excess4luv:


so u follow all those guys hijacking school sign post those days. Aba was really hot then before the advent of bakassi boys.....

Hehe...no be me o.
it was crazy back then. Any guy wey survive Aba those days fit survive any rough town for Naija except those in the Northeastern parts of Naija

tooltip:
lol you were in eziama high school? and you went to make war at ngwa high school......my house was behind your school...lol

How you take know .....you sure say no be you dey dey front wen we dey make those waka? Eziama High School was realy crazy then. It is now a mixed school,i got 47 year olds in my family who schooled there sef.

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I had a crush when I was in Jss1 on Mary. This girl was damn super fine (then) and my heart always skipped a beat anytime I saw her in class, but I never had the balls yo tell her and she was this open person been that she came from UK, also she had a twin brother David. So one day I was going home with my best bud then Tomi, we got talking and we started talking about the girls they were dope in school, then Mary became Lead topic, I told this my best friend everything I had in my heart ooo. Fast forward to the next day , Tomi tells David who happens to be in the same class with Tomi that I had a crush on his twin sister, na how this guy just run come enter my class during short break (During break time the girls stay in class and I also stay , just to watch Mary ! ) and screamed ,"****** You say you love Mary". Omo shame catch me oo , all the girls were sth(shaking their head ) for me saying am a spout brat. But in my mind I felt at least the Job has been done, she knows I like her. Fast forward to 3 weeks later na how rumor start for school say girls don go report guys to the Sister(Catholic School) say we too dey disturb them.
After a week, dem call us out for assembly , gave us the Tag name L.B.A(Lover Boys Association) , flogged us 24 strokes but our teacher then na correct bros he made it quick. That wasn't all when our principal came late Chief A.A Idowu Omo the man para , called us back and told us to design the football field with stones, that took us two weeks, then he said we should return the stones that took us One week. Till today I never spoke to that girl ooo swear down.

jamalchance:

Una no go kill person 4 dis thread .... "Ase ogi" Hope u have 4given ur dad and d tailor oooo

thanks bro. I av since forgiven them both.

i can never forget the day i gave one soundly ascending fart in the class while sleeping during night prep. I was talk of the week that time in my ss2

Elosky20:
those days in skul was one of the bullies then.so there was this girl i was eyeing but there was a guy she loves more.so on this particular day i cornered both of them on a bush path while going home so told the guy to start running home, but he refused, so we started fighting o next thing i saw my self on the floor recieving blows o, only for the girl in question to assume the role of a ref. i saw hell that day, to make matters worse he called the girl to come and feed me with sand and grass. i have to leave skul to save my face


CC:
lalasticlala

hahaha

Itzjoy:
Joys are always brilliant na

4 ya mind oya lemme woe u nah

Itzjoy:
Joys are always brilliant na

Lol... For ya mind

crackhouse:
you are a lying liar. If the guy and the girl are in the university now that means they entered secondary school after Gsm had already become a means of communication in naija so it wasn't the era of love letter writing. This have already expose ur lies dude.

writing Love letters is still a in-thing in our secondary schools. Besides, some schools don't allow phones.

nkemdi89:
was tripping for a new student then, I ended up copying all his note only to find that we were related and he is a dull sef. talented in helping other girls then who had boyfriend in writing love later mostly from the lyrics of the song I composed.

do u still compose song?

Na how many I wn remember nw? Na silly silly memories o, bt fun nw tho... lols. Silly especially when u realise those gurls are far from ya league @ ds present moment.
* In Pry 4 when I gave a gurl 1 naira, my feeding allawee cuz she wn chop. D gurl yellow ehn. I don't know y yellow gurls ain't attractive to me again ds tym arnd...
* In J.S.S 2 when I excused a gurl to woo her and ended up taking permission every 5mins to go ask fr new ideas in wooing her frm my friends waiting fr me . D babe nw cn b lyk bread wey fall fr water... put her number fr blacklist when she rang me up one day
*Was so embarrassed when 1 babe wooed me & later told me I ain't man enough to not have seen how she has been flirting with me all d while . In front of her friend wey I gt crush on then, d babe go dy cm my ouse dy chop my food ehn, urgh. Went to d same school till Univ, she later cn become 1 of dose weedy babes fr skul( Hp u get). Stopped associating myself wt her when 1 guy bleep her when in dem boarding hostel while I was forming good boi. So painful, 1 day saw her smashing bottle on a guy's head while in d Univ. and was thanking my stars. D gurl try for love letters sha, she wrote me plenty stuffs b4 I realised na songs of Solomon b her inspiration and template
*Naso I lie to my papa say I wn buy sth fr skul cn use am buy Caprisonne and Card as a Val gift fr ds babe when in S.S. 2(1st ever gift to a gurl) ; bt na 1 guy she cn lyk pass me sha (disliked that guy ehn ), don't know y I so much lyk ds babe even till now. Wooed her fr over 4 yrs after school lyk say na my Univ degree b dat . I always feel d babe owe me sha...

My own experience was a more interesting one. I attended a Modern School after primary which is equivalent of present-day Middle School or JSS3. There was this young girl from a secondary school not far from my school. She was so young that you can hardly distinguish between her and the students if not for the uniform, some students were even older than her. She was an Auxiliary Teacher (teachers who didn't go to Teachers Training College or college of education or university are known by that name). Most guys were rude to her but I had special respect for her because what baffled me was her age and the educational qualification - WASC? Somehow, we got attracted to each other and after the school hours we were like husband and wife. We were just friends and not more than that. One of our teachers who had his eyes on her got to know how close we were and I was persecuted for being his "rival." My gain, later, was the lessons she assisted me with and it helped me to skip going to spend another four years in the secondary school. Two years of rigorous coaching while working with her help catapulted me into the University two years after leaving the Modern School. We met later as students at the great University of Ife. (she was a year ahead of me) and our love life blossomed to a full relationship which would have ended in marriage if not because of our religious differences that didn't go down with her parents. That was my only remarkable school romance experience.

defemidefemi:
do u still compose song?

yes I do.

MissAssy:
Assumpta

dear, what does d name implies?

nkemdi89:
yes I do.

but u're not a singer, are u?

odukoyayinka:
The day I saw and hear a guy and a girl doin d lamba limbo lamba in school...as usual we stay late forming bados back then....and also toasting other babes...it happend it was a girl I crushed on...it was sad painful bt life went on...that was d last day I crushed on her....

Ehya sowi

Rapmoney:
Sorry, if you did not attend a mixed secondary school... The fact is that you missed a lot!!! . I attended a mixed secondary school with lots of lively boys and girls and you know what? Secondary school romance is one thing you look back at and smile! . You just smile at your 'innocent childishness' but what could you have done then? Life is in stages and one must attain different stages and outgrow them later.

I remember these with nostalgia!!!

1) I wrote a love letter to a girl in JSS2 and I was in JSS3. I never knew she was a 'mama's pet' and she started crying! She reported the matter to the principal who was never in good terms with me and I was asked to carry hollow block in front of the entire students during morning assembly! I couldn't raise my head to walk uprightly in the school premises for one week. See shame!!! Even my younger sister tell me say I f-up die!!!

2) In SS2, a new babe was admitted to my class. She was damn pretty and every guy wanted to be her friend! In order to play a sharp Warfi guy, I started 'escorting' her home everyday from school to be 'closer than others'. I even shun other babes for her sake and in the end, her dad was transfered to another state, so she left...she didn't spend up to a term! Those babes who I 'relegated' ganged up with some bad belle guys and they started calling me 'Escortoyor' (guy wey dey escort babe only)!!! It took the grace of Baba God before that name was erased!

Abeg, you can share yours!

Happy weekend to all!!!

Let's keep the fun rolling...!!!

Nice name dude!! Escortoyor(in Phino's voice)

bettercreature:
Those girls were not actually pretty we were just too young,15 years later,checking some of them on facebook and instagram and i was dissapointed!
It was all about letter writting

You just nailed it bro..

Logician:


All you always have to say is American this or that. Seems you never believed you'd live the american dream.

There was even nothing like American dream, it was only a marketing scam.

Did yu attend Command?

Simitrendy:
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My best kind of Thread

I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students)


That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor


He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter

The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker


Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock.

And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment



Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe.


Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps


The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.


His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks





After we left High school




You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni




And you know what happened



They're dating now....



I mean dey love themselves like kilode now







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jamalchance:
Am I the only Nigeria guy that never wrote love letter during my pry/sec skul days ?

Comot there guy, you dey lie.

Modern School after primary which is equivalent of present-day Middle School


The mention of that reminds me of folks from my dads generation....lol you sure are not from the bread and butter generation.

cupidhero:
We once carried a rival school's sign post from Osisioma junction back to my secondary school located in Eziama in Aba north L.G.A. We did the same ish to a private school located in ogbor hill.
Imagine me foolishly concealing a machete,bayonets and a jack knife to school. Thank God i'm all grown and wiser now. I won't even walk with a bunch of keys on my jeans or chinos currently. Growing up has realy changed my life.

I smell ngwa high school, wilcox memorial, national high school, all saints etc.......nwa Aba me I went through faith tabernacle in ogbor hill

FaithDaniel:
Wow, being a pweiti student in second sch was fun. During labour period you alway have a volunteer that will help. But Ciros guys styl writes love letters oo

We need to empirically evaluate the beauty. Pics or ......

Calebosko:
mine was noting to write home about,my croush did somting wrong and they gave her purnishment,they gave her a very big portion of grass to cut, and that no one should help her, i wanted to form a hero and later went in the evening to help her cut d grass when everyone was gone, d next day, i dont know if she bost to her friend that i help her,and it get to the teacher"s ear, so the teacher came to our class and brought me out, n start to flog me, he said that he wil only stop when i cry, as a big boy wey i be, and plenty girls in the class, 2 shine d cane was even beta than to cry, so i maintain and he flog me upto 20 in one hand, and he began to pity,cus he saw my eyes turning red even dou i didnt cry,i later left the room and pour out cry and tears alone, when i left home it took my sister two days to revive my hand with hot water and salt, but stil i was on friend zone with d girl since she had a guy outside scul

Eyaaaaaaaa

Hmmn... mine is a bit different story.

I was in Pry 6, young, naive but brilliant. I used to win awards as best overall student during Prize Giving Days.
There was this girl i liked so much, her name was Taiwo Bajomo. I had thought of all possible ways to approach the matter but none came to fruition. So I thought to confide in my padi padi of life-Babalola. He told me to write a love note and hide it in Taiwo's desk after school hours. Hmmn...sweet plan abi. We even devised ways to change the handwriting so no one would know it was me.

On that fateful day, I waited behind after everyone had gone home alongside Babalola. I even changed my handwriting as a disguise measure. I could vividly recall I didnt include my name because if I did, I would be in hot soup. I folded the small sheet of paper three times, dumped it in her desk and went home.

The following morning, around 11.20; just at the time we were about to go for long break, that was how our class teacher then, Mr. Adeleye called me to his table. I sensed something had gone wrong for him to call me in an unusual manner. The only one thing he would call me for was to answer questions in class, which I always did,brilliantly well.

Looking with utter disappointment, he asked me: "Anthony, what do you know about love?" For the first time in my life,I felt so shameful and wished the ground could just open up and swallow me in it. I felt so ashamed and surprised at the same time. All the rehearsed answers to the dictionary definition of love eluded me. I was so sad. I looked in utter dismay.
I couldnt say a word! I just prayed and wished no one else knew about it. But i was sure she would have narrated the story to her twin brother; Kehinde.

I didnt talk to Taiwo for a month plus. Even when i wanted to borrow eraser, I would put up this straight look and pretend all i wanted was an eraser. Taiwo should be studying Medicine now, while our teacher would have retired by now

Two questions have kept bothering me till date:
1. How did Taiwo ever know that I was the one who wrote the letter?
2. Why would Taiwo go and report me to the class teacher; Mr Adeleye for someone expressing his genuine admiration of her?

Written in 3 minutes by Nigeria's Creative Designer/Photographer: Tonydoo Visuals

defemidefemi:
but u're not a singer, are u?

formerly I really don't have a sonorous voice but now I do better in shower. no public performance but I still write my lyrics.

Setaje:
Memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ebun was my crush in primary school. His father was a neurosurgeon in luth then. Most of us in the school, our parents were working in luth. He was so so brilliant. Won all the awards then. We entered the same secondary school. But not the same class. Jss2 first term he valled me. Was going home wiv school bus when his best friend efe came to my window and told me to come down. And gave me cake, flowers, etc. Everybody started screaming o even my seniors.

I didn't no how to tell my parents so I lied that my friend who is a girl valled me and I want to buy something back. So dad gave my big sister money to buy vals present for the girl that valled me. When we got to the super market, my sister was picking teddy bear and girly things. . I wanted to die. Luckily enough I spoted a nice big sewing kit and in jss 2, they were already teaching us sewing in home economics. I told my sister I wanted that. And chocolates and all those fanciful biros and pen. A very big set. The next day when I got to school my friend titi sent it to him in class after so much paparazzi. Everybody was watching. She dropped it for me and I ran away. Am still friends wiv him. He left in jss2 cus his father died. Relocated to the u.s. I prayed a lot for him to come back . We are still friends. He is Still very brilliant. Has his own company. LBF. Please go like his page and support him. Life, breathe, football. It's a soccer football clothing brand...... Those are one of the Nigerians doing us proud.

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Georgina ehhh
*rolling on the floor*

kadree:
Georgina! Georgina!! Wetin my eye c because of u still neva fit comot for my mind since1997, den in j s s 3. because of Georgina I decided to face dis brief, lil thick guy who find no oda place to always find comfort apart from Georgin a's rader . I lie to my friends say d guy dey always dey abuse all of us but meanwhile, na only me know say na just because of Georgina i dey vex wit d guy.
Well, it got to a point where we av to show our strength, nai dem set us(gidigbo) *to d public school goers, I hail oo* Bn a tall boy n one who was a strong fan of jackie chan, na I first throw one kick wey I don dey imagine for months as e go take b for my opponent body. So wen it was time wit d small stout stature looking guy, I felt "Oh God, tnk u for dis fud"
As I throw my long leg, nai dis guy jus weave go side n d nxt tin wey I c, na my tall body wey suspend for air n before I go say make I analyse wetin dey apun, na ground d guy dey from get nice time wit my face. My face just dey welcome all d punch wey d guy dey throw. Make God elp me bless dat guy wey come save life dat day. up till nw, I don't know y d guy took it so personal wit me. I get up wit my swollen face, dust my body, pick my school sandal, sofri dey go house.
I reach house, greet mumsy, she answer without d expected questions. before I ask of fud, she don serve me already. I eat enta rum go slp.
Later for nite wen popsy don balance well for sitting room,dey listen to him favorite sound *dat old instrumental wey dey welcome NTA CHANNEL 10 NEWS for nite, na my mama unleash d ballistic question "wetin do u for eye?" nai I answer "wen I dey come bck from school, I hit my face for iron rode" mumsy open mouth for like 5 minutes without finding d strength to close it . Her look was like "wich kind olodo b dis? even up to d point of telling gud lies?lolz A funny past moment I swear

I was in SS 2 and there was this dazzling fair girl in my class whom most guys back then died for ever since she got admitted into our school in SS1. Meanwhile, I never knew back then that she was craving for me too until one day. She asked me for my note ( which she often did) but on this particular occasion, as she was returning the note, she inserted 2 Oxford Digestive biscuits into d book. When I got the package, I was stunned to my bone marrows. Actually that was what I have ever longed for - her love and attention - and see her being the one to make the first real move. But see me oh, I very childishly became afraid afterwards that next time ( not long afterwards) she asked for my note again, I refused to oblige her instead told her someone else was already with it. Unfortunately she laater knew I had lied big time because not long after at all, she saw another girl collect d note from me. She rushed to where I was and flung my lie to my face but very pathetically. I never forgave myself afterwards even till now because this was same girl I had been dying for, even had wet dreams about, come to give me her love and because of my childish shyness I lost it for good.

nebukadnezzari:




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