AdebisiAdeyinka:
I didn't buy my gf birthday gift cuz I think by November which z my birthmonth I'll be in sch now see wetin Ilorin don do, also I sold my phone in september wit d hope dat by october I'll have a brand new tab, una dey c wetin Ambali don du me?

pele oo

haywhy911:
nope,i don't concur. The killer is none but ME

LOL.... Interesting

NOBODYY:

Cleaned? Were they dirty b4 ??

LOOOL.. This guy... You're not good ooh...

haywhy911:
nope,i don't concur. The killer is none but ME

lol
Dis boi has been stupid since two thousand years ago

Good morning wonderful peeps... Who's gotten a re-lie-able source on the release of second list.
I heard 2moro,31st is the deadline given by jamb

itsmero:
twas fanciful.... What bwt urs?

'FANCILESS'. Lol. Mine was just normal o. No dreams,No nightmares. Nothing at all.

itsmero:
LOL.... Interesting

itsmero:
LOL.... Interesting

jumu'@ mubarak!

duke59:
lol
Dis boi has been stupid since two thousand years ago

see my inlaw o. Good morning o. How was the ban?

haywhy911:
jumu'@ mubarak!

Thanks dear.... Same to you....

haywhy911:
see my inlaw o. Good morning o. How was the ban?

lol
God knows ur address oooo

Yungmilio2:

GOOD DAY GUYS
LEMME BURST UR BRAINS WITH THIS

Duchess01 , sdqumar , itsmero ,
phahydatazeez , ibagbea , sammyomotola ,
littleboysod , duke59 , klexycole , blithe,
lanaVello1 , GideonG , fawaz050 , iyamar , emeriva , legitlayo , khassy , mzlarem , temmi001 , uxomykaz , ousmanye , sveen , reekado , dharmyinkx , dhamielawlah , thomii , ihorla , titidi , nicky058 , IDGAF , IQNODABLE , lotusflower , Gracioustee1 , .. et all

The murderer is Jack's Brother

Are osun state indigen asked to upload dia cert of origin nd is osun part of dia catchment area

shekalamin:
After waiting for more than a week to be cleared, I kept seeing "you are not yet cleared. check back later." And so, this morning I decided to delete all I had uploaded and re-upload. Around 6pm in the evening, I logged in only for me to see a new message " you've nt bn cleared for common law"
reason " re-upload ur result". what could this mean?#De Common law
@ senoritacristo, GideonG, Khassy , Temmi01, Yungmilio2, Ridwan1821 et al

Its a big ish actually.. It means you've missed out on the first round of clearance... Ur case would be treated when next they are coming around and if bad luck follows you... Your dept would have been full by then


Happened to a friend last session



Just pray bro

morning friends...

rkarang:
**Hustling on point now*** Khassy no wan show face

Shows face

itsmero:
Thanks dear.... Same to you....

rkarang:


Khassy a broker like a stock broker He should embark or sojourn on an intensive Birisope (brick laying) job.

Haters everywhere

Ousmayne:


his condition is pathetic but what can we do about it?
Khassy e go better o

See as thunder d faya your left ear

fawaazsanni:
Morning! Morning!! Morning!!!

Good morning

GideonG:

The murderer is Jack's Brother

Oh Emm Gee!!! Ai ba mu sani ba....

Yungmilio2:

lol
like seriously ?

ASwear

GideonG:


The murderer is Jack's Brother

lmao

GideonG has just made a very important point .

Nicky058:
OK, worry not too, Ilorin will provide

Unilorin tab will not be shared to freshers until 2nd semester.

morshood07:
Are osun state indigen asked to upload dia cert of origin nd is osun part of dia catchment area

No,Osun isnt a catchment area.

duke59:
lol
God knows ur address oooo

who gave u permission to use my daughter's most famous saying. Ban no sweet o. The time they banned me ehnn,

Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.

you need-97k
Mom gave you-50k
dad gave you-50k
give mom 1k change and dad 1k change.
You are left with 98k(49k+49k)
get your laptop for 97k,u are left with 1k .

itsmero:
Oh Emm Gee!!! Ai ba mu sani ba....

It's right there boldly written on the last item. I don't wanna disturb my brain with so much reasoning, All I know is that the murderer must be Jack's Brother.

duke59:
lmao

GideonG has just made a very important point .

Tripple gbosa to you

haywhy911:
who gave u permission to use my daughter's most famous saying. Ban no sweet o. The time they banned me ehnn,

lol
What belongs to my daugther in law belongs to my son and what belongs to my son belongs to me


Ban nah NL most worst experience oo SMH

Pelhumie:
No,Osun isnt a catchment area.

thanks..has many pple been cleared coz I did mine since last week tuesday nd it says nt yet cleared

Harjeebs:
Pls solve this for me urgently. Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer....share and see interesting answers. My mathematics, help me out.

you need-97k
Mom gave you-50k
dad gave you-50k
give mom 1k change and dad 1k change.
You are left with 98k(49k+49k)
get your laptop for 97k,u are left with 1k
return 49k to mom and 49k to dad+the initial 2k=100k.
And at the end everyone is Happy
.