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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
niceOne

look quick, i got a story to tell
about a little boy who lived in a well
he keeps tryna rap but we dont give a hell
he finally got out and got sent to a cell
because all of his raps were amiss
he cried every night but they didnt give a p!ss
because anything else was better than his rhyming
his punchlines were weak and so was his timing
Kaybeeeee kiddo , you can stop crying now
Kaybee K stands for Kill.. why am i not dying now?
this isnt even hard im not even trying now
and if you said you werent quick youd be lying now
Kaybee sound more like deep sleep
your rhymes put me to bed faster than a 6 sheep
This is easy, this is so easy
Your lines sound a song tho,whose are they. .breezy?
You may know rock and metal, but you cant forge a rap
I dont need a swing like MayWeather in order to knock you back
Claiming i had the bad hand, yet i still have all the chips
Do likes,D shares.I bet even dis flow Ambali digs (likes)
This man claims interest in p***y, hides his love for d***s
Stick to the love lyrics, dont act like rap is your thing
You float like a butterfly, but you aint got no sting
Not saying your bad, but your lacking consistency
Your last 16 bars were your first sign of in-efficiency
Come on me next nigga I'm gonn make it Rain
Really I don't see you, you're soo tinny the size of Khassy's Brain. ***Drops mic n Observes 1 minute silence for the rookie he just murdered **

IDGAF
Duke59
YoungMilio2
DharmyYinks
Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am not impressed
Ama finish the rest
we all know I'm the best
so why don't you take a rest
because i run this
and all the girls love this
they think I'm so fresh
they think I'm so cool
Ain't rolling wit smellos looking for money to buy premier cool
Ur lines ar potbellied
Nigga hit d gym
u gatta do some workout on ur line
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of d food chain
Am just saying
This is ma kingdom
Just get da fuvk outta here
I would never take a break
now the rap battle is at stake
So get a rhyme book
Go ahead borrow my lines
Because you need to learn
Or money is what you have never earn
Your raps sound like crap
You should close your trap
Cus ain't falling for ur rap
But you keep dissin at a speed
You just really need
Some help with your lines
While I go collect some dimes

*****drop mic***
***Pay homage to bosses and bossets**

cc :
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks

3 Likes

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 9:44pm On Oct 24, 2015
Seems he still wants to battle cool cool...make sure it's a FREESTYLE. ..not some abstract shiiiit pple can't laugh or relate with grin grin cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2015
Babsbakr:
HELLO. MY OGAS.AT THE TOP ABEG PLS HELP ME O


RIGHT NOW AM AT ILORIN TO COLLECT ILORIN WEST CITIZENSHIP CERTIFICATE BUT THEY ARE SAYING DAT IT WILL TAKE A LONG PROCESS because DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES WILL SIGN IT AND EVEN THE MOGAJI SO IT WILL TAKE AT LEAST 3 WEEKS BEFORE D CERTIFICATE CAN BE ISSUED AND I NEED IT VERY URGENTLY FOR CLEARANCE STUFF


BUT THEY SAID A LETTER CAN BE ISSUED FOR ME FOR D MAIN TIME
WILL IT BE ACCEPTED IF I SCAN IT FOR SCREENING


THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER OPTION FOR ME TO COLLECT IFELODUN CITIZENSHIP CERTIFICATE AND GO FOR AN AFFIDAVIT
WILL IT BE ACCEPTED ALSO


AM REALLY FED.UP
PLS I NEED UR GOOD ANSWERS
This ur own case E strong gan
O gidi gan..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 24, 2015
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 9:47pm On Oct 24, 2015
Oh Oh Oh in Luvvy's Voice;-)

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 9:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
Jackossky:

Xup kid........why u taking. Offense




If I want to lecture me on rap stuff u are free
And again ...what you drop before is not a 16
Dat what gat me laughing




Hahahahahahahah
Getaway. Coz my shit is bigger



Than ur sokaway...
that made no sense at all
You start from the bottom before dissing those at the top
Ok?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:56pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:
Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I hustle like I’m broke
Your lines is just a joke
It’s all on me and I bet I will never choke
I killed your flow with a single freestyle
Ain't dealing wit lame
Lines,
We like drake started from d bottom now we ar here to murder any rapper dat fvck wit us
Niggas be trembling wen they hear my name
I shift rappers destiny like a demand curve shifting from left to right
Am talking abt money ain't talking about sh*it
Nigga be tripping for me,ain't gay man,so get d fuvk off and keep fuvking off and fvck off some more,
Nigga tryna copy my swag BT they don't know wat it is
Nigga forming posh,we ride in Lamborghini they ride in cab,they use tecno 6 we use iPhone 6,
Nigga be chasing dem b*tches and d b*tches roll wit us
Even ur boo flocking around me begging for kiss
Nigga get friend zoned while we b*tch zone em ladies
So who is now d posh
Pay homage to ur boss
if you re broke, its because I broke you
if you choke, its because I choked you
I murder dem rappers and resurrect dem and keep murdering dem
Ama hot nigga like bobby shmurda,we shh murda and burn fake Emcees,
I will roast eat chew crush ur bones cus they ar crunchy like lion crunch
So keep off and get d fvck outta my lane
Your flow are so washed up like a faded jeans
Tell me what more can I say, I can kill it
all day
Am like an electric wire,*Danger keep off*
I sting like a bee
All u fake Emcees watch out
Am storming in like boombay,like a thief in d night****

*Drop mic*
*Pay homage to d bosses and bossets in d house**


cc :
IDGAF
Yungmilio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks

6/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
niceOne

look quick, i got a story to tell
about a little boy who lived in a well
he keeps tryna rap but we dont give a hell
he finally got out and got sent to a cell
because all of his raps were amiss
he cried every night but they didnt give a p!ss
because anything else was better than his rhyming
his punchlines were weak and so was his timing
Kaybeeeee kiddo , you can stop crying now
Kaybee K stands for Kill.. why am i not dying now?
this isnt even hard im not even trying now
and if you said you werent quick youd be lying now
Kaybee sound more like deep sleep
your rhymes put me to bed faster than a 6 sheep
This is easy, this is so easy
Your lines sound a song tho,whose are they. .breezy?
You may know rock and metal, but you cant forge a rap
I dont need a swing like MayWeather in order to knock you back
Claiming i had the bad hand, yet i still have all the chips
Do likes,D shares.I bet even dis flow Ambali digs (likes)
This man claims interest in p***y, hides his love for d***s
Stick to the love lyrics, dont act like rap is your thing
You float like a butterfly, but you aint got no sting
Not saying your bad, but your lacking consistency
Your last 16 bars were your first sign of in-efficiency
Come on me next nigga I'm gonn make it Rain
Really I don't see you, you're soo tinny the size of Khassy's Brain. ***Drops mic n Observes 1 minute silence for the rookie he just murdered **

IDGAF
Duke59
YoungMilio2
DharmyYinks

not as impressive as we wanted to see

bring on your A game

7.5/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 10:00pm On Oct 24, 2015

YAGGAAAA
ASALAM ALAIKUM WA SALAM
watching how rappers are Murder
like OSAMA bin LADAN
...
and Reekado
just murder somebody
..
kaybee k means kill bug shy is reekado still not dying naaaa
...
click like for Reekado
click share for Kaybeee

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:01pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am not impressed
Ama finish the rest
we all know I'm the best
so why don't you take a rest
because i run this
and all the girls love this
they think I'm so fresh
they think I'm so cool
Ain't rolling wit smellos looking for money to buy premier cool
Ur lines ar potbellied
Nigga hit d gym
u gatta do some workout on ur line
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of d food chain
Am just saying
This is ma kingdom
Just get da fuvk outta here
I would never take a break
now the rap battle is at stake
So get a rhyme book
Go ahead borrow my lines
Because you need to learn
Or money is what you have never earn
Your raps sound like crap
You should close your trap
Cus ain't falling for ur rap
But you keep dissin at a speed
You just really need
Some help with your lines
While I go collect some dimes

*****drop mic***
***Pay homage to bosses and bossets**

cc :
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks

sounds like some rhyme to me

we need RAP & NOT RHYMES


7/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 10:02pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:


grin ;BOss read the last lines. .it goes:>


Come on me next nigga IM GONNA MAKE IT RAIN
Really I don't see you, you're so tinny, THE SIZE OF KHASSY'S BRAIN grin grin grin
Kikikiki...dat got me laughing real hard mehn...u da bomb
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 10:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am not impressed
Ama finish the rest
we all know I'm the best
so why don't you take a rest
because i run this
and all the girls love this
they think I'm so fresh
they think I'm so cool
Ain't rolling wit smellos looking for money to buy premier cool
Ur lines ar potbellied
Nigga hit d gym
u gatta do some workout on ur line
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of d food chain
Am just saying
This is ma kingdom
Just get da fuvk outta here
I would never take a break
now the rap battle is at stake
So get a rhyme book
Go ahead borrow my lines
Because you need to learn
Or money is what you have never earn
Your raps sound like crap
You should close your trap
Cus ain't falling for ur rap
But you keep dissin at a speed
You just really need
Some help with your lines
While I go collect some dimes

*****drop mic***
***Pay homage to bosses and bossets**

cc :
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
what d heck is dis
Ur lines dosnt rhyme,ur type doesn't diss

LMFAO grin 4/10
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
dafuq is boigrammz at

Nigga you so gay I can smell your tampon from three threads away

come down and slay this niggas before I label you a STREET BITCH angryangry
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 10:03pm On Oct 24, 2015
Where are the real Rappers. ..this guy is wasting my time. ...He doesn't know what DISS means undecided undecided....Olodo it means "YARB ME" undecided undecided...I'm done since real EmCees aren't aroubd undecided undecided

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 10:04pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:

Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am not impressed
Ama finish the rest
we all know I'm the best
so why don't you take a rest
because i run this
and all the girls love this
they think I'm so fresh
they think I'm so cool
Ain't rolling wit smellos looking for money to buy premier cool
Ur lines ar potbellied
Nigga hit d gym
u gatta do some workout on ur line
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of d food chain
Am just saying
This is ma kingdom
Just get da fuvk outta here
I would never take a break
now the rap battle is at stake
So get a rhyme book
Go ahead borrow my lines
Because you need to learn
Or money is what you have never earn
Your raps sound like crap
You should close your trap
Cus ain't falling for ur rap
But you keep dissin at a speed
You just really need
Some help with your lines
While I go collect some dimes

*****drop mic***
***Pay homage to bosses and bossets**

cc :
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks


Legitimate or illegitimate/ i still spit and hit you wheres its intimate/
to bad when your sad i'll never pity it/ disrespceted like no father, i brought myself farther/
maybes its cause my heart beats harder/ or cause my brain stay smarter/
/theres no way your stronger/ to bet those high above/ so don't bother/
you could never judge me/ or even touch me/ so bounce back/ like an intercepted pass/
before i bring the whip down on yo monkey a$$/
you could never cause fear in me/
realize you'll regret interrupting me/
Your mom begging u, u better listen what she says/
She knows you come on Reeky den murder be d case/
Gimme something pple can relate..not some shiit so empty n long/
seperate whats right from wrong/ this ain't even that hard,thats what Youngmilio said when he failed the last Exam grin/when I'm done your parents'll find your dead body in the Unilorin Dam grin/ I'm not even started yet don't go suicidal yet kaybeee stay Calm /you're no competition, ure really not the One/ when I'm through with you your people'll start to read Psalm Ninety-One/Oh should I go On? /I don't think so ,I'm searching for your Bosses. .when you awake from this death pls try help me put dem On!


IDGAF
YoungMilio2
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
Duke59

Kaybeee on Death Row cool

4 Likes

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by detunj: 10:04pm On Oct 24, 2015
khassy:


sounds like some rhyme to me

we need RAP & NOT RHYMES


7/10
yea yea..you garrit
Oga khassy longest time...wetin happen to you?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:



Legitimate or illegitimate/ i still spit and hit you wheres its intimate/
to bad when your sad i'll never pity it/ disrespceted like no father, i brought myself farther/
maybes its cause my heart beats harder/ or cause my brain stay smarter/
/theres no way your stronger/ to bet those high above/ so don't bother/
you could never judge me/ or even touch me/ so bounce back/ like an intercepted pass/
before i bring the whip down on yo monkey a$$/
you could never cause fear in me/
realize you'll regret interrupting me/
Your mom begging u, u better listen what she says/
She knows you come on Reeky den murder be d case/
Gimme something pple can relate..not some shiit so empty n long/
seperate whats right from wrong/ this ain't even that hard,thats what Youngmilio said when he failed the last Exam grin /when I'm done your parents'll find your dead body in the Unilorin Dam grin/ I'm not even started yet don't go suicidal yet kaybeee stay Calm /you're no competition, ure really not the One/ when I'm through with you your people'll start to read Psalm Ninety-One/Oh should I go On? /I don't think so ,I'm searching for your Bosses. .when you awake from this death pls try help me put em On!


IDGAF
YoungMilio2
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
Duke59

Kaybeee on Death Row cool



yungmilio2 the exam failer gringringrin

8.75/10

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Acecube(m): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm... the Rappers tried but they are not being creative enough... I expected more...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:08pm On Oct 24, 2015
detunj:
yea yea..you garrit
Oga khassy longest time...wetin happen to you?

no data
had to get ten mb for 100 to watch this rap battle


dafuq is boigrammz at
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 10:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
khassy:
dafuq is boigrammz at

Nigga you so gay I can smell your tampon from three threads away

come down and slay this niggas before I label you a STREET BITCH angryangry
ma niggga you see your own little diss line abi grin grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 10:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
haywhy911:
lolest
wink
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:10pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:
ma niggga you see your own little diss line abi grin grin

hehehhe
gringringrin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Acecube(m): 10:11pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado banking in the euphoria... I sight u
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Kaybeeeee(m): 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
Reekado:



Legitimate or illegitimate/ i still spit and hit you wheres its intimate/
to bad when your sad i'll never pity it/ disrespceted like no father, i brought myself farther/
maybes its cause my heart beats harder/ or cause my brain stay smarter/
/theres no way your stronger/ to bet those high above/ so don't bother/
you could never judge me/ or even touch me/ so bounce back/ like an intercepted pass/
before i bring the whip down on yo monkey a$$/
you could never cause fear in me/
realize you'll regret interrupting me/
Your mom begging u, u better listen what she says/
She knows you come on Reeky den murder be d case/
Gimme something pple can relate..not some shiit so empty n long/
seperate whats right from wrong/ this ain't even that hard,thats what Youngmilio said when he failed the last Exam grin/when I'm done your parents'll find your dead body in the Unilorin Dam grin/ I'm not even started yet don't go suicidal yet kaybeee stay Calm /you're no competition, ure really not the One/ when I'm through with you your people'll start to read Psalm Ninety-One/Oh should I go On? /I don't think so ,I'm searching for your Bosses. .when you awake from this death pls try help me put dem On!


IDGAF
YoungMilio2
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks
Duke59

Kaybeee on Death Row cool

Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am still the best
no freakin less
If you want to try me
then lets take a test
your raps are bland as dirt
When you rap you make me so very hurt
Its so bad and bitter
My raps are my joy
yours are my toy
Now rap the real rap and not the decoy
You try to battle me in rap battle
but you suck
nobody is better than me
you know what I mean
My style is 100 miles per hour
My line ar 100 degree hot
My punchline goes viral within d speed of light
Battling my raps is like battling with the rock
I can't stop
my raps just keep producing
I know my words are fresh but they are also
amusing
I am the rap doctor and you are my patient
I diagnosed you with lack of flows

***drop mic***

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks

1 Like

Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:13pm On Oct 24, 2015
NOBODYY:

See as i just dey look u

www.soccerpunter.com/soccer-statistics/Europe/UEFA-Champions-League-2011-2012/head_to_head_statistics/all/661_Chelsea_FC/2017_FC_Barcelona

That should help u..Am ur boss anyday Anytime
Barcelona v Chelsea games didnt start in 2004,my brother.The stat in that link u provided starts from '04 bro!
Do a deeper research n report back to your boss. grin wink.
Historically,Chelsea are not even a match for Aston Villa in the Premiership. Chelsea fans don't like histories sha. smiley
Barca are way up the ladder. Infact,we are at the zenith
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jackossky(m): 10:14pm On Oct 24, 2015
Okay I don't want to do this......okay leggo
*smiles inwardly*
Okay lemme tell u the story of my life.. I bet u call it tragic
I always craves for success like some sort of magic
I don't know what way to go...I gat no energy
I feel like forgeting everything and meet my dream jeep
Dream don't last..they are like weekends
If time is money..am spending stipens
My ambition is to play football just like Mikel
With my naive mind I never knew life is wicked...I gat to pick music call ...I kept it on hold.. Music234 that's the code...my fans feeling chilly dey feeling cold....everyday rapping they going on stealth mode
Am noy best but I shoot for the sky...going shows from London to dubai..bitches asking why am not in mumbai....nighas don't just understand dey asking God why..,.jackossky don't dissapoint don't do bai...
These are just fantasies I don't want to wake up...doubt on my mind coz all my bitches broke up.....this is the true me am not an artist behind make up....I don't want to open my eyes but i just woke up
#damn

Drops mic


Laughing throughout.... If u want a rap battle I will accept but don't just rattle
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Reekado: 10:15pm On Oct 24, 2015
Put me on please somebody. ..put me On
angry angry
Okay, amateurs u need backUP? embarassed lipsrsealed undecided undecided
in my Drake state of mind.. IM CHARGED UP angry angry

ShoutOuts to the Viewers cool cool
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:15pm On Oct 24, 2015
Ridwan1821:
Relegation ke..Do u hate Chelsea up to that extent?
Chelsea fans are here ooo..lol
Chelsea's loss is always a win for me,bro.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 10:16pm On Oct 24, 2015
Nicky058:
wink
smiley good evening. Enjoying the rap battle?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jackossky(m): 10:16pm On Oct 24, 2015
detunj:
that made no sense at all
You start from the bottom before dissing those at the top
Ok?



Yep those at the top indeed
I swear is this a joke
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 10:19pm On Oct 24, 2015
khassy:



yungmilio2 the exam failer gringringrin
8.75/10
hhmmmm well its just a rap trailer
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by khassy(m): 10:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Kaybeeeee:


Diss on REEKADO

Ye ye ye
I am still the best
no freakin less
If you want to try me
then lets take a test
your raps are bland as dirt
When you rap you make me so very hurt
Its so bad and bitter
My raps are my joy
yours are my toy
Now rap the real rap and not the decoy
You try to battle me in rap battle
but you suck
nobody is better than me
you know what I mean
My style is 100 miles per hour
My line ar 100 degree hot
My punchline goes viral within d speed of light
Battling my raps is like battling with the rock
I can't stop
my raps just keep producing
I know my words are fresh but they are also
amusing
I am the rap doctor and you are my patient
I diagnosed you with lack of flows

***drop mic***

cc:
IDGAF
Yungmillio2
Duke59
Boizgrammz
Khassy
DharmyYinks

this is interesting

7.9/10

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