FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT ABIA STATE
UNIVERSITY(ABSU) AND HER STUDENTS..
MY OBSERVATIONS::::
-Okpa,Fries and fibre biscuit are the 3 most bought
commodities aside Recharge card.
-The number of guys visiting female hostels in a day is
twice
the number that visit the library(except during exam
period
)
-The two most popular lecturers in ABSU are HAGLAR
(Faculty of Law) and OGWURU(Faculty of Business
Admin)..go to any of them class without a black and
white costume...buddie,u will regret ever attending
their classes
-Faculty of Education and Faculty of law have more
mature and old
students(age wise)...lol...only in Law faculty will u see a
father and son in the same class receiving lectures..
-MICROBIOLOGY department got the highest
number
of fine girls.....
-Nursing Department got the highest number of runs
girls...
-Aba boys with their Starched Bladelike shirt..what is
left for them now is to starch ties,socks,hanky,monkey
jacket and what have u...
-SCIENCEBLOCK got the best football team...
-talking about swags and cute boys?....BIOCHEMISTRY on point.....
-Militant Faculty...give it to Environmental and Edu
faculty...if u understand what I mean...these two
faculties only fit close down school...
-Richest faculty goes to faculty of Law...those peeps can
bully and intimidate?!!!smh...
-Most expensive lodge: J and J hostel...the Lodge make
beta sense but na caretaker spoil am!!!smh....CAR
ETAKER!!!God is watching you OH!!!
PROUDLY IKENGA!!!! Your thoughts [color=#000099][/color]

Lolz, i did Harglar's course last semester. Dat man get serious wahala. Fixes lecture by 6.30. If he comes 2 class, he ld b checkn 4 doz nt wearing shoes, guys nt wearing tie, girls wearing long earrings n all doz unreasonable stuffs. If u miss his class once, uv missed all d atendance uv suffered 4, mshhheeewwww. Last semester wasnt jst funi at all. Offering both Ogwuru n Haglar in 1 semester, i survived it sha

How can you offer courses in faculty of business admin and law at d same time,guy i dey suspect you ooo

deolu2000: How can you offer courses in faculty of business admin and law at d same time,guy i dey suspect you ooo

I'm a business student, Harglar's course was a borrowed course (business law -law 243). Almost all d depts in business block meets Harglar at some point, so stop making me sound like i'm lying

pls i need advice. I got admission in absu this section. I'll be starting school fully by january. I need to know how many courses i'll be taking in my first semester. How many other text books that will be important beside GST101.
Pls i need accommodation how do i go about it? Proudly Ikengas pls help me.

GeorgeDominic: pls i need advice. I got admission in absu this section. I'll be starting school fully by january. I need to know how many courses i'll be taking in my first semester. How many other text books that will be important beside GST101.
Pls i need accommodation how do i go about it? Proudly Ikengas pls help me.

What department?

Oh boy!!!!! no be small tinzzzzzz oh. I jst graduated from Abia stress university,Economics department current serving my country anyway.
Everything u said is true, ohhhhhh Dr. Ogwuru ohhhhhh Dr. Ogwuru,I reserve my comment. Buh u knw wot? If u are not an Ikenga or Ikengress,u dey dull.......it was fun ryt there. D fries, d macdons, d cafe, upgate tins.......... no be say I go still advice my enemy to go the skul *****yes oh***** I mean am.
wetin be d difference btw absu and private university in terms of fees talk less of finding urself in a department like Economics. I pity u!!!!!! well,ol doz boys wey dey starch them cloth like say dem dey two inside d cloth eeeeeh,I wish u well oh. dem don dey use #20 starch ol dem cloth both socks and boxers.........God is watching.upon dat money dem no get, dnt be deceived oh girls.
Great Ikenga and Ikengress I hail oh!!!!!
I rest my case!

charlesblaze:
-talking about swags and cute boys?....BIOCHEMISTRY on point.....

Fact

Proudly Ikenga ABSU;Proudly aba boy;proudly from abiriba (small london). Biochemistry,graduated 2004.

Proudly an Ikenga, still in school sha, as of the time of commenting. cc lalasticlala

Proudly an Ikenga... GPD years back

So na igbo guy you be
Lols!.

lalasticlala:
Proudly an Ikenga... GPD years back

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and we d abians





we too good

Proudly an Ikenga... #Microbiology on point

Pls What's the meaning of ikenga? is it the Vc's name? someone should enlighten me.

BCH all the way