seangy4konji:
What family issue r u talking about.u high darling?

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

goody06:
Frankly speaking the poster is right,
first born shoulder alot of responsibility
they careful to lay good example for young ones
to emulate. All eyes on first born...
First born you are heroessssssssss

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

Durentt:
Even if u are successful, ur juniors will definitely be better than u. #thats the first born curse from creature!

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

Ijaya123:


Are you saying the first born of your family has run mad too?

mcyemite:
So…you’re in love with an oldest child, huh?

Oldest children are the best kind of children. (But, of course, I’m biased because I’m an oldest child myself – of five!) If you have the good fortune of loving/dating/marrying/sexing one of us, congrats to you, good sir! You’re in for a fun ride. Just buckle your seat belt first and pay attention to these safety instructions first, will ya?

1. We’re bossy. Like this song, yo. But for real, most oldest children are used to ruling the roost and telling their pep squad of little bro and sis’s what to do and how to do it. This works until said little bro and sis get old enough and put you in your damn place. But still, the bossiness remains.

2. We’re a little entitled. Our parents gave us every opportunity in the world and fawned over us and took more baby photos of us and were more careful the first time around with us, so we’re used to being treated a little special. Life, and all it’s hardships, have a way of chipping away at this perceived “specialness” but still, we got more attention than the rest of our siblings and it’s something that sticks with us forever.

3. We get along great with youngest children. I have no scientific data to back this up, except to say that nearly all my ex-boyfriends (and my current beau) are youngest kids. Maybe they like the authority; who knows?

4. We seek validation. Our parents praised our every move and yes, I know, they really should’ve cut back on that a bit. But as a result of this, we like to be patted on the back and given gold stars when we’ve done something positive. Which leads me to…

5. …We’re over-achievers. We like to be praised, therefore we achieve. It’s almost an addiction. Apologies to younger siblings everywhere who have to live up to their oldest siblings.

6. We take initiative. It’s just what we do. If something needs to be accomplished at work, we will accomplish it – or delegate it to one of our younger siblings (er, employees) to do it for us.

7. We’re great organizers of large groups of people. We can do this with our eyes shut. We’ve been herding our family of sheep into minivans/airplanes/restaurants/etc for YEARS now; corralling people into a semblance of unity should basically be on our resume. In fact, I think it is.

8. We don’t like to share our stuff. Because seriously, our little sisters have been stealing our sweaters/eyeliner/CAR for like, 20 years now and we’re really f*cking over it. Don’t touch our stuff without permission!

postmann:

you sound like a messanger of satan. who really are you? do you know him well enough to conclude that his younger siblings will be more successful than he? you even speak with authourity and certainness. if dat guy should realease a curse on you, it surely will stick. why not keep your evil notions of firstborn to your village.

i've seen first borns who are leaders financially, morally ahead of their siblings.

Durentt:
I learnt first borns carry all the acenstral curses from their greatest grandfada's up to their father's and thats why they are less successful and most of dem run mad sometimes. #i wouldnt dare marry a first born

Ijaya123:


Are you saying the first born of your family has run mad too?

misspicy:
True about me

First born learn to shoulder responsibilities early in life

Fawklicant:


E.g. A lot of Ijebu first born sons. They always have comma,

Baddestmudafuka:


In summary, y'all fu©king firstborns are fu©king egotistic muthafuckers

frankcris:

fourthed

daretodiffer:


Go and sort your family issues joor

Durentt:
thank God my family doesnt have a first born

daretodiffer:


We are in the same boat. The first and only with 4 Alpha guys.

Ijaya123:

Are you from a barren family?

Durentt:
in d igbo land sef its worst, point any mad man u see and ask anybody about him. They'll say it is the first born of elder or mazi ------. Even d igbos in d house can testify to dat!

seangy4konji:
You are the one with family issues.Not me.i really don't know how my post relate to having family issues.so not have your time.

A lot of attitude problems and insecurity especially when they are short.

Malakh:
no na, she has to procreate na, she just doesn't matter like that,i'll eventually sell her off

viktor01:


I can attest to this. Go to Abia state, Ohafia to be precise and you will confirm this.