this happened some 4 years ago.
I went to get my hair cut as I normally do every weekend,after few minutes I was done, clean cut and looking smart, I had to apply a little talcum powder to sooth the itching and keep me fresh atleast till I close for the day. I went back to my shop which was located 2 shops away from the babbers saloon in thesame plaza.
When I sat down I decided to commence my reading since I was preparing for my jamb exams, just then a man in his early 30's walked in, he was good looking and mere looking at him you will sense the aura of the good life on him. I brought down my leg from the table as he sat down. As is customary for me, I greeted him politely ;good afternoon sir forcing a smile, how can I help you? He smiled back and gave me a look that suggest he has seen my face somewhere, oohh you were that handsome guy that just left the saloon?. I just smiled and he proceeded to bring out a list of things he wanted, I adviced him against buying some products his electrician suggested explaining that they were of low quality. He was really happy with the way I explained things to him, and before I could know it we were already discussing and laughing.
As we were discussing he noticed I was solving some arithmetics before he came in,he asked what exam I was reading for, and I told him I have jamb exams in few days, he asked why I don't go for NDA and I told him it requires connection and I dnt really have interest in the military. He tried to convince me into cultivating interest on it. We exchanged cell numbers and he asked to give him a call when I make up my mind, promising to help me if I decide to apply.
I was relieved when he left cause I wasn't the type that fancied too much talking. Few minutes later my girlfriend came in with one of my friends,we were throwing shades at ourselves when a call came in,i was surprised to see it was the man that just left. I quickly answered the call thinking he might have forgotten something with me. When I picked he explained his identity and then progressed to ask me why I didn't call to ask if he successfully got home, I was surprised at the question but gave him a diplomatic answer, he then continued asking irrelevant questions, what really striked a chord was when he asked hope he is cultivating friendship Btw the both of us and ended the call with "take care of yourself for me ". That was when the whole picture started taking shape, the guys that carried his clipper to his car, the two guys at the back sit, the kind of hair cut he had, he's definitely gay I thought, I was even more surprised when I found out we talked for 15mins.
When dropped the call, my friend called me aside and told me that what I did wasn't fair, I was surprised I didn't remember saying or doing anything wrong, I nearly laughed when he asked me why I called a lady in front of my girlfriend. I told him the caller was a guy and narrated what transpired, I was really furious that someone will look at a full fledged guy like me and tell me bullshit. My friend calmed me down and told me to play along, that he has a plan.
He suggested we lure the guy to a place, extort money from him and beat him up. I wanted to go with the plans but the last conversation I had with the guy on the phone made me change my mind. He started telling me he love's me and stuffs like that, I really got angry and told him to stay off me or I'll kill him, I was so angry that I didn't know when I told him to thank his stars that I couldn't have the patience to pull through with my plan, that I would have beaten him till he turned straight, he hanged up and didn't call me again.
After a few months, I was surprised to see him when I pulled up on traffic and saw his car adjacent to mine, I wound down and kept on starring in his direction, he couldn't even look back at me. Once the traffic light turned green, he just veered off like somebody was pursuing him. I just laughed and cruised off.
What really got me thinking was what attracted him to me, atleast I dnt act all girlish. It really felt like a slap on my face to have a guy like me tell me such things.
Have you had such an experience? You are free to share yours

Lol

wilybebsy:
Aaaaaah

misspicy:

Wha?

OP, i can tell u are lieing and i can tell u are a bleeping faqqot. Ask me why

Con tea new

Durentt:
OP, i can tell u are lieing and i can tell u are a bleeping faqqot. Ask me why

Why

x6blade:
Con tea new

Brother ayaf finish

hmmmmm

They are ever where, imagine one, a very known Tv personality, an international representative of Nigeria, with multiple awards, an Ambassador asking me for a kiss or hug, I was even ashamed for him, I have had multiple experiences with these guys and I seriously detest their actions, what would u benefit when u burst a fellow man's asss'ole what? And leave him scared and in perpetual pains forever,

I dey Come.
Ogu .Bring me that Plastic chair.. Yes the White one.Ehn ooo
* Sits down with bottled water "

faith551:


Wha?

bro ur story dont add up,its filled with lies eg,he dropped his number for you yet he called 15 minutes after he left,how did he get your number

u were preparing for jamb as at that time yet u drive a car?

bro read ur writeup again and construct a perfect story

So u wan tell us say u be Fyn boi

hopeforcharles:
They are ever where, imagine one, a very known Tv personality, an international representative of Nigeria, with multiple awards, an Ambassador asking me for a kiss or hug, I was even ashamed for him, I have had multiple experiences with these guys and I seriously detest their actions, what would u benefit when u burst a fellow man's asss'ole what? And leave him scared and in perpetual pains forever,

Brother the thing pain me ooo, I just can't stand such things. The thought of my kids growing up in a world where they stand to be molested by kids of thesame sex weakens me

faith551:


Why

1, u barb ur hair every weekend, dats faqqish enough
2. U were even rubbing talcum powder. Nawaooh
3. U are saying ur fellow man is very goodlooking when u saw him, dats how gay men act.
4. U sat down and put ur leg on the table,. Bruh, dats too feminine
5. U even smiled at da guy sef. Did u wink at him too. Let me stop here. U are a gay, stop pretending puhleease

misspicy:

bro ur story dont add up,its filled with lies eg,he dropped his number for you yet he called 15 minutes after he left,how did he get your number

u were preparing for jamb as at that time yet u drive a car?

bro read ur writeup again and construct a perfect story

Everything in the story adds up sis.
I had to re edit time after time just to make it short cause I know ppl here dnt really like reading lengthy posts.
I wrote jamb 3 times, and what am talking about happened when I was preparing for the last one.
I started driving at age 18

faith551:



Everything in the story adds up sis.
I had to re edit time after time just to make it short cause I know ppl here dnt really like reading lengthy posts.
I wrote jamb 3 times, and what am talking about happened when I was preparing for the last one.
I started driving at age 18

ok o...

thank God for you tho

Durentt:

1, u barb ur hair every weekend, dats faqqish enough
2. U were evening rubbing talcum powder. Nawaooh
3. U are saying ur fellow man is very goodlooking when u saw him, dats how gay men act.
4. U sat down and put ur leg on the table,. Bruh, dats too feminine
5. U even smiled at da guy sef. Did u wink at him too. Let me stop here. U are a gay, stop pretending puhleease

Lol.
(1) I do like my hair short, and it pretty much grows fast.
(2) after hair cuts I normally have itching around my neck, that's why I applied the powder.
(3) theirs nothing wrong in saying a guy is good looking, I didn't say he is sexy.
(4) It was a hot afternoon, so I just felt like sitting back on the chair, place my leg on the table and take in the cool breeze from the fan. Btw am I not permitted to do anything I like in my own space?
(5) that is a business area, and you have to be polite to keep your customers?. I respective of gender or age, I greet you with a smile when you walk in.
(6) I DETEST GAYS,

Thank God for your life boss

misspicy:
ok o...
thank God for you tho

Do you still think am lying?

A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of ₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford).
While eating&waiting,I notice a rich man in agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis richman & told him he lost his wife & need money...Immediately, d richman gave him a millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).
Another man went in crying dat he lost his father & needed money 4 burial, this good rich man gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned courage and went to d richman's front.
I told him I lost my grandfather & I need money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise










"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"

Utchgirl:

Anty what am I did?

mrsefan:
So u wan tell us say u be Fyn boi

I didn't say so. You are the beautiful one here @ ur dp

faith551:


Do you still think am lying?

no buh u did nt address the first error i stated

faith551:


Do you still think am lying?

no buh u did nt address the first error i stated

ClassCaptain:
A senior friend asked me to wait 4 him in an
eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for sumtin of
₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford).

While eating&waiting,I notice a rich man in
agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to dis
richman & told him he lost his wife & need
money...Immediately, d richman gave him a
millon naira cheque
out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father
& needed money 4 burial, this good rich man
gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Kini
mo gbo? I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I was cooking in my mind, d type of pitiful lie I'll
also tell 2 rececive my own 1 million...I summoned
courage and went to d richman's
front.

I told him I lost my grandfather & I need
money (I was crying,sheddingcrocodile
tears...).whileI was expecting this man to open his
brief case & give me a cheque too, suddenly I
heard a noise











"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!!
MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST
LIKE THAT"

Lol, funny guy?
My guess, the man gave you his cell phone number and asked you to come to his hotel room

[quote author=faith551 post=39422478]
Anty what am I did? [/quote

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misspicy:

no buh u did nt address the first error i stated

Sorrry
That was what I was going to address when I said I had to edit to shorten the story.
We exchanged cell phone numbers, he gave me his and asked me to flash his line so he could get mine. Remember I didn't sense fowl play then, I was interacting with him on a business platform. I didn't know he had ulterior motive