Even Hodgson is bored

Shitty back on track.

GBR1:
Darmian getting roosted so far...

I'm sure he wouldn't start if Valencia wasn't injured, and he can't be replaced now either because we have no options

Darmian bus stop......lmao

Bullcrap

Feels like I want to vomit

Another goaless draw. I've nothing else to say that hasn't already been said

VAN VOLTRON?

“Players are human beings and they want to score goals but maybe they want it too much and maybe then the choices are not always good."

“Maybe Rooney is doing too much, because you never know as a player how you can improve your shape or your finishing. It can also create a lot of doubt and I try to influence that."

“But it can be too hard and then your mental
state shall be a little bit less and that has an
influence on everything and that’s the most
difficult thing as a manager and player to cope
with."

“When I was manager of Bayern, the striker was Gomez and he touched the ball 9 times on an average in a game, the highest 14
touches but he scored every game. i don’t think our strikers touch less the ball, it’s
how the balls are coming to him, how he decides, how quick he is in dealing with the situation.”

Van gaal on football365.......


This rooneys backers even defend more than voltron! "Doing 2 much?" So what are messi and ronaldo doing? 2 less? I give up........

1 goal in our last four in all competitions

Thunder fire Rooney and Van Gaal

this has to be up there as one of the most stupiid games ever man utd has played.
hw long b4 we start seeing d #lvgout banner

270mins played without a goal. BS

AdeLaNa1:
Another goaless draw. I've nothing else to say that hasn't already been said

You don turn Mourinho!

If we look at our games at face value we can conclude that the defence no matter how erratic they have been have held their own cause we kinda hardly concede with De gea having superb saves.

The attack is the problem especially since we have a pregnant rhino leading our lines with an obsessed possession freak as a coach who plays the pregnant rhino for 90mins.

If na beg dem go beg Rooney make dem beg am to feign injury or something, if we win anything he will still get his medal.

Chai, see Arsenal and City slowly pulling away.

Speechless

Dreadful display... DDG is to thank for not losing this one!

Another poor performance with an ok result. I think when LvG isnt having a brainfart. We're a solid team. Defence and midfield is good. Only issue with Attack which is pretty much non exitent. We really need atleast one attacker in january desperately.

on the bright side...

it's another clean sheet!

the rooney defenders will still have excuses on his shambolic performance today. what a waste of flesh! he can take off his pants & defecate on the pitch and he would still play 90 mins.

we have to call on phil jones to break rooney's testicles in training that would put rooney out for 12 months. for how long are we going to continue with this shyte! we have wasted 4 points in the last 2 games.

Another draw soup with the white Pele leading our attack and also playing another full 90 mins. On the plus side, we r solid in defense and OK in midfield but our attack is zero.

codedguy1:


You don turn Mourinho!

If we look at our games at face value we can conclude that the defence no matter how erratic they have been have held their own cause we kinda hardly concede with De gea having superb saves.

The attack is the problem especially since we have a pregnant rhino leading our lines with an obsessed possession freak as a coach who plays the pregnant rhino for 90mins.

If na beg dem go beg Rooney make dem beg am to feign injury or something, if we win anything he will still get his medal.

Chai, see Arsenal and City slowly pulling away.

I don tire to dey complain abt Rooney getting into the starting 11 every week. Or abt Martial on the wings. Or abt our incessant obsession wit this Possession Tiki-Taka nonsense. Let LVG do as he wishes. O ti su mi

Elampiro Rooney ll still score 25 goals dis season??

MOURINHO'S INTERVIEW ON BT SPORT IN FULL

Q: Jose, a 3-1 defeat after a fabulous start to the game, the game just got away from you then?

Mourinho: I have nothing, nothing to say.

Q: Nothing to say about the game at all?

Mourinho: Nothing, nothing to say.

Q: Nothing to say about the Lucas (Leiva)
decision that left him on the pitch?

Mourinho: Nothing to say, I have nothing to say.

Q: The (Diego) Costa clash?

Mourinho: Nothing to say, I am so sorry, I have
nothing to say.


Q: Do you not think it's time to have a chat to
the fans to give them some message, an
indication of your thinking?

Mourinho: They are not _stupid.

Q: We heard them chanting your name.

Mourinho: The fans are not _stupid.

Q: You did say before this game that you were
not worried, are you a little bit more worried
now?

Mourinho: Worried about what?

Q: Your future, your own position at the club,
the backing of the board?

Mourinho: No.

Q: Nothing about the game at all?

Mourinho: No.


Q: No individual performance you would like to
pick out?

Mourinho: No.

Q: Nothing about the performance going ahead?

Mourinho: Nothing.

Q: Nothing about the way we could fix it?

Mourinho: I cannot say.

Q: Thank you for your time Jose!


See painment!

young is a boss!

coogar:


rooney is shyte!
as shitty hazard has been this season with 0 goals in 16 games, rooney is worse than hazard. rooney is conveniently the worst striker on the planet.

does LVG have the balls to take rooney off for young so that martial can play up front? i doubt it. it's been 300 minutes since we last scored a goal. if we don't win today's game, LVG should be stoned to death!

i guess he should be stoned to death,cus we did not win.

All i have to remind LVG is that we're sliding further away from the park.
BTW, there is nothing like "Rooney must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG is just being stubborn.

UniqueGem:
All i have to remind LVG is that we're sliding further away from the park.
BTW, there is nothing like "Rooney must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG is just being stubborn.

maybe stubborn to keep to his word of "the captain must play"

And the "philosophication" continues...

Odunharry:
Thunder fire Rooney and Van Gaal

Lolol

airmark:




Where is starboard abi na cardboard?

a legless man is laughing at a man without shoes.

airfart/airhead
keep my moniker out of your silly mouth and focus on your deadest team.
I guess you have all you can handle with hidden ikedia and Co serving you stink piles on a regulated basis.

chrisley024:
maybe stubborn to keep to his word of "the captain must play"

Yes. But am definitely sure its not because of one sh!tty contract agreement.

UniqueGem:

BTW, there is nothing like "Rooney must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG is just being stubborn.

it may be the only fathomable reason for why rooney must play

StarBoard:

it may be the only fathomable reason for why rooney must play

No. The only fathomable reason i see is that LVG is stubbornly standing by his words even when its not working. "My Captain Must Play". If there was a "must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG with his reputation with players will be first to go against it.

UniqueGem:
No. The only fathomable reason i see is that LVG is stubbornly standing by his words even when its not working. "My Captain Must Play". If there was a "must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG with his reputation with players will be first to go against it.

it's beyond shocking that rooney still gets to play despite his obvious ineffectiveness.
I agree with you though. I'm just saying that what else can hustify LVG sticking with him?

UniqueGem:
No. The only fathomable reason i see is that LVG is stubbornly standing by his words even when its not working. "My Captain Must Play". If there was a "must play" in Rooneys contract, LVG with his reputation with players will be first to go against it.

it's beyond shocking that rooney still gets to play despite his obvious ineffectiveness.
I agree with you though. I'm just saying that what else can justify LVG sticking with him?

This man is really crazy.
LVG on Martial's best role is: "We don`t know yet"