statistics/Europe/UEFA-Champions-League-2011-2012/head_to_head_statistics/all/661_Chelsea_FC/2017_FC_Barcelona

That should help u..Am ur boss anyday Anytime
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:26pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:
Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I hustle like I’m broke
Your lines is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I will never choke
I killed your flow with a single freestyle
Ain't dealing wit lame
Lines,
We like drake started from d bottom now we ar here to murder any rapper dat fvck wit us
Niggas be trembling wen they hear my name
I shift rappers destiny like a demand curve shifting from left to right
Am talking abt money ain't talking about sh*it
Nigga be tripping for me,ain't gay man,so get d fuvk off and keep fuvking off and fvck off some more,
Nigga tryna copy my swag BT they don't know wat it is
Nigga forming posh,we ride in Lamborghini they ride in cab,they use tecno 6 we use iPhone 6,
Nigga be chasing dem b*tches and d b*tches roll wit us
Even ur boo flocking around me begging for kiss
Nigga get friend zoned while we b*tch zone em ladies
So who is now d posh
Pay homage to ur boss
if you re broke, its because I broke you
if you choke, its because I choked you
I murder dem rappers and resurrect dem and keep murdering dem
Ama hot nigga like bobby shmurda,we shh murda and burn fake Emcees,
I will roast eat chew crush ur bones cus they ar crunchy like lion crunch
So keep off and get d fvck outta my lane
Your flow are so washed up like a faded jeans
Tell me what more can I say, I can kill it
all day
Am like an electric wire,*Danger keep off*
I sting like a bee
All u fake Emcees watch out
Am storming in like boombay,like a thief in d night****

*Drop mic*
*Pay homage to d bosses and bossets in d house**


cc :
IDGAF
Yungmilio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
niceOne

look quick, i got a story to tell
about a little boy who lived in a well
he keeps tryna rap but we dont give a hell
he finally got out and got sent to a cell
because all of his raps were amiss
he cried every night but they didnt give a p!ss
because anything else was better than his rhyming
his punchlines were weak and so was his timing
Kaybeeeee kiddo , you can stop crying now
Kaybee K stands for Kill.. why am i not dying now?
this isnt even hard im not even trying now
and if you said you werent quick youd be lying now
Kaybee sound more like deep sleep
your rhymes put me to bed faster than a 6 sheep
This is easy, this is so easy
Your lines sound a song tho,whose are they. .breezy?
You may know rock and metal, but you cant forge a rap
I dont need a swing like MayWeather in order to knock you back
Claiming i had the bad hand, yet i still have all the chips
Do likes,D shares.I bet even dis flow Ambali digs (likes)
This man claims interest in p***y, hides his love for d***s
Stick to the love lyrics, dont act like rap is your thing
You float like a butterfly, but you aint got no sting
Not saying your bad, but your lacking consistency
Your last 16 bars were your first sign of in-efficiency
Come on me next nigga I'm gonn make it Rain
Really I don't see you, you're soo tinny the size of Khassy's Brain. ***Drops mic n Observes 1 minute silence for the rookie he just murdered **

IDGAF
Duke59
YoungMilio2
DharmyYinks

10 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jackossky(m): 9:31pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
lwkmd! ..I bet you think we're all gullible as you're. ..you really thought we didn't know the song u just quoted? undecided undecided...GetLost I'm searching for grown RAPPERS. ..not babies in DIAPPERS undecided undecided

Mumu still add PUNCHLINES and BARS join am together undecided...you obviously don't know what they both mean undecided
Xup kid........why u taking. Offense




If I want to lecture me on rap stuff u are free
And again ...what you drop before is not a 16
Dat what gat me laughing




Hahahahahahahah
Getaway. Coz my shit is bigger



Than ur sokaway...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 9:33pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
niceOne
look quick, i got a story to tell
about a little boy who lived in a well
he keeps tryna rap but we dont give a hell
he finally got out and got sent to a cell
because all of his raps were amiss
he cried every night but they didnt give a p!ss
because anything else was better than his rhyming
his punchlines were weak and so was his timing
Kaybeeeee kiddo , you can stop crying now
Kaybee K stands for Kill.. why am i not dying now?
this isnt even hard im not even trying now
and if you said you werent quick youd be lying now
Kaybee sound more like deep sleep
your rhymes put me to bed faster than a 6 sheep
This is easy, this is so easy
Your lines sound a song tho,whose are they. .breezy?
You may know rock and metal, but you cant forge a rap
I dont need a swing like MayWeather in order to knock you back
Claiming i had the bad hand, yet i still have all the chips
The likes, the shares.I bet even this flow Ambali likes
This man claims interest in p***y, hides his love for d***s
Stick to the love lyrics, dont act like rap is your thing
You float like a butterfly, but you aint got no sting
Not saying your bad, but your lacking consistency
Your last 16 bars were your first sign of in-efficiency
Come on me next nigga I'm gonn make it Rain
Really I don't see you, you're soo tinny the size of Khassy's Brain. ***Drops mic n Observes 1 minute silence for the rookie he just murdered **
IDGAF
Duke59
YoungMilio2
DharmyYinks
OMG! shocked

Dis sh*t just got real.

"I dnt nid a swing lyk mayweather in order to knock u back"

Damn u just knocked im dead!!

***1 minute silence for d lost soul***

Reekado...ever dope as crack...dis ain't words dey re punchliners. Thumbs up
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
did u really just say you've got better head-to-head start against Barça? Ion know why Chelsea fans always say this. How many Barcelona-Chelsea games have u watched?
If we should Judge with recent games, Chelsea are better against barca but if we should judge with their overall head to head, i dont knw who is better.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 9:37pm On Oct 24, 2015
DharmyYinks:

Guy, I didn't wanna quote u but seriously undecided

U just came frm nowhere without a leash and started spilling rubbish on dis thread. U sure u re alright

I knew it was d smell of b*tch d moment u typed in this thread
you are disrespecting my legacy bro.....check page 1of the thread,you will surely find me there
By the way, that was a really great punchline
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:37pm On Oct 24, 2015
DharmyYinks:

OMG! shocked

Dis sh*t just got real.

"I dnt nid a swing lyk mayweather in order to knock u back"

Damn u just knocked im dead!!

***1 minute silence for d lost soul***

Reekado...ever dope as crack...ur ain't words dey re punchliners. Thumbs up

grin ;BOss read the last lines. .it goes:>


Come on me next nigga IM GONNA MAKE IT RAIN
Really I don't see you, you're so tinny, THE SIZE OF KHASSY'S BRAIN grin grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ridwan1821: 9:38pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
lol,Barca do their talking on the pitch.. Let's not derail the thread. Chelsea... Chelsea. I just hope they get relegated.
Relegation ke..Do u hate Chelsea up to that extent?
Chelsea fans are here ooo..lol
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 9:40pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
niceOne

look quick, i got a story to tell
about a little boy who lived in a well
he keeps tryna rap but we dont give a hell
he finally got out and got sent to a cell
because all of his raps were amiss
he cried every night but they didnt give a p!ss
because anything else was better than his rhyming
his punchlines were weak and so was his timing
Kaybeeeee kiddo , you can stop crying now
Kaybee K stands for Kill.. why am i not dying now?
this isnt even hard im not even trying now
and if you said you werent quick youd be lying now
Kaybee sound more like deep sleep
your rhymes put me to bed faster than a 6 sheep
This is easy, this is so easy
Your lines sound a song tho,whose are they. .breezy?
You may know rock and metal, but you cant forge a rap
I dont need a swing like MayWeather in order to knock you back
Claiming i had the bad hand, yet i still have all the chips
Do likes,D shares.I bet even dis flow Ambali digs (likes)
This man claims interest in p***y, hides his love for d***s
Stick to the love lyrics, dont act like rap is your thing
You float like a butterfly, but you aint got no sting
Not saying your bad, but your lacking consistency
Your last 16 bars were your first sign of in-efficiency
Come on me next nigga I'm gonn make it Rain
Really I don't see you, you're soo tinny the size of Khassy's Brain. ***Drops mic n Observes 1 minute silence for the rookie he just murdered **

IDGAF
Duke59
YoungMilio2
DharmyYinks

Is dis all u got
Wait for it
Typing......
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Babsbakr: 9:43pm On Oct 24, 2015
HELLO. MY OGAS.AT THE TOP ABEG PLS HELP ME O


RIGHT NOW AM AT ILORIN TO COLLECT ILORIN WEST CITIZENSHIP CERTIFICATE BUT THEY ARE SAYING DAT IT WILL TAKE A LONG PROCESS because DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES WILL SIGN IT AND EVEN THE MOGAJI SO IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST 3 WEEKS BEFORE D CERTIFICATE CAN BE ISSUED AND I NEED IT VERY URGENTLY FOR CLEARANCE STUFF


BUT THEY SAID A LETTER CAN BE ISSUED FOR ME FOR D MAIN TIME
WILL IT BE ACCEPTED IF I SCAN IT FOR SCREENING


THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER OPTION FOR ME TO COLLECT IFELODUN CITIZENSHIP CERTIFICATE AND GO FOR AN AFFIDAVIT
WILL IT BE ACCEPTED ALSO


AM REALLY FED.UP
PLS I NEED UR GOOD ANSWERS

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