shekalamin:
I'm really in a "quagmire"

Lectures av started

N av nt been cleared

#unilorindotheneedful

Y nt js go 2 uil pending d tym u'll b cleared? I'll advice u 2 get some materials 2 work on 4rm a coursemate because dey wud really rush things nd if u dnt act fast,u might lag. All d best!

Emeriva:

Nope. Wat is it about?

. Wooing pretty girls like you

Emeriva:

Nope. Wat is it about?

. Wooing pretty girls like you
BTW starts at 6pm

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khassy:
DEDICATED TO MY REAL NIGGER BOOMBAY

NARROWLYMISSED 1000

Thanks man!! if I land for Ilorin dem go knw say somebody has landed

I sent a plea E-mail to admissions2015@unilorin.edu.ng o They no even reply me back

NOBODYY:
I sent a plea E-mail to admissions2015@unilorin.edu.ng o
They no even reply me back

lol. Wat type of plea??

Akjwyzepal:
o ga o so u dy sell car u no kum fit give ambali 1 in exchange 4 d list, mzlarem knws ur adress

Lol...... Abi

NOBODYY:
I sent a plea E-mail to admissions2015@unilorin.edu.ng o
They no even reply me back

Looooooool

lotusflower:
Y am I nt surprised Nonsense u. Well,I dnt like banana. I prefer apple

I laugh oooo

itsmero:
Lmao.... I can see u like trouble...

He doesn't like trouble..he likes gals

razor123:
lol. Wat type of plea??

I was like Dear sir/ma Pls When will the second list be out? I will really appreciate if i can get a reply Thank you sir/ma God bless you sir/ma

And the shit delivered...Yet dey didn't even send ordinary "ok" to me Thier yanga is too much seff

dpacificheraclx:
Use of English, Mathematics Economics with any one of the following Sybjects:-

Government
History
Accounts
Geography

hi,pls can an art student use eng,maths,comm and econs

lotusflower:
Looooooool

So u seff dey laugh me abi?

NOBODYY:
I sent a plea E-mail to admissions2015@unilorin.edu.ng o
They no even reply me back

my fellow pharmacist..I don't knw any exact chill pill,I myt av prescribed it 2u..d list will be out when it'll be out nd our names re surely gonna be in it..So stop looking,sounding and acting desperate.

itsmero:
I laugh oooo

Ehn ehn,u dey laff me abi? iffa cash u ehhhn?

Sveen:
Badt babe. See as dem Boyz dey fight on top your matter.

I don't know what they are fighting for




Two hours to go for the big challenge

sylvar02:


I'll like to woo sombody... if there's any leftover

Der ain't no "leftover" its either u choose someone or u challenge a person wu has chosen d gal u wanna woo

Temmi001:
Ooops! I missed page 1000 oo. No thanks to the thick bushes along IB expressway. Now. We're even stranded, our Brake got fault. We're all outside the bus! To think that I still have to see my HOD today. Poor maintenance culture! Kaii!
To all those who were so generous, I salute y'all. A plot of land on 1000 is valuate in billions of dollars!
MzLarem, you're awesome.
GideonG, My internet entrepreneur
Ousmayne, I do really appreciate your concern sir. Thank God for airtel's data
wheesin, where have you being?
DharmyYinks, awon boss mi!
Haywhy911, you too much.
Titidi, you just left us ma.
Sveen, the grandiloquent grammatical savvy, Plaudits!
Nicky058, you're always lolestical!
IDGAF, I'm loyal sir.
Royalty100, well, your moniker says it all.
Rkarang, scholar of life!
Khassy, lol, bad boy scholar.
TheMainMain, you are the main man bro.
AkjwyZepal, abeg wetin dz moniker mean
Boombay, how is Atlanta?
Duke59, of the greatest bosses.
Reekado, we still have a rap battle oo
lotusflower, I greet you ma.
Senioritacristo, Our sister in christ.
DrHaziz, prof. Of life.
And to those other monikers I can't remember, you all have been great fa! I'll say, ''where would you rather be.''
I greet you all.

hope u hv gotten to ilorin safely ma'am

NOBODYY:

I was like
Dear sir/ma
Pls When will the second list be out?
I will really appreciate if i can get a reply
Thank you sir/ma
God bless you sir/ma


And the shit delivered...Yet dey didn't even send ordinary "ok" to me
Thier yanga is too much seff

Lol. Just imagine say dem go see d email come announce am. All of dem go just dy mu wa shere

Chai...And dats how I missed page 1000....dammit! None of u could even buy land in my name..diaris God oo

MzLarem:
my fellow pharmacist..I don't knw any exact chill pill,I myt av prescribed it 2u..d list will be out when it'll be out nd our names re surely gonna be in it..So stop looking,sounding and acting desperate.

Sounding /acting desperate??
C'mon Am desperate! Baje Baje...
If only u know how boredom is tearing me apart ehn..
The thing wey vex me pass be say..They're forcing me to take Futa's post utme

NOBODYY:

So u seff dey laugh me abi?

Sori jere. I js remembered dat I did somefin similar last year because my mind wasn't @ rest. All dsame,dis year z ours. Be calm dere

Lemme go and rest so I can be strong during d wooing challenge
Brb
#observer

Temmi001 (007 james bond baddest sister) Hope the bus has started moving??

DharmyYinks:
Chai...And dats how I missed page 1000....dammit! None of u could even buy land in my name..diaris God oo

Eeyah.... Pele dear! Nxt tym

lotusflower:
Sori jere. I js remembered dat I did somefin similar last year because my mind wasn't @ rest. All dsame,dis year z ours. Be calm dere

This is my own first attempt at any university sha..
All these 2 years 3 years story about "how dey waited for admission" normally scare me like hell!

Wow the fastest moving set thread I v ever seen, kudos to those who kept it up, and miss temmii learnt u r in Ilorin now, wah Dept owns this great scholar fa?? would like to meet ya fa

razor123:

Lol. Just imagine say dem go see d email come announce am. All of dem go just dy mu wa shere

Them go see d email for sure
One of my friends mailed them & complained that they av not cleared him nd dey've started clearing other people in his course and the replied him nd told him to be patient that he should re-check his portal shortly
He sent the mail the exact time i did...them reply the guy & dem no reply me...They gave me first class fipa

lotusflower:
Ehn ehn,u dey laff me abi? iffa cash u ehhhn?

Lol...... I no laff oo.... But youre funny sha..
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NOBODYY:

This is my own first attempt at any university sha..
All these 2 years 3 years story about "how dey waited for admission" normally scare me like hell!

Lol,dnt worry dear. Put ur mind @ rest!