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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 9:49pm On Oct 24, 2015
TheMainMan:
.. I dnt... What kind of job?.. Chisombenedicta.. Someone has a job for U..
Lol....am not looking for job oooh
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 9:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
Leitner:

It's nothing- my own first time of visiting OAU was during PUME and 2nd time was resumption.

So you visited that boy just 4 times? grin
Lol...i dare not!afta wat they did to me embarassed I went there jes once
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Wats happening here shocked U shldrn shud not misbehave,Oya Highcuerayte nd Themainman hug ursef kiss
Hug? You wan make I school in kirikiri
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2015
Can someone tell us some jokes this place is becoming insipid.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 9:58pm On Oct 24, 2015
Highcuerayte:
Hug? You wan make I school in kirikiri
Lol...yea hug,no homo wink
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 10:05pm On Oct 24, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Lol...yea hug,no homo wink
Babe, na Nigeria we dey. Before you explain say no string attached judge don "I rise" and before you understand what is happening person don spend 4 years in Kirikiri.

That aside, what did you do with your day?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by TheMainMan: 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Lol....am not looking for job oooh
.. Ok
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 10:07pm On Oct 24, 2015
Highcuerayte:
Babe, na Nigeria we dey. Before you explain say no string attached judge don "I rise" and before you understand what is happening person don spend 4 years in Kirikiri.

That aside, what did you do with your day?
Nufin special...I went to the moon smiley
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 10:12pm On Oct 24, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Nufin special...I went to the moon smiley
And You couldn't take me along. Could it be what I think?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 10:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Lol....am not looking for job oooh
Scan ur documents Abi Na CV and mail it to my e-mail;
We go talk payment later.
But first of all....
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by greatdavid1: 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2015
IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE TO BE ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS IN NIG. Arsenal would be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year but na by force to succeed. Manchester city would be IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY where the students purchase all the expensive items and live big but are never interested in their primary assignments. Liverpool would be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers. Manchester Utd would be UNILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except during final exams and achieve good results. Chelsea would be Olabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which the Govt will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year. Real madrid would be University of Ibadan UI - where students think they perform best and kee beefing the best students of other schools. Barcelona would be Obafemi Awolowo University OAU - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best results in the whole country... You Agree Or Disagree?

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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2015
greatdavid1:
IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE TO BE ACADEMIC
INSTITUTIONS IN NIG.
Arsenal would be UNIBEN - where the
students work hard throughout the year but
na by force to succeed.
Manchester city would be IGBINEDION
UNIVERSITY where the students purchase all
the expensive items and live big but are
never interested in their primary
assignments.
Liverpool would be UNILAG - where the
students are very much proud of the
academic achievements of their
grandfathers.
Manchester Utd would be UNILORIN - where
students don't perform well in class except
during final exams and achieve good results.
Chelsea would be Olabisi Onabanjo
University OOU - where students fail and put
the blame on their VC after which the Govt
will intervene to find a new VC for the school
every year.
Real madrid would be University of Ibadan
UI - where students think they perform best
and kee beefing the best students of other
schools.
Barcelona would be Obafemi Awolowo
University OAU - where students work hard,
perform well in class and achieve the best
results in the whole country...
You Agree Or Disagree?
Take 5!
But then,who will be our World best Footballer;CR7;
Abi Nauh?
CR7 outta come 4rm us!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sazy(m): 12:46am On Oct 25, 2015
cool
chisombenedicta:
U neva even start,resumption date is now nov 15 i.e we will resume mid april angry
April ke.....:-...Make den no try am ooo..........Anyway dir is notin prayers can nt do.....cool
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 12:52am On Oct 25, 2015
sazy:
coolApril ke.....:-...Make den no try am ooo..........Anyway dir is notin prayers can nt do.....cool
Make we resume May Go better. More money and time to acquire skills.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jiboy95(m): 1:03am On Oct 25, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Accounting...Urz?
Education and English language
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 7:33am On Oct 25, 2015
UPDATE: 154 days to go
#Resumption 2015/16 academic session
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:14am On Oct 25, 2015
Leitner:

What happened? I'm curious to know grin

So you've been to OAU b4- was it during Post Utme?
grin she has stories to tell,and ogbeni...Awo is for great men,like MOI cheesy
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Highcuerayte: 12:43pm On Oct 25, 2015
I want to brief you guys about our upcoming wedding introduction between me and our chisombenedicta.cheesy
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 1:18pm On Oct 25, 2015
Highcuerayte:
I want to brief you guys about our upcoming wedding introduction between me and our chisombenedicta.cheesy
Oh Lord God,forgive me for this! Where the heck are my guns?!! Bennie,come here noww! Na true?? Time to soak those guns
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sazy(m): 1:22pm On Oct 25, 2015
Highcuerayte:
Make we resume May Go better. More money and time to acquire skills.
Guy d early d beta we resume....o angry
Highcuerayte:
Make we resume May Go better. More money and time to acquire skills.
Guy d early d beta we resume....o
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by crowniran(m): 3:31pm On Oct 25, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

U welcome.
The latest info anyone here wud have had in mind,is invariably the same.And that is;
-The real date for releasal of 2nd batch.
-Is there reading room in each hall or floor rather?
sure, dia is
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 6:11pm On Oct 25, 2015
BlueRat:
Oh Lord God,forgive me for this! Where the heck are my guns?!! Bennie,come here noww! Na true?? Time to soak those guns
Pls shoot him cry na lie
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Trinxzy(m): 6:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
greatdavid1:
IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE TO BE ACADEMIC
INSTITUTIONS IN NIG.
Arsenal would be UNIBEN - where the
students work hard throughout the year but
na by force to succeed.
Manchester city would be IGBINEDION
UNIVERSITY where the students purchase all
the expensive items and live big but are
never interested in their primary
assignments.
Liverpool would be UNILAG - where the
students are very much proud of the
academic achievements of their
grandfathers.
Manchester Utd would be UNILORIN - where
students don't perform well in class except
during final exams and achieve good results.
Chelsea would be Olabisi Onabanjo
University OOU - where students fail and put
the blame on their VC after which the Govt
will intervene to find a new VC for the school
every year.
Real madrid would be University of Ibadan
UI - where students think they perform best
and kee beefing the best students of other
schools.
Barcelona would be Obafemi Awolowo
University OAU - where students work hard,
perform well in class and achieve the best
results in the whole country...
You Agree Or Disagree?
I disagree...obafemi awolo university should be machester united...no reason though undecided
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 6:38pm On Oct 25, 2015
Trinxzy:
I disagree...obafemi awolo university should be machester united...no reason though undecided
Yeah!
United We Stand o!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by LagunJay: 7:40pm On Oct 25, 2015
embarassed cry
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ninilomo(f): 8:33pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hi,evening,I'm new here..waiting for the 2nd list also..aggregate-247 going for pharmacy and I'm from ekiti state whose aggregate-248..waiting on the lord for a miracle cos I believe in miracle
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by dannyoung007: 8:45pm On Oct 25, 2015
ninilomo:
Hi,evening,I'm new here..waiting for the 2nd list also..aggregate-247 going for pharmacy and I'm from ekiti state whose aggregate-248..waiting on the lord for a miracle cos I believe in miracle
God will help you and hope you did not jst sit down hoping?hope you have made some moves
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ninilomo(f): 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2015
dannyoung007:

God will help you and hope you did not jst sit down hoping?hope you have made some moves
nah,I didn't sit all day hoping and yes,I used all connections that came by..
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Tobilastik(m): 9:05pm On Oct 25, 2015
ninilomo:
Hi,evening,I'm new here..waiting for the 2nd list also..aggregate-247 going for pharmacy and I'm from ekiti state whose aggregate-248..waiting on the lord for a miracle cos I believe in miracle

Yh... Miracles still happen, but my advice for you is to look for someone that knows someone who is related to someone in that faculty... U really tried, God bless ur hustle!
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ninilomo(f): 9:14pm On Oct 25, 2015
Tobilastik:

Yh... Miracles still happen, but my advice for you is to look for someone that knows someone who is related to someone in that faculty... U really tried, God bless ur hustle!
yeah..thank u
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by dannyoung007: 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2015
ninilomo:
nah,I didn't sit all day hoping and yes,I used all connections that came by..
Make sense.now it is left for God to do the rest.till next month sha
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by JSMMUYIWA(m): 11:22pm On Oct 25, 2015
ninilomo:
Hi,evening,I'm new here..waiting for the 2nd list also..aggregate-247 going for pharmacy and I'm from ekiti state whose aggregate-248..waiting on the lord for a miracle cos I believe in miracle
Did you say Ekiti catchment score is 248?

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