awesome11:
Ladies, grab your pen and take some notes...
Ehn ehn.

1. She must be intelligent with that rare feminine ability to engage in constructive arguments.

2. Her outlook on the issues of life should not be too dissimilar with mine.

3. Obviously, she must have quality moral rectitude.

4. She must be physically attractive to me. ( Averagely tall, dark with graceful steps)

5. She should have that hunger to continually improve her mind and deploy it for the betterment of our lives.


By the way, there's nothing that is more distasteful to me than a dirty lady!


# Great sex skills. Not a lady that will just stay there like a log of wood.

I acknowledge those standards may be too high. But then, that is exactly the reason I've been on this continual race of improving my life. Hopefully. it will be worth it.

This is not to much my list was 26 and I got it all. Trust me what you perceive is what you will achieve.

dlex21:
Just get clay and mold her na

Wishing Is allowed

biafranqueen:
This is not to much my list was 26 and I got it all. Trust me what you perceive is what you will achieve.

Wow...Those words would give me a morale boost during the search.

How is the lucky woman doing?

Very big ass,good cook must be an introvert and Godfearing, dazall

She should be able to beat me at PES(pro evolusion soccer)

Be able to cook delicious food recipies

Lively all the time

God fearing

nothing more.

She must be a bad gal .
She must be hard to get
She must be stubborn yeah
Neatness to a fault
Wildness in bed

Good Character, Good Brain, Good House wife(cooking must be good, home must be neat etc), Good Planner(someone who can save, think ahead of today), and lastly Good Heart. That will do it for me.

Owliver:
She should be able to beat me at PES(pro evolusion soccer)

Be able to cook delicious food recipies

Lively all the time

God fearing

nothing more.

If she beats you in PES, then another nigga is teaching her

dlex21:
This is a counter thread to the one posted earlier today: https://www.nairaland.com/2705907/ladies-what-top-5-things
Guys, let's see your view ooo...Ladies, grab a chair, sit back, relax, eat pop corn, read and enjoy!

I'll start first:

1) First of all, religious and presentable.
2) Intelligent and understands sarcasm.
3) Interesting personality with good sense of humor
4) Can speak good English. Too much gbagaun will cause headache.
5) And of course Can cook (we all know the road to a nigga's heart ).

Oya guys, feel free to add yours!!

Ole ni e. Only you want all these for woman body. What do you have to offer in return?

Booty4me:
She must be a bad gal . She must be hard to get She must be stubborn yeah Neatness to a fault Wildness in bed

i cant stop laughing to this. good dreams

DAT physique... I mean DAT ass n boobs...omg
Grammar... Just average... Wei no go dull for public
Neatness
...
Care.
D food important

brb

Sequentially: 1: Looks - facial and physique.
2: Her brain. within she's a dullard or super smart.
3: Personality.
4: Charisma
5: Sex appeal. very importan

dlex21:


If she beats you in PES, then another nigga is teaching her

naaah. i'll be her teacher but if another man teaches her then it should be her brother.

Owliver:
naaah. i'll be her teacher but if another man teaches her then it should be her brother.

hmmmm...never underestimate ladies ooo

Ligxy:


Ole ni e. Only you want all these for woman body. What do you have to offer in return?

Shu!! Have I asked for too much? Check out what other guys want na. If a girl dates moi, then she will have almost everything a man can offer. Enough typed!

awesome11:


Wow...Those words would give me a morale boost during the search.

How is the lucky woman doing?

Very well I must say, you deserve what you want never settle!

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.


Copy & Paste.

STFUareyouGod:
Simplicity
Intelligence
Talk less
B(.)(.)bs
Layed back (reserved)

I knew I was going to see your comment on this thread.

Must be a smoker A gambler An alcoholic Yet, Godly And Honest.

PinkBarbie:
I knew I was going to see your comment on this thread.

I never disappoint





You got all these?

STFUareyouGod:
I never disappoint





You got all these?

I don't have big boobs.

PinkBarbie:
I don't have big boobs.

what size?


Btw, how layed back are you? Intelligent? Yet to be convinced

STFUareyouGod:
what size?


Btw, how layed back are you? Intelligent? Yet to be convinced

My size?

About the others, you don't need to be convinced.

PinkBarbie:
My size?

About the others, you don't need to be convinced.

yes, what size you wear?


I don't need to be convinced? maybe that's why I'm not attracted to you

STFUareyouGod:
yes, what size you wear?


I don't need to be convinced? maybe that's why I'm not attracted to you

You want to get me some bra?

Hahaha

PinkBarbie:
You want to get me some bra?

Hahaha

maybe yes maybe no. So tell me

STFUareyouGod:
maybe yes maybe no. So tell me

I'm shy.

PinkBarbie:
I'm shy.

lol. So she can be shy? Hahahahaha she's not as hard as she thinks she is after all


I still insist, what size?

STFUareyouGod:
lol. So she can be shy? Hahahahaha she's not as hard as she thinks she is after all


I still insist, what size?

We all have things that make us shy sometimes. Laveda am I right?

No need joor. It's like me asking you what's the size of your r0d. Will you answer?

PinkBarbie:
We all have things that make us shy sometimes. Laved.a am I right?

No need joor. It's like me asking you what's the size of your r0d. Will you answer?

lol. I'll sure answer if I know it. But unfortunately, I have no clue the size of my rod
But in your own case, you sure aware of the size of your bra



So tell me, what size?

STFUareyouGod:
lol. I'll sure answer if I know it. But unfortunately, I have no clue the size of my rod
But in your own case, you sure aware of the size of your bra



So tell me, what size?

Unfortunately I have no clue of my size too.