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FUTMINNA 2015/2016 ASPIRANTS THREAD / 2015 Unilorin: Utme And Direct Entry Applicants / The medical students and aspirants thread (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 5:26pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
MzLarem:lmao, babe don't dull urself, dey r brokers faa::::::: shinghai dem no get |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 5:31pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
LEGITLAYO:I grit u bro Tank God for ur life n safety...all da best |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fateemah06: 5:33pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
DharmyYinks:you no greet me...ayafvex |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 5:39pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
NOBODYY:thanks man that was a big error on my part one of my guys wey dhem don clear today don laff me ehnn ..will do that tomorrow.. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Cooljoe1(m): 5:40pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Shuayb0:thanks... |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by DharmyYinks: 5:47pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nicky058:lolest...ur names plenty gan ooo...minaj haywhy911...I grit u bro |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:48pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Ousmayne: I sight in 10D HD I hail ooo.... Awon boiz illegal |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:49pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:51pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Yungmilio2(m): 5:52pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nicky058:babe i appreciate have been so busy with some isshhh offline one love to every one in the house one family more blessings to you all Happy new month be happy and think positive .. safe journey to n fro to all our destination this year we shall all see 2016 in good health n wealth as my pocket no go dry - u wey dey read this post, ur pocket no go also dry GOD BLESS 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:55pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Psalmmie001: Lol.. . See shursh description #OrijinGang |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by agent9(m): 5:59pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
khassy: Lemme see.. .. Holy Ghost Thunder Fire You International Nigerian Ministry.. .. Dat one go fit u First class oniranu..... na bae boo u dy find go shursh 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:00pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
DharmyYinks:lmao, ion want Minaj jor Am OK wif lolest, boss lady and Africa oyinbo |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:03pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
DharmyYinks:I throway salute,bro. How waz church service? How waz yesterday's baptism of fire 4rm da Kops |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:03pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nicky058:lollipop nko? |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:05pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Yungmilio2:amen oooooo.... Fenks so much,, #moneyminded |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:06pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
haywhy911:haywhy911 I will dash u slap, ion want jor, before guys start acting up |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 6:06pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
# MATHEMATICIAN:
1. How do you write 4 in between 5?
CHINESE: Is this a Joke?
JAPANESE: Impossible!
AMERICAN: The question is wrong.
ITALIAN: Not found on the Internet. NIGERIAN: = F
(IV)E .
2. Show that 19 - 1 = 20.
CHINESE: Am I a magician?
AMERICAN: You must be day dreaming.
JAPANESE: There's no common sense in this.
ITALIAN: You must be an illitrate.
NIGERIAN: Simple!
Simply write 19 in
Roman Numerals and remove 1 to get 20.
That is, XIX - I = XX = 20. . This is the reason you find Nigerians
everywhere in
the world in finance, business, medicine,
engineering
etc - anything to do with using your brain.
Nigeria is always there. . BRITISH: Can u Swim?
NIGERIAN: No
BRITISH: Then a Dog is Better than u
because It
Swims. NIGERIAN: What about you. Can
u Swim? BRITISH: Yes!
NIGERIA: Then What's the Difference
between you and a Dog…
BRITISH: (Shocked) NIGERIAN: (Rocks!
l0 NAIJA ROCKS 5 Likes |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by phahydatazeez(f): 6:13pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
pushtani:u ain't d only 1 ooo,i am frm Faculty of engineering though Agric and biosystem engineering thru DE nd I ave not been cleared it's 13days already since I uploaded my Results |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Nicky058(f): 6:18pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
fawaz050:hey u, learnt u'v been cleared and u no tell me, btw congratulations Buh for not telling me, I won't allow u copy my assignment. Wen r u going to Ilorin |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:19pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
khassy: Chai! U̶̲̥̅̊ miss today eh.. Babes just full everywhere as ant dey full where sugar dey.. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:22pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
agent9:I don't do Orijin.. I do Pasa Bitters 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by sylvar02(m): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Psalmmie001: Ogogoro is a very bad thing |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Imoletide(m): 6:34pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Is there anyone here who was admitted into the faculty of Communication and Information science,most especially the department of Telecommunication science here been CLEARED. Nicky058 how are you?let me take you to the altar,lets make haywhy911 and Nobodyy jealous. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 6:39pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Cooljoe1: you funny oh........... d.e nah where you go upload the ijmb result nah, comedian |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by TopeQs: 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
agent9:nah so BRO 1 Like |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by Psalmmie001(m): 6:40pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
sylvar02:Na joke jhoor |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by fawaz050(m): 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nicky058:i was cleared yesterday jor.in ilorin already.landed GBAM today.no lyt:-] |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by haywhy911(m): 6:49pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Nicky058:lol,slap? My cheek that's as hard as a greek soldier's shield. . I'll call u Boss lady then. |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by NOBODYY: 6:53pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Imoletide: You wan take her to altar and u never see clearance?? Okk..Continue |
Re: Unilorin Utme 2015/2016 Aspirants by gentleman100(m): 6:54pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
CHRISTALLITE:God bless bro.... 1 Like |
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