1. People underage your capabilities

you always get told "see as you small..you want to do big thing".
seriously its quite annoying for us. like see my mate doing those stuffs and you tell me it's to big for me??...wtf!! do you know how old I am and you say I can't lift a common paint size bucket??
I'm a new staff

2. They assume your age wrongly

I remember the day I went for screening after I got admission and d admin woman asked me..."who are u looking for...pls stand outside and wait for whoever you came with" I was lyk God purnish you..na me dis woman dey embarrass lyk dis??
I just gave her my documents quietly without a word to avoid more attention

3. People see you as not yet grown up

I would always say that the most embarrassing moment of my life so far(cus I know the worst is coming) was d day I went to apply for a teaching job after realizing my school won't resume till January and it's a long break

I went to this popular school in my area...was interviewed and I was asked to resume the next week which was Monday...
that faithful morning..I baff up with my canvas...long sleeve(but I no tucking... that sh*t is not used to me)...
as I reached d school gate i met the security asking students for clearance before they entered...so some student were lingering around d premises trying to play smart(you know now)..
so when I got there after greeting d gateman with my gentle fresh face...the first d man would say is "Show me your school fees clearance".

damn!!....I was so so embarrassed as d students around were just smiling..some laffing....

I couldn't sat a word... I just understood with d old man I gently told him


4. Girls look down you



I remember scoping this girl for several minutes...after my long sermon this girl plainly told me...I'm still a small boy : D

I know she still wanted me and was only trying to seem "not easy"..so I just smiled and said it not about size..for my mind if u see yab wey she don collect ehn?

5.You can't enter some places even your mate enters

I don't mean puna by "enter" pls(bad guys)...

I rember attending one of my coursemate's birthday bash.and on reaching there...this huge muscular guy who called himself bouncer just hold me by my collar as I was going in and said..."you think say na all those Una small small boys party ba?"..

mehn the guy behind me who was my friend laffed and almost chocked

Lol,..

I have big head,
Someone should open trade thread about big head pipu

u mean, short niggaz?

You get called ekuke(local dog, thats always characteristically small) or okuko igbo(meaning local fowl, thats not as big as 'agric birds') (common in the east.

Chidexter:
You get called ekuke(local dog, thats always characteristically small) or okuko igbo(meaning local fowl, thats not as big as 'agric birds') (common in the east.

my Secondary school English teacher used to call me KUNKUBE

I still don't know its actually meaning

wtfCode:
u mean, short niggaz?

'small body' does not necessarily mean 'short'
someone might be tall or average and still have a small body..

Monalisa185:

'small body' does not necessarily mean 'short'
someone might be tall or average and still have a small body..

u mean skinny people ? If u aint skinny or short, what else can u be small for?

Lols. These doesn't stop em from turning that cherry out tho... I mean, whatever

pinceprinz:
Lols. These doesn't stop em from turning that cherry out tho... I mean, whatever

haha...bad guy

true talk

Alexyswiss:



haha...bad guy

true talk

All em ppl just like talking whatever from em wildest fantasy. In reality, most aint any better . Aint all bad tho

wtfCode:

u mean skinny people ?
If u aint skinny or short, what else can u be small for?

now someone skinny could be seen as someone wiv a small body... remember, the guy is talking bout pple wiv 'small body'