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10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:34pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
The Ivory Tower is supposed to be a place where one is expected to be well-grounded with the ability to present oneself to the outside world in the best possible way. This is the same reason why people in the eastern parts of Nigeria refer to it as 'Mahadum' which literarily means 'Know it all'. It is so pathetic to come to terms with the fact that the reverse is the case as can be seen in most graduates today in our society! Below are some signs to show that someone who passed through the Ivory Tower could still be a half-baked graduate! ![]() 1) You can't apply the uses of the 8 Parts of Speech in speaking and writing. Some Engineering and Science graduates would tell you that this isn't important because these are not part of their course of study! What an unforgiveable fallacy!!! So what have you been doing during your primary and secondary school days? ![]() 2) You can't read beyond two pages of a book. Reading is basically one of the various ways of learning so if you can't read beyond two pages of a book, I seriously wonder how you managed to pass your courses in the university! There are graduates who complain frequently about a 20-line write-up being too lengthy to read...they are many on this forum! The truth is that you would definitely miss out on vital information if you have this character and you are no better than a half-baked graduate!!! Quote me if you like! ![]() 3) You studied Mechanical Engineering yet you still take your car to the mechanic workshop to change common engine oil and other little things! 4) You studied Elect/Elect, yet you can't even change as simple as a lamp holder in your house! You are a half-baked graduate!!! 5) You can't teach others! If you can't transfer the knowledge and skills you claimed to have acquired in school to others, it surely makes you a half-bakie!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 6) You are a half-baked graduate if you still lack confidence in conversing intelligently and creating relationships with fellow ambitious and enlightened graduates like you!!! Stop chasing small street girls that hawk one thing or the other and go for your class if you know you are 'good-to-go' ![]() 7) You are a half-baked graduate if you still cannot read and write efficiently! As funny as it sounds, some 'graduates' can't read and write as learned folks! Maybe, you need to be enrolled in Reception Class in a nursery school where you can learn the basics of reading and writing ![]() 8. You are a half-baked graduate if you cannot use Microsoft Word! We will forgive you if you don't know any other basics in ICT but not Microsoft Word!!! In this modern time? ![]() ![]() 9) You are a half-baked graduate if you still sit joblessly in beer parlours, enthusiastically discussing secret cult escapades you had in school while your mates are busy building their careers in Agip and Exxon Mobil!!! 10) You are a half-baked graduate if all you could do with your BlackBerry and Iphone6 is to download numerous porn movies and chat with random girls!!! Peace! One love!!! ![]() 293 Likes 41 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
•You are a half-baked graduate if u can't balance an account as an accountancy graduate! •You are a half-baked graduate if u don't know what a commercial bank is and u're a banking/finance graduate! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 69 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by pet4ril(f): 10:36pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Hmmmmm, ucheche don suffer I swear ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:37pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
You are a half baked graduate if , all you do is sit down and struggling to be first to comment on nairaland, go get a job for Gods sake !! You are a half baked graduate if at your age' you cant 'toast' a babe, your mama in the village come dey find wife for you !! You are a half baked graduate if your 'last seen' on WhatsApp is always 1 minute ago, alaye, go find job for town and hustle. #I am Gods manure, Call Me The Holy Sh.it 75 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Artless360(m): 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Hmm |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:42pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
pet4ril:Shuo! Who be Uchechi na? ![]() |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:46pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:Hiohiohio!!! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by yungest(m): 10:50pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
OK sir...I will tell my HOD all dis 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:51pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:Your signature...you must be that Ibo babe from Abia or Imo! ![]() |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:53pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 10:56pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney:Yels oh! I rep Imo! ![]() 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by yungest(m): 10:58pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney:dunno....seen d characters |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 10:58pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
lagmostkuit:Truly, you are daughter of the soil ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 11:01pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney: ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:01pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
yungest:E mean say u go work very hard! After all, deh nor tie una placenta together! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 11:01pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
You are a half-baked graduate if you think this thread won't make FP 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:06pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:Chai! The Ovie of Urhobo on Nairaland! Mavo? ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by jhydebaba(m): 11:24pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Half-bake or average-bake, na money sure pass. Even madam ministerial nominee go still become minister though she missed a line in the national plegde on national tv. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:30pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
jhydebaba:Typical 'I don't care' mentality of a half-bakie in the making! ![]() 18 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney:lol.. no levo here bros.. U wey strong men for d street dey look up to both online and offline.. Ma digwe ghee u before men forget bottle for my head based on who u be.. I hail u bros! 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
You are a half baked graduate if you dnt knw hw to manage your resources well.... You no go school at all if you credit all your courses yet cant tell the meaning of atricoloticacaculos ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by jhydebaba(m): 11:36pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney:you that you are full - baked will write my speech for crumbs ![]() # money, power and position sure pass. 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by BrightEye(m): 11:47pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
I strongly agree with that no. 4.... I remember some years back, a graduate of elect\elect called me to his home, he needed me to complete the installation of a ceiling fan he bought, assembled, and hanged on the hook......he couldnt connect it to the power correctly. I was disappointed to see the way he was trying to connect it: he joined live and neutral of the fan chord together and inserted it into a terminal...... Even an office man knows that is a wrong connection. NOTE : I was a freed apprentice of electrical works. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:48pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:You be real Area! You get mouth! Who say ur water nor go boil, e own nor go hot ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:51pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
BrightEye:It is so annoying my brother. Anyway, may God bless ur hustle! ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Rapmoney(m): 11:52pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 11:56pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by BrightEye(m): 11:59pm On Oct 28, 2015 |
Rapmoney: Amen. Thanks very much. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Richiy(f): 12:00am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Very true...and they are so many on this Nairaland. Worse is that they are very easy to spot. When you are half baked, it is very visible in everything you do. If you are one, tell yourself the truth and start developing yourself. It is not too late. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Richiy(f): 12:02am On Oct 29, 2015 |
jhydebaba: You see ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You Are A 'Half-Baked' Graduate by Nobody: 12:02am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Rapmoney:I dive this prayer bros.. U too much! ![]() Make ur boy press am here na, make the thread for nor derail.. #KeepDoingYou #Jah_bless_You_and_Yours 4 Likes |
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