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How To Know A True Friend by donephi(m): 8:42pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Got this from a friend and decided to share... A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend? Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too: 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing. Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves. ⭕1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! ⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"! ⭕3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped. ⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it. ⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. ⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! ⭕7. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter. |
Re: How To Know A True Friend by Joygalore(f): 8:49pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Are you a true friend? |
Re: How To Know A True Friend by donephi(m): 8:51pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Joygalore: Off course I am |
Re: How To Know A True Friend by raywise17(m): 8:51pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
I have a friend who once helped me to buy school uniform wen my money was not enough dats a true friend...ftc 1 Like |
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