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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by GideonG(m): 7:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
itsmero:
Lol.... Whc kind... You're nt even serious... Na yi dariya... grin
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lolest nayi murmushi

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Harjeebs(m): 7:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 7:37pm On Oct 29, 2015
itsmero:
hehehehe..... Your own is good oooh....
lol,not as good as it seems tho'
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 7:40pm On Oct 29, 2015
Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.
Bro,we call this the 'missing dollar' riddle. The most amazing riddle ever. The truth is: there is no clear-cut answer to this riddle yet. Check google and see 4 yourself!
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Oskidoo(m): 7:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
hakuna matata.....it means don't worry for the rest of your days. it all problem free.. philosophy.. hakuna matata Unilorin aspirants

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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Badosqi(m): 7:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
haywhy911:
don't worry,bro. No U17 team in this world is a match for our golden eaglets. We are the numero uno! Brazil go hear am
yes oooo our boys are on fire, so hot nobody fit near them.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by rkarang: 7:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
GideonG:
Rkarang I doff my Gucci hat, prostrate to the boss! Howdy?










You are mouthed!


I still remain your humble Rkarang

I no no why Ousmayne start this play for here self (gives him knock for head)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by itsmero(f): 7:44pm On Oct 29, 2015
haywhy911:
lol,not as good as it seems tho'
na so all of una dy talk....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Badosqi(m): 7:48pm On Oct 29, 2015
klexycole:
Boss Na You ooo.
Sunday Is Gonna Be Fun.
More Traffic,More Comments.
We Gonna Trash The So-Called Almighty Brazil.
The Match Is 8pm.

Hope You Gonna Be With Us In Chile?? cool cool
lol.... 8pm that is super, more fun indeed. If match for 0:00-2:00am is generating high traffic then the kind traffic the thread will generate on sunday will be super.

No excuse this time from the mods, they must put the thread on ft early and update the scoreline. FUN FUN FUN.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by shekalamin: 7:54pm On Oct 29, 2015
[quote author=klexycole post=39491585] Breaking news from BBC!!

The Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years. Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m.

According to officials, the ” November Black Out” event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter.

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House. According to the report, on October 26, 2015, Venus & Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the southwest of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.
The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of Hydrogen into Space.

The Hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth's sun at approximately 2:50 a.m. The amass amount of Hydrogen making contact with the sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface. The explosions will cause the Sands surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees Kelvin in an instant.

The sun will then attempt to cease the explosions by emitting heat from its core. The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the sun reaches the bluish color, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its normal color to the Red Giant.

While the sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer. Because it takes anywhere from 7 to 8 and a half minutes depending on the Earth’s rotation for light from the sun to hit Earth, people will not know the
event has happened until 2:58 am on November
15th.

Some areas of the world may experience brief moments of light for 7 to 8 minutes, but the Earth will then go back to complete darkness until the Sun’s surface temperature has been restored.

SO,Y'ALL SHOULD CHILL.
NO RESUMPTION YET tongue

https://newswatch33.com/science/nasa-confirms earth-will-experience-15 days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/
[/quote

This is a hoax! Sorry to say.
I know you got it from somewhere and u do not mean to scare anyone. If such thing was really about to happen u'll hear about it in the news. Now the info quoted BBC but the reference stated at the end is contradictory( if u know what I mean). Go through BBC's official website and u won't see such. U won't find it on NASA's site as well.

Don't panic. Just chill.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by tens4real(m): 7:55pm On Oct 29, 2015
Abeg any chess player in da building8-)
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klexycole(m): 7:58pm On Oct 29, 2015
Badosqi:
lol.... 8pm that is super, more fun indeed. If match for 0:00-2:00am is generating high traffic then the kind traffic the thread will generate on sunday will be super.

No excuse this time from the mods, they must put the thread on ft early and update the scoreline. FUN FUN FUN.
Exactly Bro.
Dont Wanna Miss Those Mad And Rib Cracking Comments...
I Miss Nerdfrost...

Anyways,We Doing It Real Big Here In Chile.
My Blood Is Green.
Golden Eaglets.....Forward Ever! cheesy grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Titidi(f): 8:01pm On Oct 29, 2015
Gracioustee1:
Nop its just room with fan,1year light, n d room is painted. The landlord didn't give his house to agent that's y its cheap. So if you're interested u pay half 17500k
What about the kitchen and toilet?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by klexycole(m): 8:01pm On Oct 29, 2015
[quote author=shekalamin post=39495207][/quote] Yeah Bro. Already Said Its An Hoax. Thanks cool.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:03pm On Oct 29, 2015
itsmero:
na so all of una dy talk....
toh,how we go do? A light-skinned friend of mine wants to study at Uthman Danfodio. Ina jin tausayin shi.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by itsmero(f): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2015
haywhy911:
toh,how we go do? A light-skinned friend of mine wants to study at Uthman Danfodio. Ina jin tausayin shi.
Lol.. ga ni nan... I'm running frm here... Gaskia ni ma ina jin tausayin shi..
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Harjeebs(m): 8:09pm On Oct 29, 2015
haywhy911:
Bro,we call this the 'missing dollar' riddle. The most amazing riddle ever. The truth is: there is no clear-cut answer to this riddle yet. Check google and see 4 yourself!
noted sir
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:17pm On Oct 29, 2015
itsmero:
Lol.. ga ni nan... I'm running frm here... Gaskia ni ma ina jin tausayin shi..
lol.kuma yaro mai kyau ne fa. Ilorin,4rm wat i've heard,is hot too.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:18pm On Oct 29, 2015
Harjeebs:
noted sir
boss! But do u know d answer?
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Badosqi(m): 8:22pm On Oct 29, 2015
klexycole:
Exactly Bro.
Dont Wanna Miss Those Mad And Rib Cracking Comments...
I Miss Nerdfrost...

Anyways,We Doing It Real Big Here In Chile.
My Blood Is Green.
Golden Eaglets.....Forward Ever! cheesy grin
Backward Never!!! Chile is the place to be now.
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sammyomotola: 8:24pm On Oct 29, 2015
[quote author=shekalamin post=39495207][/quote]plz summary plz
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by itsmero(f): 8:24pm On Oct 29, 2015
haywhy911:
lol.kuma yaro mai kyau ne fa. Ilorin,4rm wat i've heard,is hot too.
hehehehe..... It can't be as hot as here sha... Maybe it will be sha... For ppl like u...
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sammyomotola: 8:26pm On Oct 29, 2015
Whats on point 2nite
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Emeriva(f): 8:34pm On Oct 29, 2015
Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.
Just my tots o= i tink its suposed 2 b 48k+48k+2k given 2 my parents. Lets assume anoda 100k fell frm d sky on my head, i ll giv my parents der 98k. D 2k left + d 1k i had b4=3k wch is stil d same as d original change. Do u understnd cos am nt gud with xplanatn. I migt b wrong though
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:37pm On Oct 29, 2015
itsmero:
hehehehe..... It can't be as hot as here sha... Maybe it will be sha... For ppl like u...
lol. It won't be too hot 4 me. I've had stints in d north. Not in d extreme north sha
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Jerryspan(m): 8:38pm On Oct 29, 2015
klexycole:
Breaking news from BBC!!

The Earth will experience 15 days of total darkness between November 15 and November 29, 2015. The event, according to NASA, hasn’t occurred in over 1 Million years. Astronomers from NASA have indicated that the world will remain in complete darkness starting on Sunday, November 15, 2015 at 3 a.m. and will end on Monday, November 30, 2015 at 4:15 p.m.

According to officials, the ” November Black Out” event will be caused by another astronomical event between Venus and Jupiter.

Charles Bolden, who was appointed to head of NASA by President Obama, issued a 1000 page document explaining the event to the White House. According to the report, on October 26, 2015, Venus & Jupiter will engage in a close parallelism, only being separated by 1 degree. Venus will pass to the southwest of Jupiter, causing Venus to shine 10 times brighter than Jupiter. The light from Venus will heat up the gases on Jupiter causing a reaction.
The gaseous reaction will release an unprecedented amount of Hydrogen into Space.

The Hydrogen gas will make contact with Earth's sun at approximately 2:50 a.m. The amass amount of Hydrogen making contact with the sun will cause a massive explosion on the Sun’s surface. The explosions will cause the Sands surface temperature to increase to 9,000 degrees Kelvin in an instant.

The sun will then attempt to cease the explosions by emitting heat from its core. The heat will cause the Sun to dim to a bluish color. Once the sun reaches the bluish color, it will take approximately 14 days to restore its normal surface temperature, returning its normal color to the Red Giant.

While the sun is cooling the surface, the light from the sun will be much dimmer. Because it takes anywhere from 7 to 8 and a half minutes depending on the Earth’s rotation for light from the sun to hit Earth, people will not know the
event has happened until 2:58 am on November
15th.

Some areas of the world may experience brief moments of light for 7 to 8 minutes, but the Earth will then go back to complete darkness until the Sun’s surface temperature has been restored.

SO,Y'ALL SHOULD CHILL.
NO RESUMPTION YET tongue

https://newswatch33.com/science/nasa-confirms earth-will-experience-15 days-of-complete-darkness-in-november-2015/
I need to travel space to watch dis in 3D grin..packing ma brief cases
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:41pm On Oct 29, 2015
Emeriva:

Just my tots o= i tink its suposed 2 b 48k+48k+2k given 2 my parents. Lets assume anoda 100k fell frm d sky on my head, i ll giv my parents der 98k. D 2k left + d 1k i had b4=3k wch is stil d same as d original change. Do u understnd cos am nt gud with xplanatn. I migt b wrong though
you 'tried for trying'. Emeriva,even Math profs can't come 2 a conclusion on this riddle. Lol,i love ur explanation. Graphical! "Lets assume anoda 100k fell frm d sky on my head".
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 8:42pm On Oct 29, 2015
Helo friends....
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 8:43pm On Oct 29, 2015
Lotusflower moi cheesy
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nobody: 8:45pm On Oct 29, 2015
rkarang:



I still remain your humble Rkarang

I no no why Ousmayne start this play for here self (gives him knock for head)


khassy abeg thunder remain for your side?? I wan use am fire this mofo for here grin
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 8:47pm On Oct 29, 2015
Reekado pls need ur help
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Ipinlaxy(m): 8:51pm On Oct 29, 2015
Help me forward my digit to praise my phone was stolen just got new phone 08182218662 for d group pls

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